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It's Science by Seven! Science Is The Topic For The Nineteenth Virtual Symposium “Science” Is The Topic For The Nineteenth Virtual Symposium Science wins by seven votes. It’s a rare victory these days. Science needed a shot in the arm. There’s a notion that’s been circulating for years now that all theories are more or less equal. Scientific theory doesn’t work that way though. It’s an idea that’s tested through the scientific method- observation and experimentation. There has to be some kind of evidence that the theory is actually plausible and possible. Just because you have an idea and decide to call it a theory doesn’t make it the equal of a scientific theory. It might just be a stupid idea you had while drunk, stoned or otherwise mentally incapacitated. I’ve been nursing a hunch for decades now that neither men nor women are native to this planet, but are the players in a cruel experiment by a superior intelligence in the universe. Men are an apelike species from somewhere out there, it doesn’t matter where, and women from an entirely different planet in a system as distant from the male planet as it is from earth. These alien pricks genetically modified us so that we must mate sexually to survive as a species, and tweaked our chemistries to make us crave but never understand each other. And then they plunked us down here on earth, and sat back to watch the show, sadistic fucks that they are. It’s just a hunch, but I’ve often referred to it as a theory, more in jest than anything else. I’ve simply been trying to illustrate the difficulty of men and women ever seeing eye to eye on…anything. If any part of this theory can be confirmed, it’s that aliens don’t have to be insectlike arthropods with dripping fangs and an insatiable appetite for human flesh to be dicks. The killer arthropod is even a bit easier to deal with- you see it, you wanna kill it. Simple! The joker alien is tougher, and says it was just having a little laugh, sorry you didn’t get its sense of humor, but it was all meant in a spirit of fun, and if any real damage was done it’s because you just aren’t on its intellectual level. You really should go off and work on yourself and learn to deal with that before trying to deprive it of its right to free expression. It never meant any harm- you’re just too fucking sensitive. You worthless vermin. You really ought to take more pride in yourself. Lose some weight. Get fit so someone will want you. But it still ain’t the equal of a scientific theory any more than the “theory” that Jesus rode a stegosaurus into Jerusalem instead of a donkey. Or the “theory” that any woman can control her body’s reproductive processes, and turn them on or off through sheer force of her capricious will. That if she gets pregnant, it’s because she wanted to. Women are an amazing organism, but it’s never been demonstrated that they can do that. An interesting facet of this last “theory” is that theoretically inferior women have so much control over themselves- and over men- but that hypothetically superior males are unable to control even themselves at the sight of a short skirt and cleavage. Ignorance can be corrected, but you can’t do a hell of a lot with stupidity. The Nineteenth Virtual Symposium is upon us. In the wee early hours of the eighth of May, this continuing experiment kicks off its nineteenth installment. It’s a meeting of minds, and with some luck might culminate in the meeting of certain bodies too. Good luck! Visit humorlife for details. Science Is The Topic For The Nineteenth Virtual Symposium “Science” Is The Topic For The Nineteenth Virtual Symposium Become a member now and get a free tote bag. |
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Kzoo, you keep talkin' like this and we're gonna have to put the leeches on you again. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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I hope so! It's about time you did some work around this place, young lady! You write so well! Don't deprive us of your voice on this one. Welcome back to the playground.  Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Kzoo, you keep talkin' like this and we're gonna have to put the leeches on you again. It's hard for me to understand why there's such confusion about the difference between science and and the uncontrolled and delusional rantings of various village idiots. We're paying a price for cutting funding for the mentally impaired. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Contributions to this symposium, I guess, will be very varied. It's going to be a great symposium this time!  
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Very quick vote this time around...I have a feeling I'll be sitting this one out.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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Ok, let me see.... I agree with your theory that we were placed on this planet by some malignant force/being. I bet, it's been having a blast watching us destroying ourselves. The hypothetically 'strong' males keep making a nuisance of themselves when they see some skin on a theoretically 'weaker' females. That I also agree with. I have never heard of female power to start or stop conception at will, just by pure desire or lack thereof. Interesting 'theory'.... This month I didn't have a preference, but Science is a broad topic and leaves a lot of room for interpretation. I'm in but not promising anything science related. Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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I did allude in another post to wanting to be sucked off, but I had something else in mind. It's hard for me to understand why there's such confusion about the difference between science and and the uncontrolled and delusional rantings of various village idiots. We're paying a price for cutting funding for the mentally impaired. You are aware, sir, that Congressional pay raises are now automatic so no lawmaker has to go on record as having voted to increase his/her salary? And that's absolutely true. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Contributions to this symposium, I guess, will be very varied. It's going to be a great symposium this time! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Only because you refuse to tell me. You don't need a Symposium to come clean about your sordid, and titillating, past. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Very quick vote this time around...I have a feeling I'll be sitting this one out.  Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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"We're paying a price for cutting funding for the mentally impaired." You are aware, sir, that Congressional pay raises are now automatic so no lawmaker has to go on record as having voted to increase his/her salary? And that's absolutely true. And! Some dipshit group on AssPlace keeps prodding me with ads encouraging me to support term limits for Congress. I didn't resist the bait. I responded, violating my own code of ethics that states "no arguing with idiots". We already have term limits- it's called voting. I seem to be in a mood to rant. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Ok, let me see.... I agree with your theory that we were placed on this planet by some malignant force/being. I bet, it's been having a blast watching us destroying ourselves. The hypothetically 'strong' males keep making a nuisance of themselves when they see some skin on a theoretically 'weaker' females. That I also agree with. I have never heard of female power to start or stop conception at will, just by pure desire or lack thereof. Interesting 'theory'.... This month I didn't have a preference, but Science is a broad topic and leaves a lot of room for interpretation. I'm in but not promising anything science related. Whatever you write is always worth reading, Pet. I'm looking forward to this one!   (I had to edit my comment- I got carried away and typed a bad word!) Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Love this post! I laughed all the way through it. Thank you so much.
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Love this post! I laughed all the way through it. Thank you so much. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I think your on to something with your theory of alien-induced evolution. I'm also thinking they're the ones who invented the ground electrical cord prong that befuddles those with 2 hole outlets. [image] Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Just think about what's going to happen when we find where them aliens are watching from...There's an awful lot of frustration to be taken out on someone.  Vive La Difference
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I doubt they're scared....we'd probably just shoot ourselves in the foot. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I am forever at your service, madam, and I do mean service.  Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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We ought to be able to strike some kind of deal... Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Ok, let me see.... I agree with your theory that we were placed on this planet by some malignant force/being. I bet, it's been having a blast watching us destroying ourselves. The hypothetically 'strong' males keep making a nuisance of themselves when they see some skin on a theoretically 'weaker' females. That I also agree with. I have never heard of female power to start or stop conception at will, just by pure desire or lack thereof. Interesting 'theory'.... This month I didn't have a preference, but Science is a broad topic and leaves a lot of room for interpretation. I'm in but not promising anything science related. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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From you I am demanding a post on scientific vampires. Vampireology: The True History of the Fallen. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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You always do. Just keep doing it.  Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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From you I am demanding a post on scientific vampires. Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Ha! Too late. I'm already researching something else... Oh, wait! I could always do Part Deux. Maybe.  I've never done two posts for a Symposium....What is a scientific vampire, anyway? Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I've never done two posts for a Symposium....What is a scientific vampire, anyway? You haven't done two posts because one of your posts worth ten of mine. You put more thought and more time in one post, while I just write whatever strikes me at the moment. I took a "left brain, right brain" psych test this morning. According to that test, both halves of my brain work in near perfect harmony, however I often tend to be impulsive. Usually, second post is result of an impulse. Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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