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I'm Back! Where Have I Been?!
I'm Back! Where Have I Been?! I just arrived home from Europe. Incredible memories, let's be real - blurry ones, mostly. How the fuck does a sane person cover ten miles per day via foot, venture to 17 cities in thirteen days, ten airports, sleep four hours a night, drink a bottle of wine everyday and still have a smile on her face? Oh. I know how. Motivation is supposed to be the answer here. Were you thinking I was going to say sex? I was supposed to have a fuck ton of sex in Europe. I packed condoms in my backpack - if you've ever vacationed with a backpack, you know what this means - every single thing you pack has to have a purpose. No fluff allowed. Cause bullshit gets heavy. I'm disappointed to type this, so very disappointed. I didn't use the condoms. But then, if you think about how much moving I did, maybe it's understandable? I tried seducing a hot driver who took me from Cadiz to Seville Spain. He kissed me as we parted ways and I asked him what he was up to the next day. His best friend was to marry. Are you fucking kidding me? That gets in the way of sex. I tried fucking a cute guy who I partied with in Lisbon, Portugal. Turns out, he's just a cute alcoholic. I did, however, have an amazing vacation. I hiked the unimaginably beautiful Cinque Terre of Italy. I fell in love (hardcore in love) with Seville, Spain. I floated weightless for hours there at a wonderful spa. Wandered beautiful towns like Genoa, Italy and Cadiz, Spain. I surfed the waves in Cascais, Portugal. I made a ton of friends in Lisbon. Also had my purse stolen in Lisbon (assholes). The experience of a lifetime and the freedom of opportunity doesn't mean I'm going to compromise my standards just to have sex. That's stupid and boring. Guess we'll have to follow up this lame story with something a bit more fun. HA To be continued... |
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Sounds like a trip of a lifetime! Glad you had fun!
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Well the lack of finding a suitable and willing FWB didnt prevent you from having a great time in Europe. The memories will last forever and think of how lucky you are to have been able to explore these wonderful parts of the world. Glad your back....and fuck the purse thief's those bastards!!!!!!!
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I had a little time on the continent too - maybe I should have gone south instead of north. I was looking for festivals and found out about one in Porto, Portugal that sounded fascinating if bizarre; you have a little hammer that you use to flirt with those who charm you by tapping them on the head. Hmmm.
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