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Blogs > Mickey0820 > Thoughts of a Good Woman

Let me make your day...........  

Mickey0820 59F
234 messages
27/9/2008 14h17
Let me make your day...........
THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He
thought he was God and I didn't.

2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.

11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-
spinning medicine.

13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
Grew up.

19. Procrastinate Now!

20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

24. They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.

25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.

27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime
commitment for a pig.

28. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and
Wesson.

30. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
nm_bob 65H

27/9/2008 15h02

 A Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces


9dragonbreath9 67H
Demandez-moi une photo

27/9/2008 16h07

 This is a very good list.
Don\'t get lost in the fog, shine in the light of truth.


tmconcrete 57H
65 messages
29/9/2008 7h26

 If you fart in church, you have to sit in your own pugh!!!


tmconcrete 57H
65 messages
30/9/2008 6h16

 Violence against one is violence against all.... Violence against all is violence against myself.


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