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And now, back to our regularly scheduled program.... You know, I really do love blogland. The 'community', friends I've made, bonding, giving others recognition....props etc. But lately I have been totally getting too fucking SOFT!! And my dear blogland.....'soft' on sexsite is just UNACCEPTABLE!!! It may be ok for the geriatric blogs down the hall ....but NOT flippin here! NOT on my watch damn it!! Examples with what the titles should have been: I want everyone to win My beautiful human nominations Can t we all just get along Pinky Swear Jesus Loves Me It was just pure luck that I came up with the solution. (with some inspiration) Weeks ago, while literally agonizing over my nominations for  I read [post 2449445] it was pure genius!! FUCKING BINGO!!!!! That has been my problem!!! I have been doing entirely too much blogging when sober! This is MY deal....I vent, rant or crack myself the fuck up. That is the point of THIS BLOG......it is FOR ME. My amusement, therapy, creative punctuation experiments.... whatever. I have been straying from that lately. OMFG!!! Apparently lack of sex makes Subs all fucking mushy and shit? FUCK THAT!!! I've decided to deal with it in a responsible adult manner.... NO MORE sober blogging for me!!! This plan does not come without issues though. But since I am a professional procrastinator....fuck it....I'll worry about that shit later. As soon as I can get someone to make me some decent Jack Daniels and Jose Cuervo (Fuck off.....if you're buying I'll drink Patron) bling, I will be adding it to my signature along with this disclaimer. (Pretend this bling is NOT tacky -------> ) Yes that may seem backwards, but I have a better chance of remembering to use the asterisk this way. If I'm drunk I really won't give a shit will I?? OMG....That just reminded me, when making my nominations for Busty's awards there were a couple special categories I forgot to add!! So I want to apologize to Dirtygirl411 !! You were my choice for "Blogger with a liver that may actually be more fucked up than mine" and "Only person on the planet I would not challenge to a drinking contest". I felt so bad I decided to buy a bottle of Fireball in your honor. I have not cracked it open yet because I felt it would be disrespectful of me to not seek advise from the Goddess herself first. So can you give me the 411 on the magic that is Fireball?? Chilled, on the rocks, shots, straight out of the bottle.... or just mainline the shit?? I think Fireball may be the perfect way for me to kick off my drunk blogging experiment. Maybe for my 100th post..... a live, drunk blogging, cam show!!! Settle down pervs, IF it happens, this bitch will be fully clothed. I've said it before, you wanna see me naked....you are just gonna have to fuck me. I know, I'm too fucking old fashioned huh?? Whatever....I won't get naked on cam but if your lucky....I might puke for you. HOW FUCKING HAWT IS THAT???  Yes I have used the following picture before but I added a new caption....it was just too perfect. Me with a shot called 'brass balls' in my hand, two Jack & diets in front of me, (note the cute little penis straw in one, I ordered them tall because I was pacing myself LMAO- true story!) wearing a crown o' cocks. Seriously...this is sooo fucking totally me it should be my passport photo.  So tell me what you think pervs?? Have you ever done it, what happened? Tell me about it here, then go vote yay or nay on drunk blogging.... To be or not to be "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program |
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Grasshopper Subs you venture into dangerous territory  I've drunk blogged and cammed on several occasions. If you are sufficiently superfine, you may be able to do it more than once and subdue or minimize the embarrassment, and won't delete your fine works in the horror of sobriety. (Ive done it on fireball too BTW ) Good luck!!!!All are welcome to an audience with The Magnificent One oldirtybacchus
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Hell yeah I've done it. I even did it once while I had my gold ball. I think there may have also been one time where I somehow didn't do something I regretted the next day. insert exploding bomb image here
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Not drunk enuff yet. Back soon. *hic 
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Really? My motto is more like: "I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.” ~ Mae West  (Mostly because I'm a really a slow learner! LOL!) "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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Grasshopper Subs you venture into dangerous territory I've drunk blogged and cammed on several occasions. If you are sufficiently superfine, you may be able to do it more than once and subdue or minimize the embarrassment, and won't delete your fine works in the horror of sobriety. (Ive done it on fireball too BTW ) Good luck!!!! Me.....minimize embarrassment?? Oh TMO, it is so cute that you think I could only embarrass myself around here when drunk!!  "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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Hell yeah I've done it. I even did it once while I had my gold ball. I think there may have also been one time where I somehow didn't do something I regretted the next day. "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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Aww B, I can always count on you!! LOL!  "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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Not drunk enuff yet. Back soon. *hic "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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Yeah, yeah....so maybe you were a little right.........once! "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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I will keep that in mind. Thanks S!  "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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I am a make my own fireball kinda girl - but expediency often demands the ready made. I think chill it - then shots. Just keep a glass of water handy - it coats the throat like robitussin. Umm - only occasionally commented when tipsy - the last jack actually - but it WAS Burns night. Go for it. There are several of us who will defend your right - and help direct you to spew on spaces where remorse is never needed....  ~ [blog kelidgh]~ I am, indeed 
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I haven't done drunk blogging too often,because I either pass out or had to go puke...Look at this way some people have done worse and they aren't even drunk..LOL..HUGS TO YOU!! What Gag Reflex? I am A Cum Guzzler!   
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Last time I was pished here I feel asleep mid sentence! Shocking, eh?!? But hey, I made so much sense to myself! 
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lol Drunk blogging would be no good for me; One of the first things to go when inebriated is my coordination and whatever I could subsequently muster in terms of a post would likely be so ridden with spelling mistakes as to make it effectively appear in a foreign language
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Hell yeah! We're here to have fun aren't we? Sapere aude, cor ad cor loquitur. RaMbLiNgS oF a LoSt MiNd
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I am a make my own fireball kinda girl - but expediency often demands the ready made. I think chill it - then shots. Just keep a glass of water handy - it coats the throat like robitussin. Umm - only occasionally commented when tipsy - the last jack actually - but it WAS Burns night. Go for it. There are several of us who will defend your right - and help direct you to spew on spaces where remorse is never needed.... Aww Kel....You are too effin cool!! Thanks girl!  "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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I haven't done drunk blogging too often,because I either pass out or had to go puke...Look at this way some people have done worse and they aren't even drunk..LOL..HUGS TO YOU!!That is very true! Thanks EB...big hugs back! "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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Last time I was pished here I feel asleep mid sentence! Shocking, eh?!? But hey, I made so much sense to myself! "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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Fucking cool...I will get right on that shit! Yeah, ummm Fireball would have to be SERIOUSLY evil for me to do any kind of cam 'performance'. I only heard that people were traumatized...it's probably good I didn't get any details! lol! "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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lol Drunk blogging would be no good for me; One of the first things to go when inebriated is my coordination and whatever I could subsequently muster in terms of a post would likely be so ridden with spelling mistakes as to make it effectively appear in a foreign language "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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Hell yeah! We're here to have fun aren't we? I think some of us are just better at it then others!! "The truth shall set you free.....but first it will probably piss you the f{=}ck off!!" ღ ღ To Be Perfectly Blunt... ღ ღ ~ღ~ Latest Posts ~ღ~ ~~ Does this pole make me look fat~~ * A squirter Who fucking knewreally *~* Winning Losing Who the fuck cares * Could I be a bigger mess *~* And now, back to our regularly scheduled program
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Oh I'm pretty sure like most things I do when drunk, I'll TOTALLY regret it the next day!! insert exploding bomb image here
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Ummm Lindo....you made sense to yourself when you were asleep?? Or perhaps I'm just the only one who understands jockinese!
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