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Hey You!  

secret_lade 49F
14360 messages
24/2/2021 10h48
Hey You!


Why....  Yes!!  

all means, please DO just randomly walk into my office while I'm on the phone and start loudly talking about work shit.

I just *love* it when people do this to me!

Makes my WHOLE day!!

What's that???

You didn't realize I was on the phone???

Absolutely!!  

Keep right on loudly exclaiming how sorry you are to interrupt my phone conversation!  I don't mind at all....


Yah...  We all work with the fucktards that just don't seem to get it.  They are oblivious to everything and anything that isn't in some way directly related to what they are doing at that precise moment in time.  

Everyone Stop Everything!!  I'm in the room and I want your attention.

I don't often talk about the class division between the coworkers and the employees I work with.

To me?  They are all part of my team.  I work with and for them all in a lot of aspects of my job.  I treat them all with the same level of respect because, regardless of whether you are stocking a shelf or leading a department, you are necessary in our process.

Here's the thing though....

There are very noticeable differences between the peeps I call employees and the peeps I call coworkers.

The employees tend to be the ones who don't have any sense of decorum when it comes to office etiquette.  I hear about sex lives, bathroom moments, court cases, and pretty much everything I don't want to know about a person on the daily.  

What's that??  Your was caught shoplifting and you bitched out the loss prevention guy because he "should have warned him first"??  For fuck's sake...  You MUST take up the first 45 minutes of my day going over the blow--blow of what happened!  

Hells bells....

I didn't need to attend that mandatory zoom meeting on our new benefit structure.  Your story was SO MUCH MORE useful to me!


So, yes...  My guess is, if you are still reading my drivel today, you've figured out that I'm having a bad day.

My head hurts, and I'm so tired....  

You know it's bad when I'm sitting here in my office with the door shut to ward off the masses so that I may unleash my frustrations into my blog.  Even as I sit here now, typing away, the most annoying man on earth has parked himself out in the hallway outside my office so that he can carry loud conversations with employees who have shit to do and can't get him without having to politely participate in the conversations.  

He's looking for 3 pallets of sidewalk salt.

He's definitely going to find those pallets back here in the OFFICES!  

It's taking every ounce of strength to not open my door and yell at him to...

Shut the fuck up!

Ugh...  

KX450F2016 55H
193 messages
25/2/2021 16h55

I would not object! LOL.... and would return the feeling


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
25/2/2021 15h04

    Citer Apollo602021:
    At the office there is never enough time for good office sex!
I'm fairly certain there is no sex happening in our offices.... Too many people around.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
25/2/2021 15h01

    Citer KX450F2016:
    Yes, I was.... day 6 and I still feel fine!.... would you like to feel? After 14 days of course!! LOL
Would you like me to feel you?? LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
25/2/2021 15h00

    Citer Happy444xo:
    I'm with you. Add to the list office politics, no one knows how to do anything and multi hour lunch decisions.
I concur! When it comes time to take credit for stuff, they're all there though!


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
25/2/2021 14h56

    Citer MrWrong4RghtNow:
    Ok, you realize you need to pay your dues for “Asinine Magnets All Day Long”. I paid mine in pennies. Just to be difficult. Oh and yelling “shut the fuck up” is allowed. Just print a card saying “hello I have been diagnosed with Tourette’s Syndrome, motherplucker”.
I trucked my ass down to the break room and demanded an employee take his phone call off speaker phone today.... It felt amazing. Go me!!


Apollo602021 63H

25/2/2021 14h23

At the office there is never enough time for good office sex!

Please become an Apollo602021 blog follower!


KX450F2016 55H
193 messages
25/2/2021 9h25

    Citer secret_lade:
    Yikes! We're you exposed to someone who tested positive?
Yes, I was.... day 6 and I still feel fine!.... would you like to feel? After 14 days of course!! LOL


Happy444xo 60H
15 messages
25/2/2021 5h14

I'm with you. Add to the list office politics, no one knows how to do anything and multi hour lunch decisions.


MrWrong4RghtNow 57H
2439 messages
25/2/2021 1h11

Ok, you realize you need to pay your dues for “Asinine Magnets All Day Long”. I paid mine in pennies. Just to be difficult. Oh and yelling “shut the fuck up” is allowed. Just print a card saying “hello I have been diagnosed with Tourette’s Syndrome, motherplucker”.

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
24/2/2021 23h36

    Citer mc_justmc:
    I work with a bunch of inconsiderate pieces of shit.
I do too.... It kind of sucks. We employ 249 people and it's only the 10 or 15 most annoying that wind up orbiting me throughout the day. Always somewhere off in the distance, annoying the shit out of everyone around them.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
24/2/2021 23h30

    Citer Paulxx001:
    There r better ways...if u have access.
    It's legal here. I've tried consumables; you know, those you eat —and in this case, an oil dropper. 🤔
    Really calming and very relaxing without the drama. And... you're (I was) in total control.
    I know... it's not a natural solution, but it's one that has worked for me. 😊 I'm not a huge fan of disappearing with a drink. This, is a lucid alternative.
    It's just an opinion. ❗❗😎
They do drug screens where I work, so stuff like that is not an option for me. I was really tired yesterday, which played into my misery quite a bit and left me really cranky. Once I pumped myself full of advil, caffiene, and an antacid, I was ok. Not sure where the heartburn came from...


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
24/2/2021 23h21

    Citer boobwhisperer69:
    I think it's a product of the me me me, participation trophy generation!!!
This guy is older than I am, so it's not that.... He's just very dim. He putzes around all day, complains about having to run a cash register, and it takes him 45 minutes to spit out a thought. He's also the guy that drives a great big giant truck and parks it up front, on the line right next to your car so it's a struggle for you to get in.


boobwhisperer69 61H  
8322 messages
24/2/2021 21h51

I think it's a product of the me me me, participation trophy generation!!!


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
24/2/2021 18h44

There r better ways...if u have access.
It's legal here. I've tried consumables; you know, those you eat —and in this case, an oil dropper. 🤔
Really calming and very relaxing without the drama. And... you're (I was) in total control.
I know... it's not a natural solution, but it's one that has worked for me. 😊 I'm not a huge fan of disappearing with a drink. This, is a lucid alternative.
It's just an opinion. ❗❗😎


mc_justmc 63H

24/2/2021 18h35

I work with a bunch of inconsiderate pieces of shit.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
24/2/2021 16h43

    Citer flannel_light:
    Take you long hot bath and have a hot cup of tea. I am sorry you are having a bad day
I'm feeling much better now.... I was just so tired. I woke up at 3am this morning and couldn't sleep. I didn't have any creamer so I didn't have any coffee on top of all that. Talk about a recipe for disaster!


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
24/2/2021 16h39

    Citer citizen4722:
    One of my pet peeves is having to listen to people who like the sound of their own voice
One of my pet peeves is people who can't have a phone conversation unless they're on speakerphone!! I really don't care what your cholesterol count is, how about we take it off speaker???


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
24/2/2021 16h38

    Citer hippiechick1967:
    Damn, I bet you wish NOW you had paid extra for an ejector button!*

    *I love this post for not being about drama in Blogland.
I have often wished for ejector buttons!! As for the drama... I have enough shit happening in my own life, blogland can just handle it's own.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
24/2/2021 16h34

    Citer lindoboy100:
    Some people lack the basic ability to sense what's going on outwith their own sphere of consciousness.......and merit nothing better than a swift kick to the chuckies.
The most irritating man on earth totally deserves a swift kick to the chuckies.... And I feel like I should be the one to deliver it.


hippiechick1967 60F  
13154 messages
24/2/2021 16h18

Damn, I bet you wish NOW you had paid extra for an ejector button!*

*I love this post for not being about drama in Blogland.

Elevate me...


lindoboy100 61H
23969 messages
24/2/2021 15h57

Some people lack the basic ability to sense what's going on outwith their own sphere of consciousness.......and merit nothing better than a swift kick to the chuckies.


citizen4722 66H  
74582 messages
24/2/2021 15h44

One of my pet peeves is having to listen to people who like the sound of their own voice


flannel_light 61F
4586 messages
24/2/2021 15h40

Take you long hot bath and have a hot cup of tea. I am sorry you are having a bad day

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
24/2/2021 15h03

    Citer KX450F2016:
    Do you need a hug?.... me too! Hopefully it is better for you tomorrow! I'm stuck home on quarantine!
Yikes! We're you exposed to someone who tested positive?


KX450F2016 55H
193 messages
24/2/2021 14h57

Do you need a hug?.... me too! Hopefully it is better for you tomorrow! I'm stuck home on quarantine!


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