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I came here to tell you about the rhythms of the universe One time there was a movie called "Pretty Woman" , you've probably never heard of it - it's pretty obscure . So far as I know it's the only movie featuring a character played by Jason Alexander attempting sexual assault . But I admit to not being an expert on the film career of Jason Alexander . There's a sequence in this movie where a sex worker , played by Julia Roberts , is given money by the many paying her to suck his cock so she can buy clothes to attend a fancy event . Now you may be thinking that because Julia Roberts is playing the sex worker that she's one of the high class call-girl types but this is not correct she is instead the lowliest of streetwalkers . Talk about Hollywood Casting - have you ever seen a streetwalker that looked like Julia Roberts ? I haven't and I've seen ALOT of streetwalkers . So the sex worker goes into the fancy store to get the fancy clothes in her streetwalker rags and the shop girls are like "ew no" . Eventually she does get the fancy clothes though and goes back into the original store with her many bags of VERY expensive clothes and is like "you work on commission right ? Well go fuck yourself whore !" Which is telling that she would use that word as an insult . I feel like there's supposed to be a lesson there but I can't quite tease out what it should be . Because on the face of it the lesson seems to be "you should be nice to someone who looks poor because they might secretly be rich" . Which I don't think is a good lesson . But the lesson is also clearly not you should be nice to everyone because the whole point of the scene is that they didn't get money . I guess the lesson is - money good . It's good to be reminded of that , in this country sometimes we forget . A friend of mine (who shall remain anonymous) if often time mystified by the kind of BS that goes on in the corporate world - not the fraud and the crimes but the "team-building" and the nonsense . One of these type of things was the boss gathered us all in a circle to discuss our dreams and I said that my dream of having a comic book store had already happened and failed so my dreams were crushed . People seemed to think that was real bad but it's just a truth . No biggie . My dreams are all dead and buried Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode One time there was this movie called Presumed Innocent . He starred a guy called Harrison Ford . You've probably never heard of him he's a mostly a small time character actor . In this movie a lawyer is killed and another lawyer investigates her murder , also they were banging . But he investigates too hard and uncovers corruption at the highest levels so then they try to pin the murder on him - which is a thing they do in movies a lot which is kind of silly , there's much easy ways to discredit someone . But what's even more silly is that the police wouldn't search for the murder weapon because "if they didn't find it that'd make Sabich appear innocent" . Not finding it hurt the prosecution no matter what . Of course , this was necessary to the film's plot , since finding it earlier would have insured Sabich's conviction and prevented the twist ending . On that note the dismissal of the case is also unlikely, as there was plenty of evidence against Sabich remaining after one key piece was successfully discredited by his attorney with the implication that it was fabricated . Dismissing the case solely on this basis was suspicious , not only due to that but also because Sabich's defense attorney had told the judge they knew he'd taken bribes . Sabich's attorney insists the judge didn't rule for them because of this , but it's left nebulous . The dismissal could get overturned if the prosecution appealed the ruling and Sabich could be tried again on the same charges . Which I believe was supposed to be the original plot of the movie Double Jeopardy . Cypress Hill has a song called "Insane in the Membrane" which features the following lyrics ; I'll check your ass like a looter in a riot Much too fast like a sumo slammin' dat ass Leavin' your face in the grass The ambiguity of this passage has always bothered me . Is he saying that my ass will be checked like I am a looter or that he will check my ass like a looter would ? And either way does that make much sense ? Looters mostly just take stuff right ? They may throw a brick through a window but I don't think they're usually all that violent - they too busy taking stuff . I don't think we should be conflating looting and rioting . Although they do often happen concurrently . I'd like to loot something once . Much too fast like a sumo slammin' dat ass - are sumo wrestlers known for their speed ? I mean their hand strikes can be pretty quick - is that what they're referring ? Or are they saying "slamming ass" as in having sex and they're saying they sumo wrestlers ejaculate very quickly ? Is there any reason to believe that ? I've heard that being overweight makes it harder to achieve orgasm not easier . Also are sumo wrestlers really overweight in the way we think about it ? That must be one of the most unhealthy professions you can be in because their weight changes by hundreds of pounds a year . I looked for sumo porn once , there was none . Thanks for nothing jerks . Everyone knows that the blockbuster movie "I Know What You Did Last Summer" starring Tits McGee had a sequel brilliantly named "I STILL Know What You Did Last Summer" but what many people don't know is that there was a third movie in the trilogy entitled "I Will ALWAYS Know What You Did Last Summer" which isn't true because even if you avoid dementia once you die you don't know anything anymore . When Roger is attacked by the Fisherman (who is now a super-ghost) despite his best efforts to fight back , he ends up getting his throat cut open . When his body is discovered , it's mistaken for (BANNED TOPIC) due to the note he wrote moments before his death , since he was about to perform (BANNED TOPIC) . This raises two questions - first if he was about to kill himself anyway why did he fight so hard against the pirate zombie ghost ? And second why did the police think that even if you wanted to you could rip your own throat open like that ? Unless you affixed your hook to something solid and then fell on it throat-first there's no way you could do that to yourself in one fell swoop - and after the first throat-gouge you'd be too weak to further gouging . That's just shoddy gougework by the police . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Pretty Woman, I tell you that was one f'd up movie. It boggles my mind that it's a beloved romance for so many women.  
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So Cypress Hill used 3 lines of obscure meaning to say She/He/It/They would push you down? Music these days. When I was young, songwriters could write 3 Stanzas saying the same thing! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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19/2/2019 18h55 |
Please tell me u did type this all out?
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Arkancide makes all kinds of self-inflicted wounds possible, like suicide by shooting yourself in the back of your head three times. I always thought that chick from Pretty Woman was kind of ugly. She has horrid nostrils and a giant mouth. Now, I'm genuinely surprised you haven't found any sumo pr0n, rule 34 and all. I did see one movie where a sumo wrestler died during sex and crushed the girl he was with.
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Prettty Woman, some one say she is not attractive? This gal is still on top, Julia Roberts, and any one would be so blessed to have something that looks like this, ( my Opinion) we see here on TV each day making classy commercials for Belk's, Macys and other merchandisers, still got that shape, a bit more mature, but nothing wrong with this....and a beautiful smile... Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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did you like fuck?
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19/2/2019 21h25 |
i agree, more please
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"She has horrid nostrils and a giant mouth. " Jeez buddy you ruined the ending for me.
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There's a lot of Stuckey's in the world, that's for sure.
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