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It's all fun and games until you find a toe on the bathroom floor.
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It's all fun and games until you find a toe on the bathroom floor. I was already grossing out over the fact that I could smell someone taking a shit before I even opened the door the restroom. Good God.... What has this woman been EATING!! Rotting meat and sour kraut??? I weighed the pros and cons of waiting and coming back later when the toxic fume cloud dissipated. Pro - smell gone Con - real possibility of pissing my pants In the end, the cons won out as I was not keen on pissing my pants at work so I held by breath and in I went. The stench literally took my breath away, turning my head to the side, I could feel myself starting to wretch a little when I happened to spy something on the floor by the trash can. "Oh my God that's a freaking toe!" Leaning down, I'd forgotten about the fact that I was about ready to pass out, and crouched forward to get a closer loo Is it real? Is that green nail polish on the toe?? I was about ready to it out from next the can when the door flew open and little kids came running in. "I told you it would be in here! You never listen to me!" "Why did you take it out of your pocket in the first place?" "Because I wanted to scare that lady!! Geez!!" Um, yep, it was fake. Thank God! "Now it's been on the floor in the bathroom! It stinks in here!! My toe smells like poop now!" "You smell like poop!" Without missing a beat, kid #1 snatched up the toe, stuffed it back into her pocket, and the of them ran back out of the bathroom as quickly as they came in. It's not that often I'm left speechless..... But this was definitely one of those moments. |
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"Because I wanted to scare that lady!! Geez!!" It worked! Right? 
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i don't typically skeeve easily but as they ride home, sitting in the back seat, that germy, bathroom toe will come outta her pocket, get tossed around, mushed in someone's face and worse wind up one of their mouths  mom will be left wondering where that infantigo came from.
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Toe pee, or not toe pee? That is the question. 
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i don't typically skeeve easily but as they ride home, sitting in the back seat, that germy, bathroom toe will come outta her pocket, get tossed around, mushed in someone's face and worse wind up one of their mouths mom will be left wondering where that infantigo came from.
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That is a gem of a story! I'm glad you survived the toxic fumes to tell it.
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Poopouri is a great thing. Everyone should carry it. I hate public restrooms.
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but it's good it's a toe!!! next, it will be someone's dildo!!!!
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Rotten meat and sour kraut... Remind me NOT to read your blog during supper. 🤮❗❗😶
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"Because I wanted to scare that lady!! Geez!!" It worked! Right?
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Awesome blog I would of freaked out also seeing a toe
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not even April Fools day at least it took your mind off the smell for a few seconds lololol it only grosses me out is when you walk into a stall and its not flushed.
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Wasn't it fun to be a kid . . .
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It could have been a real toe. Someone in the family could have had an accident and she was using it. I just did a search on fake body parts on ebay. Yep, they got them. Be glad she did not have the bloodied severed penis. I'm sorry I even saw that one for sale.
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What kind of bathrooms do you frequent? Lingering smells of poop, fake toes, and children off their leashes?
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24/6/2021 23h57 |
What kind of bathrooms do you frequent? Lingering smells of poop, fake toes, and children off their leashes?
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It could have been a real toe. Someone in the family could have had an accident and she was using it. I just did a search on fake body parts on ebay. Yep, they got them. Be glad she did not have the bloodied severed penis. I'm sorry I even saw that one for sale.
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Wasn't it fun to be a kid . . .
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not even April Fools day at least it took your mind off the smell for a few seconds lololol it only grosses me out is when you walk into a stall and its not flushed.
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24/6/2021 19h47 |
Awesome blog I would of freaked out also seeing a toe
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"Because I wanted to scare that lady!! Geez!!" It worked! Right? Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Rotten meat and sour kraut... Remind me NOT to read your blog during supper. 🤮❗❗😶 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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but it's good it's a toe!!! next, it will be someone's dildo!!!!
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Poopouri is a great thing. Everyone should carry it. I hate public restrooms.
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That is a gem of a story! I'm glad you survived the toxic fumes to tell it. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I was already grossing out over the fact that I could smell someone taking a shit before I even opened the door to the restroom. Good God.... What has this woman been EATING!! Rotting meat and sour kraut??? I weighed the pros and cons of waiting and coming back later when the toxic fume cloud dissipated. Pro - smell gone Con - real possibility of pissing my pants In the end, the cons won out as I was not keen on pissing my pants at work so I held by breath and in I went. The stench literally took my breath away, turning my head to the side, I could feel myself starting to wretch a little when I happened to spy something on the floor by the trash can. "Oh my God that's a freaking toe!" Leaning down, I'd forgotten about the fact that I was about ready to pass out, and crouched forward to get a closer look. Is it real? Is that green nail polish on the toe?? I was about ready to kick it out from next to the can when the door flew open and two little kids came running in. "I told you it would be in here! You never listen to me!" "Why did you take it out of your pocket in the first place?" "Because I wanted to scare that lady!! Geez!!" Um, yep, it was fake. Thank God! "Now it's been on the floor in the bathroom! It stinks in here!! My toe smells like poop now!" "You smell like poop!" Without missing a beat, kid #1 snatched up the toe, stuffed it back into her pocket, and the two of them ran back out of the bathroom as quickly as they came in. It's not that often I'm left speechless..... But this was definitely one of those moments.
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