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How big is your pickle?  

secret_lade 49F
14390 messages
7/1/2021 17h23
How big is your pickle?


I ordered a sandwich for lunch today from the Freaky Fast people....

Pickle on the side.

"Oh my God, that's a giant pickle. I just wasn't expecting it to be so big...."

It took 2 hands just to hold that damn pickle.... It would have taken an axe to cut that bad into pickle spears.

"I don't think I'm going to be able to fit this thing in my mouth."

From the corner of the break room I heard the Hipster Beard burst out laughing.

"Do you know how hard it has been to not comment on that!!"

I was now laughing too.

"That's the first time I've ever heard a woman complain that the pickle is too big."

"It all depends on where you've got to put the pickle."

And, that was all she wrote. Everyone within earshot of the conversation was now dying and laughter could be heard out on the sales floor.

I don't think I can ever look at a pickle the same way again.

secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
4/2/2021 15h57

Thank you, I'm glad you like.


8inch7thick 48H
16 messages
4/2/2021 15h24

Great blog funny


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
3/2/2021 17h37

    Citer hangie1000:
    Jerkin' a gherkin

    Will my dill do?
Ha ha ha ha Very good!


hangie1000 65H
18 messages
3/2/2021 9h04

Jerkin' a gherkin

Will my dill do?


Wok2016 42H  
599 messages
31/1/2021 8h19

Did it explode all over the place when you bit into it?


616NSA2021 25H
13 messages
30/1/2021 19h53

Nice


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
30/1/2021 13h49

    Citer BiSussi:
    How funny!!!!!!
    Without question the funniest thing I heard today

    You life was changed by a pickle for a day, mine was changed by a bee years ago, when he landed on my flower full of nectar
    I should consider myself lucky that it was not your pickle which took me from Virgin to a woman, who knows how I would remember this day now.

    You want to know how the bee sting felt for me and I am happy I did not meet your pickle at that time? Click on Virgin, if you want to know, how it was 4 me
glad you enjoyed!


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
30/1/2021 13h49

    Citer stringtime666:
    lol, now i will see the pickle with other eyes, to bad
    what sauce was in the pickle?
No sauce... Just pickle seeds.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
30/1/2021 13h47

    Citer OlBlueEyz46:
    sounds like you really enjoyed that pickle

    have fun with your pickles
It was a tasty pickle! Yum! LOL


stringtime666 62H
1128 messages
29/1/2021 1h37

lol, now i will see the pickle with other eyes, to bad
what sauce was in the pickle?

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OlBlueEyz46 57H  
769 messages
28/1/2021 22h58

sounds like you really enjoyed that pickle

have fun with your pickles


BiSussi 63F
1405 messages
28/1/2021 12h39

How funny!!!!!!
Without question the funniest thing I heard today

You life was changed by a pickle for a day, mine was changed by a bee years ago, when he landed on my flower full of nectar
I should consider myself lucky that it was not your pickle which took me from Virgin to a woman, who knows how I would remember this day now.

You want to know how the bee sting felt for me and I am happy I did not meet your pickle at that time? Click on Virgin, if you want to know, how it was 4 me


I love pussies and adore nice dicks


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
26/1/2021 13h42

    Citer prems12:
    mgs me for seen my big and hard one
Hmmmm.... Might have to translate this one.


prems12 39H
2 messages
26/1/2021 5h44

mgs me for seen my big and hard one


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
16/1/2021 15h50

I love pickles....


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
16/1/2021 15h49

    Citer lonlyforlove2:
    All one can say is you created a smile in a down time..For a moment the world around them was just a smile!!! Enjoy and be safe!!
You enjoy and be safe as well!


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
16/1/2021 15h49

    Citer iraduu:
    visit my profile looking my pikcle very hard
It doesn't look all that hard in your pic...


iraduu 43H
3598 messages
16/1/2021 7h31

visit my profile looking my pikcle very hard


lonlyforlove2 81H  
32704 messages
15/1/2021 19h10

All one can say is you created a smile in a down time..For a moment the world around them was just a smile!!! Enjoy and be safe!!

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


DiscreteDguy 39H

15/1/2021 15h07

Now I have acraving for pickles


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
9/1/2021 17h13

    Citer tickles4us:
    Sounds like you got yourself into a real pickle.
I certainly did!


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
9/1/2021 17h13

    Citer pagancountrygirl:
    Did you pick it up and do a long, slow lick from one end to the other?
Ha ha ha ha.... No. I ended up using a plastic knife and fork to cut it into smaller, bite sized pieces. Although, if I didn't think my churchy coworkers would get all offended, that would have been hilarious.


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 messages
9/1/2021 14h03

Did you pick it up and do a long, slow lick from one end to the other?

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


tickles4us 62H
7262 messages
9/1/2021 6h04

Sounds like you got yourself into a real pickle.

Vive La Difference


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
8/1/2021 16h05

    Citer citizen4722:
    It seemed you got yourself in a right pickle
A fickle pickle! LOL


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