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Bad Day!!!
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Publié :12/6/2009 12h53
Dernière mise à jour :8/9/2009 19h31 51071 vues
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Now... u still think u've got a bad day??
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THe Guys Rules!!!
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Publié :11/6/2009 12h58
Dernière mise à jour :17/4/2014 23h43 50339 vues
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Guys.... What do u think??? Gals...No offence
THE GUYS' RULES
AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN FINALLY, THE GUYS' SIDE OF THE STORY.(I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)WE ALWAYS HEAR "THE RULES" FROM THE FEMALE SIDE. NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE.
THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
1. SUNDAY SPORTS. IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. LET IT BE.
1. SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT. AND NO, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY.
1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT!
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS FOR 17 MONTHS IS A PROBLEM. SEE A DOCTOR.
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU WON'T DRESS LIKE THE VICTORIA'S SECRET GIRLS, DON'T EXPECT US TO ACT LIKE SOAP OPERA GUYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHINGOR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
1. IF IT ITCHES, IT WILL BE SCRATCHED. WE DO THAT.
1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY "NOTHING," WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.
1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE. REALLY. 1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS SEX, CARS, THE SHOTGUN FORMATION, OR BASKETBALL.
1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES
1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT; BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING.
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1st 3somes (MMF) after a loooong break!!! :D
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Publié :4/5/2009 20h50
Dernière mise à jour :7/8/2022 4h13 45040 vues
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Did my last 3somes (MMF) with my GF and a guy fren some time last year but it has been a long long while since I last did a 3somes with another couple... it was like 2-3 years ago!!
Though I've been exposed and experienced in this scenario many times over, it still gave me the feelings I once had when I met a married couple for the very first time many years ago... u know... the feeling of kinda feel guilty...like "hey, I'm going to make love to someone's wife right in front of the hubby" Well... its probably due to my not meeting any couples for a long long while. BUT the feeling of you and your partner inviting another guy for 3somes is the total opposite... its like "Boy oh boy... cant wait to see the guy screw my gf and cant wait to see my gf enjoying 2 dicks!!!
Anyway, I met this wonderful couple over an afternoon session, recently. We have arranged the meeting a week before and when the day came, I met the hubby at the hotel coffee house for a cuppa and get to know one another. After he got comfy with me, invited me to their room, introduced me to his lovely wife... who was totally naked under the bedsheets!!! Went to take my shower... then we had about an hour and a half of wild, hot, steamy, sexy fun. Details... for me and them to know and for you guys to imagine
For the couple whom I'm referring to, if you guys happen to read this... Juz wanna let you guys know you guys were fantastic... real humble, friendly and hot sexy couple... Cant wait to meet you guys again soon!!!
Cheers...{=}
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Sorry wrong number!!!
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Publié :5/3/2009 21h02
Dernière mise à jour :30/6/2010 18h57 47521 vues
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Geez... I juz realized that wif my saucy profile pic and Blog Header... people must be thinking tat I'm asking how to start.... swinging perhaps!!!
Sorry folks...
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