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PUSSY GONE WILD
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PUSSY GONE WILD I think my pussy done lost his damn mind!  If you have read any of my past "pussy posts" you know I have a big hairy pussy named Mr. Binx. However, at this time I am referring to him as Mr. Spray!  In fact he has a whole long litany of words that spew from my mouth. The non swear words consist of Mr Spray gets no play-cuz he's old and gray.....and he might be gay!  The big fat hairy monkey is nearly 12 years old and I love him to death. Which is a lucky thing for him because he has taken to spraying various household furniture. I mean, what did my $600 speakers ever do to him?  Or what about the doors to the cabinet housing my movie collection?I am at my wits end on how to deal with this. He was "fixed" at 6 months old and never sprayed before. He is prone to urinary tract infections which cause him to pee in inappropriate places so I guess a trip to the vet is in order yet again.  NO! He also got REALLY frisky. He is playing with his toys which he hasn't touched in years. He will be laying on the couch sleeping (his fave pastime) then suddenly bolt up and race wildly around the house. Then he'll stop dead in his tracks and stare at a spot on the ceiling. I have seen him sit and stare for a full 10 minutes.....there was NOTHING there! Any fellow pet lovers, pussy aficionados etc....with advice please lay it on me. P.S. As I was scraping the 2 feet of snow off my new ride, the Harley hottie drove up in his truck with a plow and offered to clear my driveway for free! I Got Plowed By The Harley Hottie! happyf;  >>!  happyf; ...\8   Pull My Fucking Hair!  |
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Other than lemon spray and the strategic positioning of lemon scented geraniums I don't know what else will deter. I've got a 16 year old cat that farts. How so much evil strench emerge from such a small furry package must be one of the world's remaining unsolved mysteries. And then they look at you as if to say, "Gotta love me!" Now aren't these lil furry psychoparasites just something else? warm xx
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25/1/2008 1h28 |
Dog gone PURPLE, you are so lucky, no harley hottie here, I have a blind, old drunk that plows my car in with every snow fall. ~~~Have Condoms, Will Travel~~~  .......Stay Happy, Stay Safe, Stay Well........
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Then he'll stop dead in his tracks and stare at a spot on the ceiling. I have seen him sit and stare for a full 10 minutes.....there was NOTHING there! do you really mean 10 minutes? seems kind of long for a mild seizure; you might want to get that checked out. Wasn't he really ill with something last year? John Lee Hooker Recommended: [blog lucyjane78]
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the hottie snow plow guy he plowed you one... omg i am with the rest ...take mr. Binx to the vets hun..better safe than sorry    []   Seduce my mind and my body
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. btw- Pet-Zyme works well at neutralizing the spray and eliminating it's aroma... . . Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.  And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written! Lately... .
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. Pussies lacking in outside stimulation often will run amok, if left to their own desires... errrr, devices. It sounds as if congratulations are in order! You are in the minority of women on this site, in possession of that most sought after commodity- A Squirting Pussy! Too bad your pussy's male... . . Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up. And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written! Lately... .
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Back in the 80's I had a cat that did the same thing. Come to find out he had eaten a hit of LSD one night when I was passed out and he tripped for weeks after that. It was my fault for leaving it on top of the refrigerator, naively thinking he would not jump up there. I'm happy to report that he lived a long normal cat life despite the LSD. I haven't touched the stuff since!
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 Purpette.I have two cats, Phoebe and Daphne. They're about 12 and 10 years old respectively. =^^= =^^= You know how kitties like to 'type'? (Alternating clawed paws on whatever in a kneading fashion, and purr.) I was sound asleep one night. Woke up the next morning with scratches all over my right forearm. If you want to know more about them, look for my blog-post I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat. If I had the post #, I would have made a direct link.     Proud Canadian!       
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Maybe he's going through a mid-life crisis?    The Swedish Angel What are we reading Those that makes me go hmmmmm
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never understood any pussy. except they aren't much on sharing.Butt us guys due get frisky now and then!great to get plowed for free. you babes get it all!!!!!!!
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All I know is cats are cunning, vindictive and evil in a cute cuddly package. We only think they are sleeping. They are plotting revenge for some perceived slight 5 years before. I believe all things cats do are intentional and thought out. They live to drive us crazy. Kind of like people we love XX MJ
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Woohoo Purp! And good luck with your Mr. Binx. The Green Googling Word-Nazi Ranger
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22/1/2008 12h08 |
I used to be a veterinary technician, so I agree with most here, you should take him to the vet again. Something is wrong, he could have some kind of infection. I hope you can figure it out soon. FON(feline Odor Neutralizer)-spray works good to clean up his messes! Gotta love being plowed by those Harley Hotties!!! Peace, Pickles  
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21/1/2008 23h54 |
Im my experience pussys can be unpredictable.
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21/1/2008 21h22 |
i think you should give up playing with cats ,and get a bear to play with .lol. 
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I have a friend who has a 17-year old cat and the cat has gone completely bonkers recently. It is acting so strangely that she is seriously thinking about having it put to sleep. A Prince of a Man.
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21/1/2008 21h04 |
Free Plow and a wild pussy what more could you want???
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21/1/2008 17h21 |
Sorry Purp, I have no Promising pussy points for you. Just not a cat person. Congrats on getting plowed. BP
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21/1/2008 14h13 |
I think Mr. Binx is going through andropause, or maybe he's lonely. You may have to find him a cute hootie kitty to wrestle with. Maybe there's an Adult Match Firm site for cats. You could set him up a profile, start a blog for him and all, he could do IM with other cats... Nice to get a free plow-plow job isn't it. Later, Purp.
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If you slept 20 hours a day, you'd have plenty of energy too.
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21/1/2008 12h59 |
I'd say Mr. Binx is just getting old. In humans it is called dementia where a person starts to digress back to infantile behavior. I have never heard of "Depends" or other kinds of diapers for a cat, though.
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21/1/2008 10h58 |
spank your pussy see if that helps,lol.
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21/1/2008 10h49 |
Woo hoo - plowed by the Hot Rod !!! Yeee har On the pussy front, my two are good as far as peeing goes - unless they do it when I am not looking !!! They both use the tray or go out - but Squeekie, the older one (about 10 yrs now) occasionally has a hissy fit and runs round the apartment and puts the brakes on and just stands there for a minute and then runs off again. I want to know how two cats chasing each other can sound like a herd of stampeding elephants !!!  Mistress Innuendo Taking what you say and turning it into something naughty !!
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21/1/2008 9h35 |
"The Harley Hottie", omg, you still need to ask him if ya can take a pic of him and post it on your blog here, pleaseeeeeeeeeee Molly is 13 1/2yrs. old, she is going into the Vet in a week to get checked n tested, cuz she will pee n shit on my floors! Never use to do that until recently. I had all 3 gurls spayed, Molly is the only one declawed on all fours. But I got Marie the 2yrold who squirts on certain things!!! Zoie is 7 or 8yrs.old and she done the same to and also peed on my sons recliner chair!  I have no idea of what makes them do that and they all get sooooo hyper, bursts of energy like crazy!  I need some of there energy ~WildCherri~    
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