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The Old Laughing Lady  

TrucknLuvn 59H/41F  
678 messages
6/11/2018 12h44

Dernière Consultation:
2/5/2019 8h58

The Old Laughing Lady

Grannies Gone Wild!

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Jane and Arlene are standing outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: "What in the hell is that?"

Jane: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Arlene: "Where did you get it?"

Jane: "You get 'em at the pharmacy!"

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she needs a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she's well into her 80's!), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

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♡Jess: The Trucker Babe

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HoHowdy 62H
1279 messages
10/11/2018 14h23

Great one!


citizen4722 66H  
74582 messages
8/11/2018 16h00


I can remember my gran looking not too similar, especially the hair style.


TrucknLuvn replies on 9/11/2018 18h37:
I think that it is a requirement to get your hair done in that fashion once one reaches "little old lady" status. lol

TrucknLuvn 59H/41F  
1622 messages
6/11/2018 12h46

Doing it granny style!

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♡Jess: The Trucker Babe

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Want more? Be sure to check out my blog: TrucknLuvn!


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