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I CAN'T STOP*******
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I CAN'T STOP******* LAUGHING!!!! I was a little bored today, and had some free time on my hands. I don't generally wander around on this site. I have posted in the Mag and Rants section on occasion, mostly just hang in my group. However, today, I decided to check out the available males on this site in my OWN AGE BRACKET I havn't stopped laughing YET!!!. OMG, I went to check "most popular" and put in the ages of from 59 to 72, and then the fun began. I must remember if I am feeling sad to try this one again. Out of TWO full pages of men in that age bracket there was no more than 5 TOTAL that had ANYTHING BUT A DICK PIC SHOWING!! 5 Men apparently are the only ones, with enough self confidence, and INTELLIGENCE to post something other than their dick. I sat here laughing, harder as I looked at each one. I have viewed dicks, standing straight up, laying on their side, right or left take your pick!!. Some hanging straight down, some cut, some uncut. Some with ickey disgusting cum running down the sides, some with FAKE cum that looked more like dribbling toothpaste than anything else, and huge dark thick puddles of it!!!. Some had men or women take your pick again attached to it. That is always such a tantalizing teaser and makes women want to contact immediately! Nothing like some dick with a womans face, or mans embedded over it, or nothing but lips wrapped around it. Or worse yet, inserted in a womans vagina, or butt!! or a mans! Oh yeah baby. OHHHHH quick someone bar the door, I cannot control myself!!!. Ah yes, let me see, then there were itty bitty ones!! shaved ones, very hairy ones, that looked like they were embedded in a gorilla belly. We have side profiles!! and then the comparrison ones that are set up to prove how HUGE THEY ARE. Then of course there were the ones where it was pointed straight at you!!! like an impending weapon of doom, about to spew contaminants at you that would make you want to run for a hazmat suit. Men sitting with legs astraddle wide, with their dick proudly on display like waving a banner at a parade! lmao. Wiping tears from my eyes. I am not sure if I felt sad for these sad offerings, or appreciated the way they made me laugh. How very pathetic that a male believes he has NOTHING more to offer than his dick!! worse yet that he believes waving that thing, and proclaiming it's unlimited talents, at us is going to succeed in making any connections. Oh, I am SURE there are SOME women or MEN who will say wow!! but I know damn well, the MAJORITY WON'T!! My god, how low and incapable are men these days, that they are so obsessed with nothing but their penis???? HELLO!!!! I don't give a freaking damn about your penis, or what color you paint it, or the smiley face on it. You can brag about it's great 10 inches, or your great stamina and your magnificent girth!! whoopDE DO!!! Have you forgotten that you have a face? and head? a body??? one that penis is ATTACHED TO!!! Have you forgotten how to THINK, TALK, and LAUGH. No wait, you didn't forget the laugh part, for surely, with all those lame assed, dicks you had to post them for the pure humor in them all, for funny as well as sad they are. ALL MEN HAVE ONE!!!! Apparently, all those that posted believe they have the BIGGEST, BEST, PRETTIEST, most DESIRABLE of the entire planet!!!. Guess what, WRONG!!!! It's the MAN who makes the dick worthwhile!! Not the dick that makes the Man!!! Thanks for the GREAT LAUGH GUYS!!!! I knew that my age bracket was for crap, I just didn't realize how CRAPPY you guys really were. Sorry I should have said how PENIS OBSESSED YOU WERE WITH YOUR OWN PENIS. Laughing LADY |
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wow...i have to say AMEN to that one...hehe...ive seen sooooo many dick pics...and i just dont get it that these same guys think that just cause they show a dick pic..that us women wanna hop right on...lol i actually turned my erotic content off....cause i didnt wanna see any more..... and its not an age thing..hehe they all do it... She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)
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I think women really don't appreciate how hard it is to take a picture of your penis. These guys have probably spent hours and hours and hours arranging the lights and lining up the shot to capture their little friend the best possible light... it's not a five minute thing, it's a major undertaking. You're talking at least an afternoon. Longer if you accidentally ejaculate on your camera's lens. Just think what else you could do with that time...
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LOL Haver, I love that idea. When I see most of these I am reminded of the TV Cartoon of Mighty Mouse, with the lyrics. "Here I come to save the day!!" Only switch the come to cum, Mighty Mouse, would then soar up with one arm raised, in this case they stand there grasping that thing, choking it in some instances, I know, you can almost hear them coughing!!! gosh, some even spit up!! and wave that thing around like a magic wand.!!. Were women fish, it could be mistaken for bait, ya know a worm!!. Other than that, if men honestly BELIEVE that women get all turned on, excited, and rarin to go from just "looking" at pictures of a penis, why then would we need men at all? Just subscribe to a porn site, or mag and voila, home curb service, without the lip service.!! Oh wait, I almost forgot, about the lip service thingey, almost 90% of those with the Waving Wonder Wand, can provide oral sex nonstop for days!! Now how is THAT FOR LIP SERVICE!!!. The only problem is if they have to use those lips for conversation all you hear is SILENCE. Lady
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