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👩‍❤‍💋‍👩 The laws of " Murphy"?  

pal334 69H  
51298 messages
22/11/2019 5h50

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👩‍❤‍💋‍👩 The laws of " Murphy"?


A friend sent me these "Laws" . They gave me a laugh, so I thought I would share them. Sometimes, I think life is too serious. Wouldn't be nice to have a place you can go to, close the Adult world and just relax and have fun? Not as an escape, just a "recharge" time. Do you have a way to just relax and recharge? There are a few that cum to mind already

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until
you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those live by the sword get shot by those don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

. The things that come to those wait may be the things left by those
got there first.

. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will
sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve
people weren't smart enough to get of jury duty.


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pal334 69H  
45821 messages
22/11/2019 5h52

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SimpleLatina 59F
3447 messages
22/11/2019 6h41

That first law is so true


irishmale5150 55H
115 messages
22/11/2019 6h47

The laws are so true these days


ltrskr 75H

22/11/2019 7h08

If it sounds to good to be true, it is.......

If you look back, you slow down..

If your not living on the edge, your taking up too much space...


sweet_VM 65F
81699 messages
22/11/2019 7h21

Good one loved it hugs V

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lickUall21976 47H

22/11/2019 8h19

love this story, very well written


Studmizer66 54H
17 messages
22/11/2019 9h02

nice breakdown I agree


scott6250 61H

22/11/2019 9h54

Very true these days.

"Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 messages
22/11/2019 16h36

Happy Friday Pal, I hope your day was a good one, and I love these, they are always a great read and reminder and that last one always makes me LOL as it's so very true. I hope you enjoy your weekend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


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