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Blogs > sirlicksalot692 > Sirls Ramblings

Duuuuuuuuuuuh........ Your shittn me  

sirlicksalot692 58H
125 messages
16/1/2007 1h55

Dernière Consultation:
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Duuuuuuuuuuuh........ Your shittn me

Room temperature.....what room isn't

Caution contents hot..... like I wanted my coffee cold

Cigarette smoking is hazardous to your health ...really I thought that taking smoke into my lungs was a good thing

Contents under pressure do not incinerate.....what you mean it would be alright to throw a flammable liquid into a fire if it wasn't under pressure

Do not immerse in water....huh I thought I might be able to save a little time by drying my hair while I was taking a shower

Hot surface do not touch......you mean I shouldn't put my hand on that glowing red thingy

May cause drowsiness do not drive or operate heavy machinery after taking...Damn I was gonna run my bulldozer down to the corner store to pick up some munchies after I took that sleeping pill

Fragile do not drop.....Foiled again I was gonna let that tv set slip outta my fingers on purpose

Let cool before serving.....Nope i wanna eat it while it's still steaming it only came out of a 400 degree oven

Just how stupid do they think we are lol sometimes we must be pretty damned dumb evidently some dumb ass did these at one time or another or the warning wouldn't be there....got anymore

lissi888888 59F
1401 messages
6/4/2011 13h40

 *giggles*


sirlicksalot692 58H
139 messages
19/1/2007 10h43
    Citer horny4nympho2:
    I sell sex toys and on the back of the bondage rope it read "caution don't use heavy machinery with this product" I sooo don't want to know what dictated this disclaimer.
Horny.....lol what ever it was it sounds like it was some real kinky shit.....Man runs over car with front end loader after being tied to steering wheel
Peace
sirl


horny4nympho2 60H/57F
140 messages
19/1/2007 9h10

 I sell sex toys and on the back of the bondage rope it read "caution don't use heavy machinery with this product" I sooo don't want to know what dictated this disclaimer.


sirlicksalot692 58H
139 messages
17/1/2007 19h25

 n2....lol,yep you got me on that one have definatly done the hot pizza thing yep yep ....and I also like cold coffee in fact I'm drinking some right now partially due to the fact that I'm to damn lazy to heat it up I mean hell that would entail an extra trip to the microwave or for me to stand there and wait 45 extra seconds....no time for that shit gotta get to blog land a.s.a.p. but when I order a cup of hot coffee iI prepare myself for it to be just that.
Peace
Sirl


sirlicksalot692 58H
139 messages
16/1/2007 5h17
    Citer rm_skyeone2:
    I think some of those, such as "Do not immerse in water, and Hot surface do not touch", ah hell, probably all are for blondes

    Cheers,
    Good post,
    Skye
Skye....i dunno for having brown hair i've done some pretty blonde things before but don't recall doing any of the above


rm_skyeone2 71H/52F
7177 messages
16/1/2007 5h09

 I think some of those, such as "Do not immerse in water, and Hot surface do not touch", ah hell, probably all are for blondes

Cheers,
Good post,
Skye

Blessed Be


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