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😻😲👀 Its Louie :)
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😻😲👀 Its Louie :) LITTLE LOUIE ON MATH: A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Louie He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little Louie says, 'I have a question for YOU.' There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.' To which Little Louie replied, 'The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.' LITTLE Louie ON MATH: Little Louie returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 'Why?' asks the father? 'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said '6', replies Louie. 'But that's right!' says his dad. 'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'' 'What's the fucking difference?' asks the father. 'That's what I said!' LITTLE Louie ON ENGLISH: Little Louie goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Louie says 'Mas-tur-bate..' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Louie , that's a mouthful.' Little Louie says, 'No, Miss Rogers; you're thinking of a blowjob.' LITTLE Louie ON GRAMMAR: One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful In it.' 'Very good, Suzie,'replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. 'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.' She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little Louie . 'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant', and he said 'Beautiful. Just fucking beautiful!' LITTLE Louie ON GETTING OLDER: Little Louie was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.' Little Louie replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 7 .' The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?' Little Louie answered, 'No; he minded his own fucking business. |
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Louie is another of those kids that get us going
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You just made my afternoon!!!! Thank You (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Got to love that little Louie, thanks for the afternoon laughs.. I hope your Hump Day keeps you laughing  Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Very funny my friend. "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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Good one Pal. A bit late to post this morning for you. Hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Louie is another of those kids that get us going
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You are welcome
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You just made my afternoon!!!! Thank You 
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Got to love that little Louie, thanks for the afternoon laughs.. I hope your Hump Day keeps you laughing
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Very funny my friend.
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Good one Pal. A bit late to post this morning for you. Hugs V 
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