1448 messages 30/1/2017 13h09
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If you were...
Not where you are now, where would you like to be ?
My choice is
After finishing my quick stint on the merchant navy, I went there for work, aged 19. What a place to work ! First I was a waiter in a seaside taverna, for a couple of years. Then left the tavernas and went into what I do today for a living, for another few years. After that I just went for holidays, married with children for the next 25 years, until it became unaffordable. Or I just became poorer.  The Greeks say, the Aegean islands were the Gods playground, if you ever been you would know what I mean. Anyway, if I was not stuck in grey London, I would love to be in Myconos. How about you ?
Tell me a place, a story that connect's you with it.....pretty pleeeease?
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My new word meanings for this place new words and meanings
What happens when I have too much time on my hands The AFF song
My first and last attempt to erotica My 1st sexy encounter
Blast from the past ( a funny story )From the diary
Aha! some fun
How did the 7 dwarves get their names ?
Miss Snow White was a randy cow,
And desperate for a fuck,
So off she went into the woods,
To try and get some luck.
She'd almost given up looking,
When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then she stumbled on the cottage,
And went in for a poke.
Her clothes came off in seconds.
And she'd just removed her pants,
When seven dwarves came marching in,
With a merry song and dance.
Snow White just stood there speechless,
And thought she was in heaven,
Originally after one good shag,
But now she could have seven.
Straight away she took command,
My fanny needs a lick!
And when one dwarf moved forward,
She said -You'd better drop your pick.
So down he went onto all fours,
And said -I ain't licking that-,
Not there, that is my arse-hole,
You DOPEY little brat!-
The next dwarf started blushing,
Do we have to do it here?-
Snow White said -Don't be BASHFUL,
Unless you're a fucking queer-
So reluctantly he whipped it out,
To prove he was no fool.
And Snow White gave a big -Heigh-Ho-.
As she rode upon his tool.
Now one dwarf wasn't smiling.
Cos he hadn't had a sniff,
And due to his impatience,
He couldn't raise a stiff.
Relax- you GRUMPY bastard-,
So he did as he was told,
And as soon as he was hard enough,
He shot his fuckin load.
The next dwarf got a blow-job,
And she took him deep quite easy,
But she just avoided brain-damage,
When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.
With three dwarves left, she turned and said,
You're next, I want your knob!-
But no sooner had he entered her,
he was sleeping on the job.
Wake up you SLEEPY bastard-
She wanted more from him.
he woke with such excitement,
That he filled her hairy quim.
The next dwarf rammed his up her,
And shagged her fanny raw,
A dazed Snow White then whimpered.
That should be against the law.-
He made poor Snow White tremble,
He was so big and thick.
No wonder you're so HAPPY,
With that fucking great big dick-
With one dwarf still remaining,
But feeling rather sore,
She said -You'll have to use your tongue,
My twat can't take no more!-
So he put his tongue to work,
Where others had placed their cocks,
And 'cos he made Snow White feel better,
She named the last one DOC.
So there's the truth about the dwarves,
And how they got their names,
By satisfying Miss Snow White,
And joining in her naughty games !!
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A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One
who's handsome, smart and strong.? One who loves to listen long, One who
thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.? I pray
he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed.? Pull
out my chair and hold my hand.? Massage my feet and help me stand.? Oh
send a king to make me queen.? A man who loves to cook and clean.? I
pray this man will love no other.? And relish visits with my mother. ?
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar
on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''
''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.''
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Aussie Radio Helpline
Radio - "G'day mate, Aussie Helpline...What's the problem cobber?"
Caller - "I'm in Darwin with my Sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pussy has completely closed up."
Radio - "Bummer mate!"
Caller - "Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that, Bye."
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4077 messages 30/1/2017 13h15 |
Oh, the memories, sun, sea, and all that !
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4077 messages 30/1/2017 13h40 |
Hey aflower2c, when I get rich, I will buy one of those gem little islands and run it as a municipality. I will be known as Prince something or other, ( title bought on the net, as you do ), you can be my princess anyday ! Thanx for the visit. Ooops, can't do the boytoy I am afraid, but I can be very silly and immature instead  I am quite good at that !
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4077 messages 30/1/2017 14h00 |
Hi ethical. I think there will be very few opting for a cold place with a hot drink, unless they just like mountain climbing, or skiing. Which is fine, but not for me. Professional beach bum here ! Thanx for visiting.
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107039 messages 30/1/2017 14h32 |
This is where I would like to be..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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4077 messages 30/1/2017 14h52 |
Citer Tmptrzz:
This is where I would like to be..
Hello tmptrzz. That is a great choice indeed. I knew a couple who went in an all inclusive package, no kids of course. When they came back they said they did not know what to do, keep fit or keep drunk ! Thanx for visiting my blog.
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