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One Eyed Woody and Puppy Noses
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One Eyed Woody and Puppy Noses This is embarrassing. I’ve had to turn my phone down during meetings and even be very, very wary when I’m checking my phone for messages cos the husband keeps sending me dick pics. Lol. All I did was tell him how I loved it once. Once. 🙄 The spontaneity of it all. After a few years of being together, we’d still find ourselves doing this. Well, that was what I felt at THAT time. Now is getting a little out of hand. I mean....he IS in his late 50s. For fucks sake. Lol 🙄 Anyways. Two weekends ago we went cycling together. Well, more like I joined him and his regular cycling buddies. One of the reasons why he wanted to go Cycling was, he had just bought a new watch, one that tracks his heart rate, etc. One of them fancy ones. Before we left, he passed me his old heart rate monitor, the one with the strap that goes around your torso and mentioned how it’s be useful to check what my heart rate was. I should have realised what a bad idea it was when I realised how uncomfortable it felt after putting it on. But! Being such....brilliant dumbasses, I brushed it aside. Little did I know. 4 plus hours of cycling later, brushing off discomfort (adrenaline helped), I ended up with abbrasions on my upper ribs, right under the breasts 😑. As a result, wearing a bra has been impossible. Soooo...the past week has been interesting. Going braless all the time isn’t an issue. It’s something I do all the time. But having that imposed on me has been...interesting. I’ve also had to leave the house more. I’m going into the office and/or have meetings outside. I’ve noticed people starring more. That’s a given, knowing how people in this country get quite up tight in the sight of pokies. Lol. Sad, but true. Starting is one thing, reacting awkwardly is another. I can’t quite describe it but.... it’s just awkward. What’s more interesting is, now that I’m subjected to not being able to wear it, I find myself looking at bras to buy. Like wtf right? Lol. Anyways. This is week two and I’m not even realising it anymore, but a colleague kept pointing out how the waiter kept talking to my right side boob during lunch. Lol. To be fair, it wasn’t a work lunch so we dressed down. 😝 The husband loves it though. We went furniture hunting yesterday and midway through, he made me take off my underwear (he was rather persuasive ..as he can be. 😋) He then went through the day trying to take photos and videos down my top and up my skirt. I was in a short denim skirt so that wasn’t hard, but that’s not the point. I didn’t even know he was into this before yesterday. And it wasn’t even posed shots. Just me going around looking at what we were supposed to look at, and him lurking around with his phone. Lol. He is sooo fucking embarrassing at times. But!! It got him riled up good and uh...the rewards of that was... a surprisingly hard dick. Lol. Who’d have thought. 😝 |
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I guess The Embarrasing Husband should have been a more apt title But!! It’s fucking ridiculous how awkward/strange people react to nipples. Pokies. Not even exposed nipples. For fucks sake, right? 😝 Thanks for reading!! Hope you guys had a good week
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Had a good week and glad you are enjoying the results of a bit of discomfort.
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5/10/2020 4h25 |
let him perv let him perv... many a woman has said a hard man is good to find there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity
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Had a good week and glad you are enjoying the results of a bit of discomfort.
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let him perv let him perv... many a woman has said a hard man is good to find This literally got me in stitches! Thanks for this 😊
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Sounds like fun in spite of some discomfort. Nice! And I'm fine with pokies. 
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Enjoy it- he could be ooogling elsewhere (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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It stimulates the imagination to catch sight of a "pokie"  We are such simple Beasts LOL
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I bought one of those heart rate monitors a few years ago, just to see what happened when I was out cycling. It only displayed the current heart rate and peak rate just before you switched it off. They're a bit more comprehensive these days. Novelty soon wore off. Especially after it looked like I was wearing a bra.  Upskirting is illegal here. I wonder how it works if the alleged victim knows the offender is doing it and perhaps even invited the offender to do it.
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Hey! What’s wrong with pokies? Now, depending on the woman, and her state of arousal, they could put an eye out. But, that would be, like, the best reason to have to wear an eye-patch, ever! Right?  “What happened to your eye?” “Oh, wife’s hard-fuckin’ nipple. Through her top, no less. Fuck!”And, judging by your profile pic, I would have absolutely NO problem with you wearing a short skirt (and, let’s be honest - the shorter, the better). Without panties? In public?!? Well, damn, I don’t know that I’d be more than 6 inches away, directly behind you, at all times ... and wouldn’t remember one bloody thing we were supposed to be out doing. So I really can’t fault your husband for his “enthusiasm”. LOL Sounds like the two of you need to have some more-regular discussions about what turns each of you on. Are you a little afraid of what you might find out, if you did?  Though, it seems like if your husband knew what made your pussy wet at the drop of a hat, this could turn into a real problem. Perhaps it’s better the way things currently are?  Nice post. Thx for sharing. -- allgud69xxx Yeah ... that's right ... I went there .. Wanna msg, but can't - my Postbox blog Another way to say hi my Postbox
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I bought one of those heart rate monitors a few years ago, just to see what happened when I was out cycling. It only displayed the current heart rate and peak rate just before you switched it off. They're a bit more comprehensive these days. Novelty soon wore off. Especially after it looked like I was wearing a bra. Upskirting is illegal here. I wonder how it works if the alleged victim knows the offender is doing it and perhaps even invited the offender to do it. “Lewd behaviour” is the official charge I think, but they can also slap you with numerous other charges. A lot of things right in this country, but a Fuck load that makes no sense too. 🤷🏻♀️
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Sounds like your husband had a ball doing what he did, and you got 2 in return! Any nice artistic pictures to share
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16/12/2020 20h14 |
Enjoy it- he could be ooogling elsewhere
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I think upskirting is illegal pretty much everywhere where women's rights are respected; it's a violation of the woman's rights. Even in a lot of countries where women's rights are not so respected, it's a violation of the woman's husband's or woman's family's rights. My wife has had the pokies pretty much all day, wearing a shirt she doesn't wear all that often. I noticed and enjoyed. And she noticed me noticing, and got really aroused by that. We had a really nice sex session as a result. Some of those advanced heart rate monitors are pretty bad about privacy. One of the major tech companies bought Fitbit, and I've read that it's now a personal privacy mess.
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