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Fitbit For The Man Bits?
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Fitbit For The Man Bits? Heard about this the other day on a television program. It Had to Happen.... Here Comes the Smart Condom A sex wearable is coming to track your performance and judge you? It's basically a Fitbit for your man bits that tracks thrust speed and velocity. The i.Con Smart Condom, which markets itself as the "world's first smart condom," is actually a ring that fits over a boring, dumb condom and claims to track the exercise of your man bits, as well as detect chlamydia and syphilis. The ring, first announced last July, is currently available for preorder on British Condoms for £59.99 (about $74, AU$97) with an unknown release date. But you can't actually put a ring on it yet -- the company says it won't take your until the product has a firm release. In short, the i.Con ring promises to answer every burning question you've ever had about your sex session. Don't worry, it will pair with an app for all your data visualization needs. According to the preorder page, the ring will answer questions such as: What's my thrust velocity? How fast are my thrusts? How many calories did that sesh just burn? How many times did I just have sex? What's the average skin temperature of my.....man bits? What's my girth? How many different positions did I just conquer? Plus, it aims to answer that age-old question: How do I stack up at sex to every else around the world? Because sure, let's gamify sex. What could go wrong? The ring, which will come with a -year warranty, will have a Micro-USB charging port to provide to hours of "live" usage (not clear if this means thrust usage or something else). It will work with a combination of "nano-chip and sensors," and pair with your device via Bluetooth. (I thought it would charge kinetiy, but maybe that's just a pipe dream.) With zero pictures of the self-styled "future of wearable technology in the bedroom" on the site, it's hard to say just how all this technology will fit into a tiny ring. The company did not immediately respond to a request for comment. British Condoms does say the i.Con will be available in size with a "band adjustment feature." Worried about privacy, the data kind? British Condoms says "all data will be kept anonymous, but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world." Forget dick pics. Now we have to worry about dick status updates!! So my questions are: Would this be something men would really be interested in using? Do you really want to know the info it provides or would you rather just keep some things in the realm of the unknown? Do you think it could improve your self confidence if your stats are considered good or hinder your confidence if they are found to be less than you hoped for? Would you women be interested in knowing the particulars of your lover's performance in a more scientific way, or just judge for yourself by the encounters with him? Last question: Would you really be sharing the info from your dick fitbit with your friends or the world?.....lol  What will they think of next?......lol   Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL  |
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Do you really want to know? [image] Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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Has been around for a while but market penetration isn't good apparently 😁
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Sounds like preliminary testing for the development of an implant. Using more than all the road!
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This totally gives new life to the "my fitbit says I've masturbated for 5 miles!" style joke..... It looks like a tire that fell off of a kid's toy!!! 
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" until the product has a firm release" i ma howling with laughter!!! I am not looking for performance jock and I highly doubt any woman is Hilarious Friday post- thank oyu (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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I think it is hilarious and would be a great novelty item. Kind of like a gag gift from me to a fuck buddy to see what it says. I don't think anyone could take it seriously, if they do, it would be because of insecurity. A secure male would laugh at it.. use it once as a novelty (or not at all) and go about their business. Come think dirty with me - GixxerLust
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The only thing I want to know is the lady I'm with happy with the sex we just had.
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Has been around for a while but market penetration isn't good apparently 😁  Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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I know right? I agree that it would more than likely be a distraction, and just take away from the enjoyment and intimacy. I want the man focused on me (and me on him), and would hope that my responses and sounds would be telling him how he was doing! The funniest part of this to me is that you can share the info with friends or the world.....lmao Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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Sounds like preliminary testing for the development of an implant. Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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Wow that is something but I wonder if it is all that good lol Butch
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This totally gives new life to the "my fitbit says I've masturbated for 5 miles!" style joke..... It looks like a tire that fell off of a kid's toy!!!  Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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" until the product has a firm release" i ma howling with laughter!!! I am not looking for performance jock and I highly doubt any woman is Hilarious Friday post- thank oyu I'm not looking for a performance jock either, just a normal guy that wants to please and be pleased! No stats required...... You're very welcome, I'm always glad to provide a little fun and laughter! Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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I think it is hilarious and would be a great novelty item. Kind of like a gag gift from me to a fuck buddy to see what it says. I don't think anyone could take it seriously, if they do, it would be because of insecurity. A secure male would laugh at it.. use it once as a novelty (or not at all) and go about their business.  Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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The only thing I want to know is the lady I'm with happy with the sex we just had. Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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Society as a whole is going down the toilet  Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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Wow that is something but I wonder if it is all that good lol Butch  Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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I think it is hilarious and would be a great novelty item. Kind of like a gag gift from me to a fuck buddy to see what it says. I don't think anyone could take it seriously, if they do, it would be because of insecurity. A secure male would laugh at it.. use it once as a novelty (or not at all) and go about their business. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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"an unknown release date." Yeah, I went in a slightly different direction of thought than the writer may have intended. Ya know, It kinda looks more like a "smart" cock ring, which could be useful since a lot of guys call it their little head. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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"an unknown release date." Yeah, I went in a slightly different direction of thought than the writer may have intended. Ya know, It kinda looks more like a "smart" cock ring, which could be useful since a lot of guys call it their little head.  Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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LOL....good one! Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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I wanna bumper sticker that says "My Pecker did a 5K"
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".... claims to track the exercise of your man bits, as well as detect chlamydia and syphilis." I can see it now....on my third thrust, a buzzer sounds, a light flashes and I hear "warning, warning, disease ahead!!! LOL No Thanks! First, the pleasure has to be measured by both people's emotions and feelings, not by a chip on a dick. All the accolades in the universe will never surpass the look in a woman's eyes after we both had an incredible experience together! jus sayin Cum follow my blog and feel free to leave a comment. It's what makes the chat interesting!
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Has it? The other day was the first I heard about it. I like your word play there.....lol
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I think it would suck all the fun out of sex with another person. Please don't let me be misunderstood.
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