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Death by Pumpkin Seed
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Death by Pumpkin Seed Yes, I'm that weird freak that likes eat pumpkin seeds. The salt.... The crisp bark texture.... The razor sharp shards of seed embedded between your teeth.... Who wouldn't LOVE eat pumpkin seeds?!? Deputy Don carved pumpkins with his munchkin last week, roasting the seeds bring work and give away. I was munching away on them in my office this morning when my Work BFF stopped by my office to chat. One thing led to another and I wound up laughing my ass off, pumpkin seed debris slowly filtering into my lungs, blocking off my airways. "Holy crap..." cough, cough, cough, "I think I inhaled a pumpkin seed!" "Are you going to be ok?" Hard slap to my back, pretty sure I saw stars. "Jesus, you almost slapped my mask off...." Hack, cough, gasp. "Holy shit, drink some of this water." A half empty bottle of water appeared out of nowhere, I took a sip. "Ugh!! Where did that come from?? I think I'm good now, I swallowed the seed." "It was on your desk, it's yours, isn't it?" Um, yah.... It was NOT my water. I have no idea where it even came from. "Oh, good God... I have no idea where that water came from." More laughter from the of us.... "If I wind up calling in sick tomorrow, you'll know why." Here's to death by pumpkin seed and mysterious water! Happy Monday! |
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Stay clear of pumpkin seeds....just eat the pumpkin!
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I bought a sugar pumpkin to make pie. I cant wait to roast the seeds
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Yikes! That went downhill fast.
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Stay clear of pumpkin seeds....just eat the pumpkin!
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I bought a sugar pumpkin to make pie. I cant wait to roast the seeds (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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27/10/2020 2h55 |
Yikes! That went downhill fast.
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Everything but my pride is A-Ok! LOL Those pesky lil hulls are pretty irritating once they make it down the wrong pipe.
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that was a close call glad it worked out Devendra Banhart - "Pumpkin Seeds" Oh There's a lot of love, but not the kind I need Haveya ever made soup-out-of pumpkin seeds There's a lot of skin and flesh I never should have seen There's too many half-ways-in-betweens. there's a lot of stays, I think I wish I'd done There's a lot of leaves my true love gave to me There's a lot of birds that people like to draw There's a lot of sees, I wish I never saw.
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love pepitas and the salt  but i skip the shells
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More embarrassing than scary.... If I hadn't been laughing like a crazy woman I wouldn't have inhaled the pumpkin seed debris. LOL
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love pepitas and the saltbut i skip the shells
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that was a close call glad it worked out Devendra Banhart - "Pumpkin Seeds" Oh There's a lot of love, but not the kind I need Haveya ever made soup-out-of pumpkin seeds There's a lot of skin and flesh I never should have seen There's too many half-ways-in-betweens. there's a lot of stays, I think I wish I'd done There's a lot of leaves my true love gave to me There's a lot of birds that people like to draw There's a lot of sees, I wish I never saw. To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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Roasted pum skin seeds are delicious!
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yikes! hoping you're alright in the morning
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Choking is bad. Breathing is better. Haven't had those seeds in years. 🤔 ❗❗
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26/10/2020 17h58 |
Roasted pum skin seeds are delicious!
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Choking is bad. Breathing is better. Haven't had those seeds in years. 🤔 ❗❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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yikes! hoping you're alright in the morning
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