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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

The Biggest Critic  

secret_lade 49F
14311 messages
19/6/2020 2h48
The Biggest Critic

People with children know, your children will be your biggest critic.

They notice every flaw. They will verbalize their disgust at seeing you with an eye booger in the corner of your eye. They gasp in horror when you come home from work and they don't like what you wore.

Because, of course, they are the epitome of what's current.

I took the Spawn to the lake last night to cool off and relax. It was a field day for my biggest critic.

"Why are you wearing green eye shadow??" She was leaned forward, lips pursed in disgust.

"Why not? Looks good with my blue eyes." Actually, I wore a green shirt to work today and it looked nice with the eye shadow.

"It makes you look forty. " She was now openly scoffing, turning her face in a dramatic gesture of disapproval.

"That's great! Now I don't feel forty 6" I was being a smart ass, her expression was priceless and I started laugh.

"Just because you ARE in your forties doesn't mean you need look it!"

What a little shit!

TGIF

secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
22/6/2020 15h54
    Citer Notaname99:
    my daughter has grown up hearing that it is the parents job to embarrass the child as often as possible. to this end, she does not make comments because she knows i will make worse comments back.
I do my fair share of embarrassing her as well... LOL


Notaname99 64H  
568 messages
22/6/2020 10h17

 my daughter has grown up hearing that it is the parents job to embarrass the child as often as possible. to this end, she does not make comments because she knows i will make worse comments back.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
20/6/2020 17h53
    Citer scoupe42:
    40 or 46, it don't matter. if you still turning heads, that a good thing.
Yes, you are 100% correct, it is a good thing!


scoupe42 60H
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20/6/2020 8h32

 40 or 46, it don't matter. if you still turning heads, that a good thing.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
19/6/2020 19h33
    Citer Paulxx001:
    Well... If green makes you look forty - see if you can stick with it.
    Nothing wrong with looking forty - when you're sixty.
LOL I told something very similar to that! I said I was going to have to remember that when I turn 60.


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
19/6/2020 19h05

 Well... If green makes you look forty - see if you can stick with it.
Nothing wrong with looking forty - when you're sixty.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
19/6/2020 18h33
    Citer easy_going2014:
    she can push those buttons

    have a great weekend!!!

    hmm

    be safe

    Sia - "Buttons"

    You got me pushing imaginary buttons
    Step away from me lover, away from me lover
    You got me counting imaginary school children
    Get away from me lover, away from me lover
    Yes, I can see that your carpet is animated
    Walk away from me lover, away from me lover
    Yes, I see open wounds in everyone I've dated
    Away from me lover, get away from me lover
    I am no good for you
    I'm seeing ghosts in everything I do
    I am no good for you
    I'm seeing ghosts in everything I do
She is definitely a button pusher, and she knows it. Her new favorite phrase is... "I'm just trying to make you mad." So my new favorite phrase is, "It's working!"


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
19/6/2020 18h30

 She's cheeky all right... The little stinker. I wouldn't have her any other way, though.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
19/6/2020 18h29
    Citer pagancountrygirl:
    It's probably too late to trade her in for a different model. lol
    You know that even in 10, 15 or even 20 years she's still going to be giving you attitude and shit....right? Cause she's your kid and she can. lol But at the end of the day, she loves you, so it's good.
We went to the beach again tonight. When my fingers started getting pruny, I told her I was headed up to shore.... And she got bummed. She wanted me to stay in the water longer because I was fun. She has a few redeeming qualities. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
19/6/2020 18h26
    Citer mc_justmc:
    Yes, the 5" inseam. They are short. She's lucky I'm not wearing my jean cutoffs. They have about a 2" inseam.
OMG... Ha Ha Ha Ha..... She would die of embarrassment. We were at the beach again tonight and she was critiquing a guy with shorter swim trunks on. It's the age. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
19/6/2020 18h21
    Citer jolielaide:
    she might have thought eyeshadow was too much for that time of day. besides kids will say whatever comes outta their mouth first. daughter or not, be glad you have a bff that's looking out for ya.
They were colors I don't normally wear. I usually stick to blues and greys for my eyes because of my eye color.... She's been watching a crap ton of youtube tutorials about make up application and the Nude palette. She's got the most beautiful brown eyes and those colors look great on her, she doesn't understand the differences in skin tone and eye color and how colors on her may make me look washed out.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
19/6/2020 18h14
    Citer lindoboy100:
    You've got gorgeous eyes.......and you look much younger than 40. Yer girl's just trying to get a rise out of you!
Thank you for the kind compliment... I'd like to think I look pretty good for 46. Funny story... I usually get more compliments on my smile than I do on my eyes. Now that it's hidden behind a mask, all you can see is my eyes.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
19/6/2020 18h09

 She's a stinker, but she loves her Momma. She was super concerned last night because I didn't bring the sunscreen. She was worried I was going to get a burn... And kept telling me to get in the shade.


easy_going2014 57H
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14366 messages
19/6/2020 16h29

 she can push those buttons

have a great weekend!!!

hmm

be safe

Sia - "Buttons"

You got me pushing imaginary buttons
Step away from me lover, away from me lover
You got me counting imaginary school children
Get away from me lover, away from me lover
Yes, I can see that your carpet is animated
Walk away from me lover, away from me lover
Yes, I see open wounds in everyone I've dated
Away from me lover, get away from me lover
I am no good for you
I'm seeing ghosts in everything I do
I am no good for you
I'm seeing ghosts in everything I do
To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog:

Good luck!!!


citizen4722 66H  
74582 messages
19/6/2020 16h05

 Your spawn is a cheeky mare


pagancountrygirl 66F  
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6466 messages
19/6/2020 15h33

 It's probably too late to trade her in for a different model. lol
You know that even in 10, 15 or even 20 years she's still going to be giving you attitude and shit....right? Cause she's your kid and she can. lol But at the end of the day, she loves you, so it's good.
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


mc_justmc 63H

19/6/2020 12h38
    Citer secret_lade:
    Are they the shorter ones? I'm still a fan of the above knee shorts on a guy.. . Ooh la la!
Yes, the 5" inseam. They are short. She's lucky I'm not wearing my jean cutoffs. They have about a 2" inseam.


jolielaide 52F  
1754 messages
19/6/2020 12h35

 she might have thought eyeshadow was too much for that time of day. besides kids will say whatever comes outta their mouth first. daughter or not, be glad you have a bff that's looking out for ya.


lindoboy100 61H
23969 messages
19/6/2020 7h52

 You've got gorgeous eyes.......and you look much younger than 40. Yer girl's just trying to get a rise out of you!


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
19/6/2020 4h50
    Citer mc_justmc:
    My oldest g-girl, with her hair dyed blue, expresses her distaste for my soccer shorts with a resounding "whatever".
Are they the shorter ones? I'm still a fan of the above knee shorts on a guy.. . Ooh la la!


mc_justmc 63H

19/6/2020 4h08

 My oldest g-girl, with her hair dyed blue, expresses her distaste for my soccer shorts with a resounding "whatever".


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