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She's Got Jokes - But They Are Not Funny  

StrongBlakDick4U 43H
44 messages
16/4/2019 21h01
She's Got Jokes - But They Are Not Funny

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father,

“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”

The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.”

“Onions?” the son asks.

“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks,
“Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?”

The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks.

“Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”, the mom replied.

HAMONMAN 64H
13128 messages
16/4/2019 22h06


TXArmyWife 51F
1964 messages
16/4/2019 23h49

 Funny!
I need a really great kiss!!


StrongBlakDick4U 43H
263 messages
17/4/2019 10h46

 Ready and willing to give you that great big kiss, anyplace you want


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