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MY FIVE BIRTHDAY WISHES - WINE, BOOK, BUCKET, BINOCULARS AND BLOW-JOB  

spunkycumfun 63H/69F
29533 messages
7/8/2021 11h10
MY FIVE BIRTHDAY WISHES - WINE, BOOK, BUCKET, BINOCULARS AND BLOW-JOB



It’s my birthday today! Given covid, my birthday celebrations will be quite low-key. There’ll be a birthday meal but there’ll be no birthday party.

How do you normally celebrate your birthday?

Though I’m going to have a quiet birthday, I am expecting birthday presents. A few weeks ago I issued a birthday present list so people don’t waste their money by buying me something I don’t need or want. Unwanted birthday presents always get recycled!

Do you re-gift unwanted presents?

There are five items on this year’s birthday present list. First, there is wine. I’ve asked for my favourite wine, Pouilly-Fumé, a French dry white wine. I’m hoping for a case but I’ll probably be lucky just to get one bottle as it’s quite expensive.



Second on my list is the book, Spike, by Jeremy Farrar, a leading scientist in the fight against coronavirus. In the book he charts the ineptitude of the Johnson Government in dealing with the pandemic here in Britain. Johnson - I can’t call him Boris - is at best a clown who has lied his way into office and at worst a clown who is lying his way in office.



The third tem on my birthday present list is a bucket - not just any bucket but a Marcelo Bielsa bucket. Marcelo Bielsa is the iconic manager of my beloved football team, Leeds United. At games he often sits on the bucket on the sidelines. I’ll be sitting on the bucket when watching Leeds United games on television!



Fourth on my present list is a pair of binoculars, an essential for my planned honeymoon safari in Tanzania next summer, covid-permitting.



The fifth and final item on my list is a blow-job from two women. I know I won’t get this but a man can surely live in hope on his birthday!



spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
7/8/2021 11h23

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
(Mark Twain)


HAMONMAN 64H
13128 messages
7/8/2021 13h08


citizen4722 66H  
74582 messages
7/8/2021 14h12

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My oldest sister often plans special birthdays. It's my brother's birthday in two weeks so, no doubt we'll be out that night (5 siblings and friends).
I don't re-gift unwanted gifts.
I hope you get at least one of those gifts you want on your birthday.


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
7/8/2021 15h24

Happy Birthday.
I waved.
Is THAT on your list?
Cheers 🍷 🍷 😎 ❗ ❗


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 messages
7/8/2021 16h05

Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday Dear Spunkycumfun, Happy Birthday To You And Many More.

I hope you get all you desire for your special day and enjoy it..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


scoupe42 60H

7/8/2021 20h50

Hope your Birthday day was a happy one!


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 messages
8/8/2021 12h38

Happy Birthday!!
That blowjob is going to be epic if it takes two women. Please record it so we can all watch


effer2910 60H
5508 messages
8/8/2021 3h27

Happy Birthday Spunky. I wish you to drink your bucket of Pouilly Fumé with a pipe (it's an excellent wine )
A pipe, that's how we call a blowjob in France

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pal334 69H  
45821 messages
8/8/2021 6h50

What a wonderful Birthday! I generally just ignore it, but I do admire your desires. The 5th one did catch my eye and I think I will possibly request it

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secret_lade 50F
9227 messages
8/8/2021 18h34

Happy birthday, birthday boy!!


jajo696 113F
4287 messages
9/8/2021 2h18

Many Happy returns to the Day....hope it was wonderful. Hope you get ALL that you wanted. Let us know !!

My last bday was very very low key with takeout. Just happy to have a bday ~

Cheers to you🎉🎂


lindoboy100 61H
23969 messages
9/8/2021 10h40

Happy brothday McPunkster, hope you're having a good un.

I prefer low key all years........mainly because I don't like being centre of attention (not even secretly).


lust4life59 65F  
2552 messages
9/8/2021 16h59

Happy belated birthday wishes........

and no, I've never regifted a blow job.


spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
12/8/2021 5h05

Despite being alone, I hope you get to open a birthday present or two.


spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
12/8/2021 5h06

Thanks for your birthday fanfare.


spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
12/8/2021 5h07

    Citer citizen4722:
    [image]

    My oldest sister often plans special birthdays. It's my brother's birthday in two weeks so, no doubt we'll be out that night (5 siblings and friends).
    I don't re-gift unwanted gifts.
    I hope you get at least one of those gifts you want on your birthday.
I just got one of my five present ideas - the wine!


spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
12/8/2021 5h08

    Citer Paulxx001:
    Happy Birthday.
    I waved.
    Is THAT on your list?
    Cheers 🍷 🍷 😎 ❗ ❗
A wave is always on my list.


spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
12/8/2021 5h09

    Citer Tmptrzz:
    Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday Dear Spunkycumfun, Happy Birthday To You And Many More.

    I hope you get all you desire for your special day and enjoy it..
I had a quiet but good birthday drinking lots of wine!


spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
12/8/2021 5h09

    Citer scoupe42:
    Hope your Birthday day was a happy one!
My birthday was a happy if not a quiet one.


spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
12/8/2021 5h10

Only one item - the wine - was checked off my birthday list. There's always next year!


spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
12/8/2021 5h11

    Citer PonyGirl1965:
    Happy Birthday!!
    That blowjob is going to be epic if it takes two women. Please record it so we can all watch
The two women-blowjob, unfortunately but perhaps not surprisingly, didn't materialise on my birthday!


spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
12/8/2021 5h13

    Citer effer2910:
    Happy Birthday Spunky. I wish you to drink your bucket of Pouilly Fumé with a pipe (it's an excellent wine )
    A pipe, that's how we call a blowjob in France
I had a few glasses of Pouilly Fumé but no pipe on my birthday!


spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
12/8/2021 5h14

    Citer pal334:
    What a wonderful Birthday! I generally just ignore it, but I do admire your desires. The 5th one did catch my eye and I think I will possibly request it
Though I requested a blow-job from two women, it didn't materialise. I hope you are luckier on your birthday!


spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
12/8/2021 5h15

Many thanks for your birthday greetings.


spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
12/8/2021 5h16

    Citer jajo696:
    Many Happy returns to the Day....hope it was wonderful. Hope you get ALL that you wanted. Let us know !!

    My last bday was very very low key with takeout. Just happy to have a bday ~

    Cheers to you🎉🎂
I only got the wine from my list. I just can't understand why I didn't get a blow-job from two women for my birthday!


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