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Blogs > CynicusMaximus > Hooct Un Foniks Wurct For Me

In the News Today...  

CynicusMaximus 52H
403 messages
31/8/2019 4h44
In the News Today...

As of tomorrow, August 31st, unsolicited dick pics will not be illegal in the state of Texas. So, if 90% of your charm is to incessantly beg women to look at your dick, this will become known as The Dark Times.

I am not above this... i have a slew of dick pics here. I am an exhibitionist and well.. i try not to show everyone here on the site. The pics are set to friends only and in conversations i like to think everyone assumes i have penis.

In other news.

Donny Johnny Drumpf continues to slide down the greased wall he has created as he goose steps his way into 2020. I'm not totally in agreement with Joe Biden, but i want him to win the primaries just because i know Trump and Biden will just take off their shirts and punch it out on the debate stage. I'm not betting on the pigeon shaped asshole with the hair plug from the drain stuck on his head.

Meanwhile, the democrats still have enough nominees to field a football team with a secondary team.

The Libertarians are remarkably quiet this time around after sending out a stoner D-student and a caprophage as their presidential candidates in 20. Gary Johnson was actually under Harambe in the results because libertarians hate the government so much they refused to vote.

The Libertarians... if the country was the Titanic, the libertarians aren't the panicking passengers looking to escape with their lives. They aren't even the band playing till the very end amidst the chaos. The Libertarians are the ones sitting on the rail laughing at everyone run around pretending they aren't on the same sinking ship.

Also, in the news. Mrs. Perez and her prize winning pumpkin both came to a tragic end as both were rolling down a hill to the state fair.

mtguy2019 69H
Demandez-moi une photo
185 messages
31/8/2019 7h43

 DT is nothing but a smuck,bigot,asshole, jerkoff and few other things


mtguy2019 69H
Demandez-moi une photo
185 messages
31/8/2019 7h44

 Im so glad I didn't vote for him. Didn't vote for HC either. I voted but not for those two asshole


CynicusMaximus replies on 31/8/2019 8h18:
At least you voted.

japaneseass 56F  
50231 messages
31/8/2019 7h58

 how about unsolicited cunt pics??? equal rights, right??? lol..


CynicusMaximus replies on 31/8/2019 8h18:
Who sends unsolicited vagina pics??

superbjversion2 69F  
24388 messages
31/8/2019 9h54

 So Texas is now an unsolicited dick pic sender sanctuary? Get ready for a major shift in gender population.

I recently saw a song parody called "Cheetoe-christ Stupid Czar" I think you'd like it.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


FMAOPLS 70F
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11/10/2019 16h11

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