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X-Rated Fruit Snacks... And other trivial blather.  

secret_lade 49F
14389 messages
11/6/2020 14h53
X-Rated Fruit Snacks... And other trivial blather.


"Hey, there's fruit snacks in the break room."

My Work BFF was pulling open a small package of fruit snacks and dumped one into his hand while standing next to me in my office. Staring down at his palm, I think it was supposed to be a carrot, it looked like an orange penis.

"I'm not even going to tell you what I think that looks like."

We both burst out laughing. He was thinking the same thing.

"Next time, I'm not going to look at it first."

It was actually kind of an odd day today. It started with the realization that I knew the painter guy who is painting at the front of the store.

By knew him, I mean.... KNEW him, in the naked sense.

No, that's not awkward.... AT ALL.

My back was turned and I was headed to one of the employees to talk to her when I heard...

"Hey, I know you."

Turning to see who the voice belonged to, I knew immediately who it was.

"Yes, you do know me."

Before I started seeing the Hippy, I had been a bit more promiscuous. I was still seeing this guy when I met the Hippie, the Hippy had actually read blog posts I had written about having sex with this guy....

Ugh... And, there he was in the flesh.

Thankfully it was a very casual exchange of small talk and I was on my way once again. I would have much preferred he avoid me altogether, like a normal person who sees someone he used to fuck.

It is, what it is... I guess.

secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
13/6/2020 12h06

    Citer pagancountrygirl:
    The thing I really want to know is....why is a fruit snack shaped like a carrot? Or a penis? lol
    Oh...and several years ago someone I know from this site (yup, in the naked sense) ALMOST came to work at the same place I work. Could have been interesting!
They were the Mott's healthy fruit snacks, all of them were shaped like fruits and vegetables. So far, this is the closest I've come to working with someone I've known in the naked way. I only saw him the one time, I think he may even be done now, thank God, I don't know what I would do if I had to see someone like that every day.


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 messages
12/6/2020 16h59

The thing I really want to know is....why is a fruit snack shaped like a carrot? Or a penis? lol
Oh...and several years ago someone I know from this site (yup, in the naked sense) ALMOST came to work at the same place I work. Could have been interesting!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
12/6/2020 12h54

That's a good question.... I think I'd rather just not run into the past people. Lol. Then you don't have to think about it.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
12/6/2020 1h37

    Citer lindoboy100:


    One of the peripheral benefits of wearing face masks right there!
I had my mask on... And he still recognized me!!


lindoboy100 61H
23969 messages
12/6/2020 1h11



One of the peripheral benefits of wearing face masks right there!


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
12/6/2020 12h18

    Citer Paulxx001:
    Small world... Hmmm Go figure...
Way too small!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
12/6/2020 12h17

    Citer keithcancook:
    Ha! I can feel ya on that.

    Oh well, whaddaya gonna do? In the meantime, Where's the slutted up ho-bag? Mmm! Yummy...

    blog on!
Lol The slutted up ho-bag isn't allowed to come to work. She would be in violation of dress code guidelines....


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
12/6/2020 12h13

    Citer easy_going2014:
    Hi secret_lade

    thanks for sharing

    I've run into women that I've "known" before

    it's interesting how we react

    some, may want to pick up exactly where we left off

    others, want the meeting to end as quickly as possible

    your post reminded me of a couple of memories

    be safe

    Dan Fogelberg - "Same Old Lang Syne"

    Met my old lover in the grocery store
    The snow was falling Christmas Eve
    I stood behind her in the frozen foods
    And I touched her on the sleeve
    She didn't recognize the face at first
    But then her eyes flew open wide
    She went to hug me and she spilled her purse
    And we laughed until we cried
    We took her groceries to the check out stand
    The food was totaled up and bagged
    We stood there lost in our embarrassment
    As the conversation lagged
    We went to have ourselves a drink or two
    But couldn't find an open bar
    We bought a six-pack at the liquor store
    And we drank it in her car
I always try to avoid the people I once upon a time had relationships with. It's always awkward, I always feel insecure, sometimes it makes me feel sad...


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
12/6/2020 12h06

    Citer positively4you:
    You know he was remembering you naked as you walked away. Ahhh, memories
I know!! That was my first thought. Lol He knew me when I was still skinny, too. The good old days....


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
12/6/2020 12h04

    Citer mc_justmc:
    You sure you don't need something painted?
Nope! I'm all good there. This guy is married...


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
11/6/2020 20h41

Small world... Hmmm Go figure...


keithcancook 67H
18358 messages
11/6/2020 18h32

Ha! I can feel ya on that.

Oh well, whaddaya gonna do? In the meantime, Where's the slutted up ho-bag? Mmm! Yummy...

blog on!


easy_going2014 57H
14366 messages
11/6/2020 18h13

Hi secret_lade

thanks for sharing

I've run into women that I've "known" before

it's interesting how we react

some, may want to pick up exactly where we left off

others, want the meeting to end as quickly as possible

your post reminded me of a couple of memories

be safe

Dan Fogelberg - "Same Old Lang Syne"

Met my old lover in the grocery store
The snow was falling Christmas Eve
I stood behind her in the frozen foods
And I touched her on the sleeve
She didn't recognize the face at first
But then her eyes flew open wide
She went to hug me and she spilled her purse
And we laughed until we cried
We took her groceries to the check out stand
The food was totaled up and bagged
We stood there lost in our embarrassment
As the conversation lagged
We went to have ourselves a drink or two
But couldn't find an open bar
We bought a six-pack at the liquor store
And we drank it in her car

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positively4you 74F  
4605 messages
11/6/2020 17h52

You know he was remembering you naked as you walked away. Ahhh, memories


mc_justmc 63H

11/6/2020 17h44

You sure you don't need something painted?


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
11/6/2020 16h34

I never delete my messages for this very reason... LOL I always know if I've spoken to people previously because their messages continue to be there.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
11/6/2020 16h28

It's been a while since I've done the hippy hippy shake...


citizen4722 66H  
74582 messages
11/6/2020 15h56

Ooh! The hippy hippy shake


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