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Tips and Tricks of successful webinar hosting from Adam, the BCBS Rep in Wisconsin
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Tips and Tricks of successful webinar hosting from Adam, the BCBS Rep in Wisconsin Thank you Adam for your inspiration in today's post.... 1. Placement is EVERYTHING! To be successful, you have to have your laptop placed in the middle of the most used room in your house. For added effect, sit directly in front of a sunny window so every move, turn, or change in seated position will cause you to be momentarily whited out until your computer's camera has had an opportunity to zero back in on you. Don't worry.... Your two other coworkers have properly seated themselves with their backs to an artistically decorated wall in their home. We won't be looking at them, all eyes will be on you! 2. Appearance is Key! Yes, Adam, you are on fleek! Your hair, your sweater... You look as though you stepped off a GQ cover and for that I am grateful. While you can't string words together without saying 'yah', at least I can get lost in your award winning smiling. No Adam, don't bother telling your wife that you are doing a webinar with a hundred other people watching you as she comes and goes behind you, trucking a baby around on her ragged hip looking as though death warmed over. We like to see her greasy hair that is partially in a bun and partially held by a headband. I don't think she'll mind that we can see her mismatched pajamas, either. This really helps us stay invested in your boring assed presentation. 3. Confidentiality is a must! For the fourth year in a row we are being told our benefits are changing, our method of accessing our BCBS tools are changing, and once again we have a new app. , that's right!! It's not one app now access our tools.... It's two! Even better.... As frustrating as this is, it really helps to be able to see your presentation and notice you didn't bother to remove ANY of your personal information! Slide by informative slide, we now know where you live, when your wife went to her gynecologist last, and what your baby's birthday is. 4. A truly spectacular end! Forget the Q&A's.... Leave that to someone else. If you truly want to be remembered for days to come, have your dog come barreling into the room where you are presenting and jump right that presentation laptop. Nothing quite ends a presentation like the sound of a dog licking a computer and the crashing noises as it hits the floor before it blacks out. It will leave your audience speechless..... Trust ! And there you have it, folks! The Tips and Tricks a successful BCBS Webinar as hosted by Adam, the Rep from Wisconsin! |
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Damn. The dog always gets the credit.
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Damn. The dog always gets the credit. My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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Well, at least you got some laughs.... 
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Well, at least you got some laughs.... Vive La Difference
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Hmm thanks for sharing I live these webinars everyday although, we rarely turn on the "face to face" video you do get the background noise children, dogs, parrots, other conversations in a bus or restaurant, lawn mowers, trash collecting, construction, horns honking... it's crazy Tindersticks - "Show Me Everything" Complexities, treacheries We watch through glass We see nothing Latex on my fingertips We touch through glass We feel nothing All we've carried, all we've owned Scattered like stones All the mess, all the wrong turns We could take these stones, we could build something We could try forever To try and see And survive alone You show me everything (show me, show me) You show me everything (show me, show me) I can't afford
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Hmm thanks for sharing I live these webinars everyday although, we rarely turn on the "face to face" video you do get the background noise children, dogs, parrots, other conversations in a bus or restaurant, lawn mowers, trash collecting, construction, horns honking... it's crazy Tindersticks - "Show Me Everything" Complexities, treacheries We watch through glass We see nothing Latex on my fingertips We touch through glass We feel nothing All we've carried, all we've owned Scattered like stones All the mess, all the wrong turns We could take these stones, we could build something We could try forever To try and see And survive alone You show me everything (show me, show me) You show me everything (show me, show me) I can't afford To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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Was this a webinar or a low budget circus?  Some of it does sound mildly entertaining.
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Thank God I haven't had to do very many virtual meetings. Next week we have a Budget Mngr meeting, we're gonna do them in groups of 20 in a large training facility.
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I managed to somehow download an app so as to pay for my gas and electricity. I didn't think my phone was smart enough,let alone me!
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 Sounds like an eventful presentation, professionally delivered!! I've one to give in a few weeks, I'll take some tips from this!!
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Yes that does sound a bit Cheesy...
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Sounds about right and if you think about it... could have been much worse ; although I don't know by how much. I was part of one where the guy's naked wife slipped by in the background. Now THAT, was a sight to see. Evidently she didn't get his memo. Or better yet - she did and put on a show for us. 😶 Yep... I love those cam conferences. Ya never know, do ya? lol 😂 😮
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Me too... Most of our corporate staff is working from home. I think they're creating work for themselves so they create meetings to seem like they have importance and they are not dead weight.
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Was this a webinar or a low budget circus? Some of it does sound mildly entertaining. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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13/11/2020 15h09 |
Thank God I haven't had to do very many virtual meetings. Next week we have a Budget Mngr meeting, we're gonna do them in groups of 20 in a large training facility.
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I managed to somehow download an app so as to pay for my gas and electricity. I didn't think my phone was smart enough,let alone me!
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Sounds like an eventful presentation, professionally delivered!! I've one to give in a few weeks, I'll take some tips from this!!
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13/11/2020 5h47 |
Yes that does sound a bit Cheesy...
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Sounds about right and if you think about it... could have been much worse ; although I don't know by how much. I was part of one where the guy's naked wife slipped by in the background. Now THAT, was a sight to see. Evidently she didn't get his memo. Or better yet - she did and put on a show for us. 😶 Yep... I love those cam conferences. Ya never know, do ya? lol 😂 😮 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Nothing beats informative AND entertaining... TGIF!
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