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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

The Creative Mind of the Spawn
 

secret_lade 50F
14362 messages
12/7/2021 2h13
The Creative Mind of the Spawn

I picked the Spawn up yesterday and we headed to the beach.

I'd been telling the Ex Husband that Boot Camp Boy has swim week this week and I was really thinking about him.

I know he's not a really strong swimmer and I hope he does ok.

Apparently the Spawn was all listening ears.

We'd been at the beach for a while when she said to me....

"Mom! I made you something!"

I'd moved my chair to sit in some shade, I could feel my skin getting a little tight and I didn't want to burn to badly.

At some point she had taken a photo of me on the sly while I was laying face down on a beach blanket, soaking up the sun.

It's a horrible picture.

She then photo shopped the picture to make it look like I was dropping down to an island, tiny parachute included.

"Oh My God! Yikes!!"

I laughed pretty hard.

"When did you did this? What am I doing?"

"You're parachuting down to Parris Island. You've got your bathing suit on to help [Boot Camp Boy] with swim week."

Um, yah.....

Happy Monday!

secret_lade 50F
9227 messages
23/7/2021 2h54
    Citer bustinout20202:
    I love reading about your relationship with the Spawn. She does surprise, doesn't she?? Glad to hear you got some time to relax!
She does surprise! She's totally got my sense of humor and creativity, it's always interesting to see what she comes up with!


secret_lade 50F
9227 messages
23/7/2021 2h53
    Citer CL_Love:
    Bless her heart. This was kind of funny and very sweet. Even if the pic made you cringe.
As hideous as the picture was, I loved her reasoning behind it. It did make me laugh and feel better!


bustinout20202 67F  
1080 messages
19/7/2021 8h08

 I love reading about your relationship with the Spawn. She does surprise, doesn't she?? Glad to hear you got some time to relax!
~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~


CL_Love 51H/50F
425 messages
19/7/2021 7h30

 Bless her heart. This was kind of funny and very sweet. Even if the pic made you cringe.


secret_lade 50F
9227 messages
12/7/2021 15h52

 She's definitely got a creative little mind. I was always into writing and creating through word, she's more into artsy type stuff visual creativity.


secret_lade 50F
9227 messages
12/7/2021 15h49
    Citer 57FredFred:
    Ah, The Spawn, just when you think she doesn't care, boom! YOU are doing a good job Mom! Keep it up. She'll come around. Have a good one.
I know.... Just when I think all is lost.... Bam!! I'm parachuting in to save the day!


secret_lade 50F
9227 messages
12/7/2021 15h48
    Citer mc_justmc:
    That technology is beyond me.
She has an app on her phone that makes it easy. Granted, the photo shops look simplistic, but she's a 13 year old girl, they don't need to be award winning CGI.


secret_lade 50F
9227 messages
12/7/2021 15h45
    Citer WyoCowboy7751:
    Sounds like it's going to be a tough week ahead for him If his mindset is to be in the military ; He will overcome and survive all that they throw at him
It's going to be a tough week but I'm sending him my strength and energy. As long as he doesn't lose his cool and freak out in the water he should do ok.


secret_lade 50F
9227 messages
12/7/2021 15h44

 She's my daughter... I refer to her as the Spawn of Satan.


secret_lade 50F
9227 messages
12/7/2021 15h43
    Citer benard69:
    Fun story...Creative minds...
She's a character!


secret_lade 50F
9227 messages
12/7/2021 15h43
    Citer 69ereatwetpussy:
    Lololololol come on mom lighten up
    She thought of you the way she see your troubles.
    As for your boy he will either sink or swim.
    They are testing his ability to see where they can use him.
    If anything it will make him think more what he wants.
    Then he can push on.
    Relax and enjoy your life more xoxoxo
I thought it was funny that she put me in a situation where I was coming to the rescue... Parachuting in to help my son get through swim week. LOL I'm more worried about him not passing swim week than I am about him drowning or getting injured. He's worked so, so hard...


secret_lade 50F
9227 messages
12/7/2021 15h36
    Citer DesireU2020:
    Yep, kids make us laugh and make us cringe. And its amazing what they do hear and claim not too hear. lol!
I don't know how she heard any of the conversation, to be honest. I'd brought her bathing suit and told her to change before we left her dad's house so we could go right to Lake Michigan. Somehow, she did though.


secret_lade 50F
9227 messages
12/7/2021 15h34
    Citer CUMHANDLEME:
    Just when you least expect it, she usually always comes thru with something to make you smile 😊
Yes she does. I don't know where she comes up with this stuff, but I love her developing sense of humor.... Most of the time.


secret_lade 50F
9227 messages
12/7/2021 15h33
    Citer citizen4722:
    Spawn certainly has her good moments
I laughed so hard when I saw that thing, I thought I was going to cramp up and die. She does have her good moments.


secret_lade 50F
9227 messages
12/7/2021 15h31
    Citer pagancountrygirl:
    That's too funny! It's also very creative of her to be able to do all of that on a phone.
You should see the stuff she photo shops the cat into.... It's been road kill, a speed bump, the main course of a luau....


pagancountrygirl 66F  
Demandez-moi une photo
6466 messages
12/7/2021 14h42

 That's too funny! It's also very creative of her to be able to do all of that on a phone.
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


topherific 61H
5209 messages
12/7/2021 14h24


citizen4722 66H  
74582 messages
12/7/2021 12h58

 Spawn certainly has her good moments


CUMHANDLEME 61F  
794 messages
12/7/2021 9h20

 Just when you least expect it, she usually always comes thru with something to make you smile 😊
Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!


DesireU2020 58H  
90 messages
12/7/2021 5h49

 Yep, kids make us laugh and make us cringe. And its amazing what they do hear and claim not too hear. lol!


69ereatwetpussy 61H
6774 messages
12/7/2021 5h05

 Lololololol come on mom lighten up
She thought of you the way she see your troubles.
As for your boy he will either sink or swim.
They are testing his ability to see where they can use him.
If anything it will make him think more what he wants.
Then he can push on.
Relax and enjoy your life more xoxoxo


benard69 66H/66F

12/7/2021 5h04

 Fun story...Creative minds...


scoupe42 60H
Demandez-moi une photo

12/7/2021 4h25

 What is Spawn?


WyoCowboy7751 70H
2537 messages
12/7/2021 4h03

 Sounds like it's going to be a tough week ahead for him If his mindset is to be in the military ; He will overcome and survive all that they throw at him


mc_justmc 64H

12/7/2021 4h03

 That technology is beyond me.


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