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JUST PULLING YOUR LEGS
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JUST PULLING YOUR LEGS  Above is me stretching my legs during an early morning ballet workout. I want to thank everyone who mailed me recently checking to see how I was after twisting my ankle in a ballet routine; I can say to everyone that it’s heeling well.  Last week I took my legs on a long-haul flight to Japan but they suffered greatly from jet leg when I landed in Tokyo. To compound matters, I fractured my right leg while on the flight; it turned out to be an airline fracture.  While in Japan, I joined a group of archaeologists gathered to find the leg bone of an ancient human. It was a real shindig. On the dig, the lead archaeologist told me that he can’t bend down easily because of a knee problem that I also suffer from; it’s a joint issue.  When out in Tokyo, I visited a geisha bar - well, someone has to go! At the bar a man offered to sell me eight legs of venison. I asked him how much. He answered, “50,000 yen.” I said to him, “That’s too deer.” Also at the bar, a blind geisha offered me some personal services. I said to her that I’d like a hand-job. She ushered me into a back room and, after undressing me, she said that “it’s the biggest cock I've ever held in my hand.” I replied, “No love, you’re pulling my leg.”  Since flying back from Japan, my left leg keeps making a mooing noise. I think I may have a calf problem. The problem got so bad that I was rushed yesterday into hospital to have surgery. After the operation, and on coming round from the anaesthetic, I screamed to the doctor, “I can’t feel my legs.” The doctor replied, “I know. I amputated your arms.”  I like my legs; in fact, I’m quite attached to them. Without my legs my cock would get very sore from being dragged around! Do you like your leg pulled? Do you like your legs? Below are the legs I like the most.  |
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I’ve forgotten everything I wrote about in this post. In fact, I’ve even forgotten that I have a pair of knees; clearly I suffer from amkneesia! [image]
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ZZ Tops ... "she got leggs and how to use them" 
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I’ve forgotten everything I wrote about in this post. In fact, I’ve even forgotten that I have a pair of knees; clearly I suffer from amkneesia! [image]  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Sexy LEGS!!!
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funny stuff !  "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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You're full of corny jokes today! Happy HNW. Legs, on HNW Moanday Funnies Now THAT Is Hot [post 3312759] My Private Post - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets – Anything you write here is just between us
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Groan. Then I read the blog again, groan, groan -its obviously groaning on me! Nice legs, though- glad to hear they're on the mend.
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14/7/2021 13h01 |
What do you call a guy with no shins??? Tony
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Dog haiku I lift my leg and Piss on each bush. Hello Spot. Sniff this and weep. 
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14/7/2021 13h23 |
Good jokes, thanks for sharing them!
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Thanks for the afternoon laughs I really enjoyed them.. I hope your enjoying a great hump day..Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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I wanted to claim the copyright on that first picture but my attorney said I didn't have a leg to stand on. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Funny stuff! My legs are very serviceable and necessary to me 
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You had me going for a few sentences. Well done Do you like your leg pulled? By one lady Do you like your legs? Have become quite attached to them
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ZZ Tops ... "she got leggs and how to use them" Thanks for stopping by,
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Now you're just toeing the line bordering on goofy There is a debate here whether it's toeing the line or towing the line (as in towpath).
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Sexy LEGS!!!
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funny stuff !
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You're full of corny jokes today! Happy HNW. Legs, on HNW Moanday Funnies Now THAT Is Hot [post 3312759] My Private Post - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets – Anything you write here is just between us
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Groan. Then I read the blog again, groan, groan -its obviously groaning on me! Nice legs, though- glad to hear they're on the mend. Thanks for stopping by.
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What do you call a guy with no shins??? Tony Thanks for stopping by.
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Dog haiku I lift my leg and Piss on each bush. Hello Spot. Sniff this and weep. Is always okay Between me and you
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Thanks for the afternoon laughs I really enjoyed them.. I hope your enjoying a great hump day..
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I wanted to claim the copyright on that first picture but my attorney said I didn't have a leg to stand on.
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I'm honoured to make your night even with citizen4722. Who was best? Only joking.
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