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The Ticket
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The Ticket TMI Alert! Just got stopped by the police today... I'm riding legal so I ain't trippin...however, I wanted to see something! Yeah... I already knew why he got me (i was speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me, so I decided to test my luck and humor. About a week ago, I purchased some fart spray and tried it, I wanted to see just how far I could push it. The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays... well as the policeman walks toward my vehicle, I sprayed about 5-7 squirts. He asks me to get out. I said I can't, he immediately stops in his tracks and says well why not... and Lawd.. Whats that?? I said I've shitted on myself.. (the look on his face was one that says... You've got to be shittin me) anyways.. I say sir, My stomach hurts.. Im trying get home because I.... (he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... Omg.. You think you need an ambulance. I said no (trying not to laugh.. he looked worried and sick🤣) I live right around the corner. Policeman: YES MA'AM, BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. ILL YOU!!! Yall, I didn't expect it to go this way but the police waited till I got the car (he stayed in his) so I had to walk all the way to my door with my butt cheeks clinched and limpn like I was hurtn🤣🤣🤦🏽♀️ Moral of the story: I DON'T HAVE 1.. but I'm going buy a case of that fart spray. No ticket written |
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THANKS FOR THE COMMENTS GUYS
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22/8/2019 14h03 |
cudos to you for thinking on the fly like that
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LOL!
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It would've made me call the ambulance and call your bluff 
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Ok... the most educational story I've read today.... 😊 I'm buying s case of that stuff as well! 👍 Thanks for sharing this tip! 😮🚽😂 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Great story. Too bad there isn't virtual fart spray to ward off pesky A*F*F men. 
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