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Socks and Sinus Infections  

secret_lade 49F
14392 messages
4/12/2020 15h50
Socks and Sinus Infections


Feeling overwhelmed by the sheer number of coworkers who stop by your office to 'ask a quick question'??

I have a solution!

in sick for a day and it'll be a veritable ghost town! Tumble weeds will be the only thing rolling past your office door after you return.

Trust me...

By the end of the day Wednesday, I felt like I wanted to die. Sneezing, snotty nose, head ache and body aches...

Not gonna lie, I was a little concerned.

Concerned to the point that I scheduled a COVID test. Turns out I had a sinus infection only, thank God, and was able to return back to work today.

Have you ever noticed how your head gets foggy when you're taking medication?

I was headed to my office from the front of the store, this morning, when a voice from behind me was trying to get my attention.

"Ma'am"

"Ma'am"

"Excuse me, Ma'am!"

Turning in what felt like slow motion, I looked to see a woman behind me holding a black sock.

"Ma'am! You dropped this near the front of the store."

"I did??"

She must be mistaken....

"Yah, I think it came out of your pant leg, to be honest."

It took me a second, in my foggy state, to realize I had a fucking sock in my pant leg and wore it to work, worked part of the day, and never even felt it.

"Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed!"

Yep, I wanted to die.

"Could have been worse... It could have been a pair of panties."

Yep, that would have killed me. They'd have to carry my body off on a cart with the tumble weeds.

"Thank God for small miracles...."

Might I also add, thank God for antibiotics, thank God I didn't have COVID, and thank God it's Friday!

secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
7/12/2020 15h59

I agree!


fwblook4unow 48H

6/12/2020 5h34

Secret_lade,

Lol on your story...too funny😁. Happy to hear you are feeling better.😘 In regards to your story...if it was your panties that dropped out of your pants...would it had been a thong, high cut bikini pair, or cotton panties?

If you need someone to help you shave those lovely legs and between those inner thighs...let me know😘


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
5/12/2020 16h48

    Citer topherific:
    sorry your not feeling well, glad its not the bad thing hilarious about the sock and could have been panties have a nice day
Part of me thinks that I may have had COVID back in February when I got sick. It was before it had gained the pandemic status level but there were quite a few people at work who had all gotten sick and were down and out for a couple of weeks. One person was in the hospital with pneumonia.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
5/12/2020 16h44

    Citer citizen4722:
    I'm glad you're on the mend. I'm on a week's course of antibiotics myself...my legs are killing me! (okay not exactly but they are both bandaged).
    Sock it to me baby!
Why are they bandaged? Did you hurt them? I feel really good today, actually. The first day all week that I haven't had a headache behind my eyes. Woo Hoo!


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
5/12/2020 16h41

    Citer KX450F2016:
    Hey Rocky!..... watch me pull a sock out of my pants!! (not sure if you will get the reference, LO Didn't this happen before?.... Wait... I think it was a drier sheet, right?
I was totally going to use the Rocky and Bullwinkle thing in my comment to MC! LOL And, yes, I did have an unfortunate drier sheet experience as well. Yikes!


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
5/12/2020 16h40

    Citer freespirit11501:
    Thank you for the funny visual. I’m sure we’ve all done this at some point. Glad your feeling better.
Anyone who says they haven't had this happen, is a liar! LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
5/12/2020 16h39

    Citer TicklePlease:
    Heh... I used to do mixed loads of family laundry until the day I put a pair of my son's sweatpants away and noticed a pair of my panties static-ed to the inside of one of the legs!!! Poor kid would have had to change schools!

    I find dryer sheets inside my yoga pants all the time mid-day... you'd think the very thing that was meant to prevent sticking, would be the last thing to get stuck but here we are.

    Apparently I suck at laundry.
Doing laundry is one of the only chores I actually like to do. I'm really good at it, too.... Except when it comes to socks, apparently... LOL


topherific 61H
5209 messages
5/12/2020 15h53

sorry your not feeling well, glad its not the bad thing hilarious about the sock and could have been panties have a nice day


citizen4722 66H  
74582 messages
5/12/2020 8h27

I'm glad you're on the mend. I'm on a week's course of antibiotics myself...my legs are killing me! (okay not exactly but they are both bandaged).
Sock it to me baby!


KX450F2016 55H
193 messages
5/12/2020 5h16

Hey Rocky!..... watch me pull a sock out of my pants!! (not sure if you will get the reference, LO Didn't this happen before?.... Wait... I think it was a drier sheet, right?


freespirit11501 54H
1542 messages
5/12/2020 5h08

Thank you for the funny visual. I’m sure we’ve all done this at some point. Glad your feeling better.

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TicklePlease 56F  
13851 messages
5/12/2020 4h49

Heh... I used to do mixed loads of family laundry until the day I put a pair of my son's sweatpants away and noticed a pair of my panties static-ed to the inside of one of the legs!!! Poor kid would have had to change schools!

I find dryer sheets inside my yoga pants all the time mid-day... you'd think the very thing that was meant to prevent sticking, would be the last thing to get stuck but here we are.

Apparently I suck at laundry.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
4/12/2020 22h56

    Citer mc_justmc:
    dang! socks coming outta your pant legs, bras coming out of your sleeves, you're like a magician!
Abra kadabra!

*poof*

And... She disappears, leaving only a cheetah print mask and a kleenex.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
4/12/2020 22h52

    Citer bbuckwwheat:
    One solution might be to hold your slacks by the waistband and give them a few good snaps before you step into them.
Funny you mention that, I totally told myself I need to start doing that before I put stuff away.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
4/12/2020 22h50

    Citer Paulxx001:
    Foggy when medicated...
    Foggy when unmedicated...
    Sinus infections suck! get healthy! 👍 ❗😎
I'm feeling much better. The doctor said he'd seen an increase in sinus stuff.... I have sinus problems anyway, so I can't blame it all on the mask, but I do know the minute I put it on at work yesterday, I got all stuffed back up. When I took it off at lunch, I cleared back up.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
4/12/2020 22h44

    Citer teddy425:
    And all of these years people have blamed the dryer....
I know!! Lol I'm wondering where the other sock is.... Is it tucked away in another article of clothing?? Still in the hamper??


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
4/12/2020 22h42

    Citer tickles4us:
    Lol. I went to work one day with my then wife's pantyhose stuck inside my shirt and didn't discover it till later in the morning when something was tickling my neck/chin area. I felt it and started pulling on it and a pair of pantyhose slowly revealed themselves from the open neck of a pullover shirt I was wearing. I usually dressed in the dark in my bedroom at the time as I left for work before anyone else got up. Should have had one of those mirrors by the door to do a check before heading into the public.

    I had a sinus infection earlier this fall. Doesn't work out well with a mask and people look at you funny when you pull your mask down to whipe your nose but they stay away from you.
The whole reason I called in was because of the mask. There was no way I was going to be able to wear a mask while my sinuses were clearing out. Even today was problematic, but I survived.


tickles4us 62H
7262 messages
4/12/2020 20h56

Lol. I went to work one day with my then wife's pantyhose stuck inside my shirt and didn't discover it till later in the morning when something was tickling my neck/chin area. I felt it and started pulling on it and a pair of pantyhose slowly revealed themselves from the open neck of a pullover shirt I was wearing. I usually dressed in the dark in my bedroom at the time as I left for work before anyone else got up. Should have had one of those mirrors by the door to do a check before heading into the public.

I had a sinus infection earlier this fall. Doesn't work out well with a mask and people look at you funny when you pull your mask down to whipe your nose but they stay away from you.

Vive La Difference


teddy425 65H
294 messages
4/12/2020 19h31

And all of these years people have blamed the dryer....


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
4/12/2020 17h12

Foggy when medicated...
Foggy when unmedicated...
Sinus infections suck! get healthy! 👍 ❗😎


bbuckwwheat 65H
6265 messages
4/12/2020 17h09

One solution might be to hold your slacks by the waistband and give them a few good snaps before you step into them.

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Fayette, Iowa


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
4/12/2020 16h52

Me too! Happy Friday!


mc_justmc 63H

4/12/2020 16h33

dang! socks coming outta your pant legs, bras coming out of your sleeves, you're like a magician!


XHamburgDave 80H
10466 messages
4/12/2020 16h08

My friend, glad you are feeling better

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secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
4/12/2020 16h05

Sad but true... I have had panties fall out of the pant leg before, too. How do I not notice this shit is missing when I'm folding laundry??? Especially the missing sock....


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