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++ Oldster?  

pal334 69H  
51270 messages
6/12/2018 4h35

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++ Oldster?

My friend is the same age as I am. I wonder why my friend are sending me so much "Senior" humor? Is it showing so much on me now?. Well since he is tormenting me with this, I thought I would share with you . Has any of tis happened to you?

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then,
just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is
marked 'NO REFILLS'.."


***********************
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best,
and just remember, if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me, your mother
is going to come and
live with you and your wife...."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your
age and start bragging about it.
This is so true.
I love to hear them say
"you don't look that old."

------------------------------ ---
The older we get, the fewer things
seem worth waiting in line for.
------------------------------ ---
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know why I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of

the roads weren't paved.

********************


When you are dissatisfied
and would like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.

------------------------------ -
One of the many things
no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change
from being young.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
*********


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pal334 69H  
45821 messages
6/12/2018 4h37

I do admit that our conversations can be distracting at times. [image]

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bitchkitty2017 71F

6/12/2018 4h50

I would do the same send some back see how they like it being reminded of growing old..better still send an e card off of jibjab ecards ..they have some real doozies..i sent a couple e cards to friends with my face on them saying something and rapping..see whether they like it or not..whats sauce for the goose is good for the gander..


SimpleLatina 59F
3447 messages
6/12/2018 6h06

It is scary, a lot of that happens to me


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 messages
6/12/2018 7h16

Funny stuff!!

On a date not too long ago, and we both had to remove our glasses, they were getting in the way...and he made a comment about "welcome to senior dating"...totally cracked me up. I hadn't even thought about it as being "senior" dating!! We're not seniors until...65, right?! (And when I'm 65, it will be 75, lol...)

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


sweet_VM 65F
81699 messages
6/12/2018 7h41

My friends are doing the same thing. They must think we are old. You found some good ones hugs V

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scott6250 61H

6/12/2018 10h12

Very humorous Pal.

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bowdrie5 73H
377 messages
6/12/2018 10h37

I don't mind being seen as a "senior", as a matter of fact, I actually enjoy it. I like the discounts, preferred treatment, and other perks. It's getting old that I have a problem with.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 messages
6/12/2018 11h21

Happy Thursday Pal, I love these they were great and I love the JOINT one, and getting older bragging about it those are the best ones..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


pal334 69H  
45821 messages
7/12/2018 15h54

    Citer bitchkitty2017:
    I would do the same send some back see how they like it being reminded of growing old..better still send an e card off of jibjab ecards ..they have some real doozies..i sent a couple e cards to friends with my face on them saying something and rapping..see whether they like it or not..whats sauce for the goose is good for the gander..
He takes as good as he gives

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pal334 69H  
45821 messages
7/12/2018 15h55

    Citer SimpleLatina:
    It is scary, a lot of that happens to me
It is amazing how true some are

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pal334 69H  
45821 messages
7/12/2018 15h56

I think I better check my meds again!

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pal334 69H  
45821 messages
7/12/2018 15h58

    Citer SeaGirlFL:
    Funny stuff!!

    On a date not too long ago, and we both had to remove our glasses, they were getting in the way...and he made a comment about "welcome to senior dating"...totally cracked me up. I hadn't even thought about it as being "senior" dating!! We're not seniors until...65, right?! (And when I'm 65, it will be 75, lol...)
Look at it this way,,, need to be much closer without the glasses

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pal334 69H  
45821 messages
7/12/2018 15h59

    Citer sweet_VM:
    My friends are doing the same thing. They must think we are old. You found some good ones hugs V
Friends can be such wiseguys

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pal334 69H  
45821 messages
7/12/2018 16h00

Thank you

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pal334 69H  
45821 messages
7/12/2018 16h03

    Citer bowdrie5:
    I don't mind being seen as a "senior", as a matter of fact, I actually enjoy it. I like the discounts, preferred treatment, and other perks. It's getting old that I have a problem with.
I agree, the senor part is good, the aches of old, not so much

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pal334 69H  
45821 messages
7/12/2018 16h03

    Citer Tmptrzz:
    Happy Thursday Pal, I love these they were great and I love the JOINT one, and getting older bragging about it those are the best ones..
We have to make the best of it

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