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Nevada Elects Dead Pimp  

kzoopair 73H/71F
8610 messages
7/11/2018 19h19
Nevada Elects Dead Pimp


Dennis Hof, the deceased owner of a handful of brothels in Nevada, has defeated his Democratic opponent, an educator named Lesia Romanov. The contest was for the 36th Assembly district, considered a safe Republican seat. Hof was found dead on October 16 at the Love Ranch, a whorehouse owned by him. He was found by Ron Jeremy and a prostitute at the Love Ranch. He had been celebrating his 72nd birthday the previous weekend. He had starred in the HBO series “Cathouse” and had also written a book, “The Art of the Pimp”, perhaps a takeoff on Trump’s “Art of the Deal”. Local officials will appoint a Republican to fill Hof’s seat.

Hof received 17,179 votes to 10, 057 for Romanov, 63 per cent of the vote. He’d have got even more votes if he’d been chained to a dead underaged hooker. This is what making America great again is all about, folks. Hold muh beer an’ watch this! Dead pimps for Jesus! Yeehaw and amen!


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kzoopair 73H/71F
25831 messages
7/11/2018 19h19

Praise the Lord and Pass the pussy!

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dayzeeme 55F
7024 messages
8/11/2018 7h31

seriously? omfg the world is definitely going to hell in a handbasket and the USA is leading the way


kzoopair 73H/71F
25831 messages
8/11/2018 9h20

    Citer dayzeeme:
    seriously? omfg the world is definitely going to hell in a handbasket and the USA is leading the way
A lot of voters don't look past the D or the R next to each candidate. And I reckon the ones who knew Hof was dead figured there'd be another Republican appointed to replace him. Still, electing a dead pimp has to set some kind of record.

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sexysixties2 106F
39750 messages
9/11/2018 9h52

How the hell can a deceased person be named on a voting paper.....Something really stupid there!!!!!

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kzoopair 73H/71F
25831 messages
9/11/2018 20h37

    Citer sexysixties2:
    How the hell can a deceased person be named on a voting paper.....Something really stupid there!!!!!
It's happened before. Our former U.S. Attorney General once lost a Missouri election to a dead guy. The ballots get printed and they don't have time to change them. It would cost a ton of money to hold a new and special election just for that office. Sometimes there's time to try to regroup. In 2002 Paul Wellstone, a Minnesota senator, was killed in a plane crash eleven days before the election and former U.S. Vice President Walter Mondale - retired at the time- stepped in to run for that seat. He lost, despite having been popular among Minnesotans.

But I think this was the first dead pimp on the ballot.

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 messages
10/11/2018 19h41

Great to hear from you. You always find something interesting to read hugs V

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kzoopair 73H/71F
25831 messages
11/11/2018 12h12

    Citer sweet_VM:
    Great to hear from you. You always find something interesting to read hugs V
It's nice to hear from you too V. Hugs back.

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kzoopair 73H/71F
25831 messages
11/11/2018 12h41

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

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gardenboy321 60H  
41936 messages
13/11/2018 22h07

You can't make that stuff up. lol The world is a bewildering place.

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kzoopair 73H/71F
25831 messages
14/11/2018 9h19

    Citer gardenboy321:
    You can't make that stuff up. lol The world is a bewildering place.
It's a good thing the states are legalizing reefer. People are gonna need help dealing with this shit.

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wickedeasy 74F
32404 messages
20/11/2018 10h44

smh

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


kzoopair 73H/71F
25831 messages
20/11/2018 11h30

He's probably the least dangerous kind of Republican- a dead one.

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kzoopair 73H/71F
25831 messages
14/1/2019 14h27

Thank you dear...Dumplin'?

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JJPark2018 56H/44F

6/8/2019 1h32

wow My wife may have worked for him long ago.


kzoopair 73H/71F
25831 messages
6/8/2019 11h44

    Citer JJPark2018:
    wow My wife may have worked for him long ago.
Seriously? What was that like?

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