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The Manly Man  

kzoopair 73H/71F
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27/6/2015 17h44
The Manly Man

Body Count Body ImageImagery Is The Topic For The Ninth Virtual Symposium

Body Count: “Body Image/Imagery” Is The Topic For The Ninth Virtual Symposium
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The Manly Man-by Bill
It isn't just women who have body image issues. It's well known that many American women suffer from negative body image, even when they look just wonderful to others. It's driven into their heads from an early age that they can never look good enough, or try hard enough, or compete fiercely enough with other women to look their best, and that their best will never be good enough. I can't really add much to that discussion that hasn't been said better by someone else. It would be silly if it wasn't so damn cruel.

Men have body image problems too. Not to the extent that women suffer, but most men want to appear robust and virile and can get a bit confused by the pretty boys, the underwear models and the guys in the perfume ads who look like young Italian gigolos. Women often seem to swoon over these guys, but they look to most other men as if they weren't too interested in women, like they'd prefer each other's company, or maybe just prefer to be alone with a mirror. Most of us are somewhere between heartthrob lunching at The Little Owl and computer nerd living in Mom's basement and surviving on Hot Pockets. Theres a crowd at the cellar end of the spectrum and precious few at the apex, with most men scattered all over the map in between.

Not Vladimir Putin, though. This guy knows he's a man's man, a manly man, and he rarely misses a chance to strut his stuff. You must remember when President George W. Bush claimed he had seen into Putin's soul, and liked what he saw there. It struck me as a singularly idiotic remark, but I think something must have changed in Putin that day. Now, not only was he a Russian hunk, but he had an enchanting soul as well, and it must have made his biceps swell with pride and then spread to his pectorals. And elsewhere. (For a while the news was full of Bush/Putin, Bush/Putin, Bush/Putin. It sounded to me like something you'd find in a woman's pants at a chili eating contest.)

This guy never misses an opportunity to get photographed shirtless.




If he goes fishing- off comes the shirt. If he gets on a horse, he sheds the tunic. Swimming with the dolphins? Can't be done in a wetsuit!





He's not afraid to show a softer side too- a leader has to have compassion for his followers, and demonstrate kindness, a gentle nature belied by all that manliness.



He's so in tune with the animals that he even has a doppelganger…



…and he's pals with them all too, just like Tarzan! They can't wait to do his bidding.







Putin- he's got NO body image issues and it must be grand for him. Most of us will suck in the gut when a good looking woman walks by, stand a little straighter, flex the biceps and try to look as much like good breeding stock as we can manage. It's usually a dismal failure, but not Putin! He's got attitude and he ain't afraid to show it!



If it's true that women like a man with a bit of an attitude, a bit of an edge to them, a bad boy thing goin' on, he ought to be draped with gorgeous women. Hell, he inspired a group of women to name themselves Pussy Riot! But oddly enough, the Pussy Riot doesn't appear to be enamored of Vladimir. He's been confronted by them before. They were naked and from the look on his face, he wasn't feeling too well. Maybe he's angling for an underwear ad, or maybe, just maybe, he only wants to be alone in his room with a mirror.




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kzoopair 73H/71F
25831 messages
27/6/2015 17h49

And another thing...

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kzoopair 73H/71F
25831 messages
27/6/2015 17h50

Oh I'm sure the asshole's planning on it!

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justskin1 72H
13175 messages
27/6/2015 18h15

He certainly seems to be a legend in his own mind. Also, if you don't agree what a manly man he is there is always the Gulag.

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Horny_Holly 43F
2767 messages
27/6/2015 18h32

He'd make a great Bond villain. They're usually Russian

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kittyliquor519 59H
2730 messages
27/6/2015 18h39

You ASSHOLE!!!!!

How DARE you make me spit my tuna salad out all over my table and keyboard!! You and your (For a while the news was full of Bush/Putin, Bush/Putin, Bush/Putin. It sounded to me like something you'd find in a woman's pants at a chili eating contest.)

Great post...making me think about what I am going to write

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SlenderGal88 57F  
10361 messages
27/6/2015 18h41

He sees his body differently than others. Yes, he's over the top, but he's at ease with himself.

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kzoopair 73H/71F
25831 messages
27/6/2015 19h03

    Citer justskin1:
    He certainly seems to be a legend in his own mind. Also, if you don't agree what a manly man he is there is always the Gulag.
No doubt!

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kzoopair 73H/71F
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27/6/2015 19h04

    Citer Horny_Holly:
    He'd make a great Bond villain. They're usually Russian
He just plain makes a good villain, of any stripe.

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kzoopair 73H/71F
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27/6/2015 19h06

    Citer kittyliquor519:
    You ASSHOLE!!!!!

    How DARE you make me spit my tuna salad out all over my table and keyboard!! You and your (For a while the news was full of Bush/Putin, Bush/Putin, Bush/Putin. It sounded to me like something you'd find in a woman's pants at a chili eating contest.)

    Great post...making me think about what I am going to write
Thanks, Kitty. I AM an asshole, but he'll always be a bigger one.

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kzoopair 73H/71F
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27/6/2015 19h08

    Citer SlenderGal88:
    He sees his body differently than others. Yes, he's over the top, but he's at ease with himself.
He'd HAVE to be at ease with himself to do the shit he's done. Most people wouldn't be able to sleep at night if they were the kind of dickhead he is.

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nightsoul1962 61F
17828 messages
27/6/2015 19h41

Maybe, just maybe, he doesn't like women.......just a thought......it was a good reading, even if you did make KL spit out his food

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NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 messages
27/6/2015 19h43

Do you know what's written on that girl's back? Russian version of "F**k you, Putin".

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NaughtyInSO 113F
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27/6/2015 19h45

I sprayed my tea all over keyboard!

Love this post, KZ! Thank you for great laugh!

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kzoopair 73H/71F
25831 messages
27/6/2015 19h46

    Citer mcmaniac:
    I'd be a bit more impressed with "Shirtless Putin" if someone clued him in that it's NOT 1955, so we don't wear our pants above our belly button like Fred Mertz!
I think it's gonna take more than that to impress me. I never did like that guy.

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kzoopair 73H/71F
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27/6/2015 19h47

    Citer nightsoul1962:
    Maybe, just maybe, he doesn't like women.......just a thought......it was a good reading, even if you did make KL spit out his food
I was wondering the same thing myself.

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kzoopair 73H/71F
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27/6/2015 19h49

    Citer NaughtyInSO:
    Do you know what's written on that girl's back? Russian version of "F**k you, Putin".
Thanks for that, Pet! I was wondering about that script- I knew it wasn't gonna be a compliment but I don't do Cyrillic.

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kzoopair 73H/71F
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27/6/2015 19h51

    Citer NaughtyInSO:
    I sprayed my tea all over keyboard!

    Love this post, KZ! Thank you for great laugh!
I was thinking of you the whole time I wrote it. It was a spur of the moment thing- inspiration struck and I sat down and wrote it out. Long live Pussy Riot!

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tickles4us 62H
7262 messages
28/6/2015 5h41



Propaganda failure on Putin's part and a show of total ignorance on Bush's part.

The sad thing is, one of them is still in power.

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veryfunnycple64 60H/60F
21770 messages
28/6/2015 6h34

sometimes a person view of themselves get skewed and in this case, Putin seems to have an over inflated ego! His self image of machismo drives his thoughts and actions. It justifies his need to show he has the will and might to rule- it's synonymous with his strength! It's good for him in a oligarchy and he, as the dictator, to show his strength, but once his health fails or he meets someone who is more of a man then him, his empire will crumble. Image of strength is an illusion. All strength comes from within! Thanks, I loved the irony and poignant images you painted!

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kzoopair 73H/71F
25831 messages
28/6/2015 8h39

Thanks! I wasn't really trying to make a larger point, although as you pointed out, there is one. I was just having fun trashing that phony machismo clown. Naturally he's a narcissist- he's an autocrat. And I LOVE pussy riot!

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kzoopair 73H/71F
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28/6/2015 8h48

    Citer tickles4us:


    Propaganda failure on Putin's part and a show of total ignorance on Bush's part.

    The sad thing is, one of them is still in power.
Well, thanks! That "saw into his soul" remark was one of the dumbest presidential quotes in American history. It IS sad that Putin's still in power. Sometimes it looks like the worst thing to befall the old cold war opponents was the collapse of the Soviet Union- they aren't better off and neither are we. We still spend billions trying to defend against the Soviets of 1979, and they wast an equal amount- that they can't afford either- trying to get back their former "glory" days.

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kzoopair 73H/71F
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28/6/2015 8h51

    Citer veryfunnycple64:
    sometimes a person view of themselves get skewed and in this case, Putin seems to have an over inflated ego! His self image of machismo drives his thoughts and actions. It justifies his need to show he has the will and might to rule- it's synonymous with his strength! It's good for him in a oligarchy and he, as the dictator, to show his strength, but once his health fails or he meets someone who is more of a man then him, his empire will crumble. Image of strength is an illusion. All strength comes from within! Thanks, I loved the irony and poignant images you painted!
Great comment- thank you! It's a common thing- dictators having to promenade for the public and look like a superman. But it sure is funny when the clowns do it.

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kzoopair 73H/71F
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28/6/2015 8h58

Thank you! It drives PD nuts seeing guys running around shirtless. It happens here too, maybe not as much, but you still see it. Hell, when I was younger we worked shirtless all the time. I worked on a dairy farm through high school and the shirt came off in April and didn't go back on til October. But most businesses won't let their workers do that anymore in these parts.

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kzoopair 73H/71F
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28/6/2015 9h51

Me too, but I was always drawn to people who are a bit different. Sure physical beauty is important, but it's overrated. This Symposium has been a good one. All kinds of bloggers are pointing out that confidence, bearing and attitude have a lot to do with how we perceive ourselves and how others see us. I see Putin as a buffoon.

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spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
28/6/2015 10h42

A brilliant read about Putin.
Much as I can't stand his politics, I must admit I'm slightly fascinated by him. I'm not sure whether it's a longing for the certainties and stability of the Cold War years. Insider accounts of Kremlin politics suggests he's very elusive to get access to, but I guess that applies to Obama, Merkel and Cameron.
I think Putin is camp and I'm surprised he's not a gay icon!
Below is Putin confronted with a FEMEN protester.

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