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Someone scrub my eyes with Drano!
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Someone scrub my eyes with Drano! Cause, I'm having a hard time unseeing what I just saw.... I was standing up at the front of the store waiting for an applicant when I watched a very large man pull up to the door and hoist himself off the motorized cart he had been riding around in. Oh dear God.... Apparently his jeans were unable to completely cover his ass while in the sit down position as his hairy, naked ass was exposed to the world in the bend-over position. I can't fucking look away.... Hiking up his drawers as he stepped away from the motorized cart, I'm certain I saw his scrotum flopping around between his open legs from behind. "Hey. You gonna put this thing where it goes? It's slow as fuck, you might want to charge it." Yah, he was looking at me. "Sure. Leave it there, I'll see that it's taken care of." We'll just drive that thing around back and set it on fire.... Cause that seat is forever tainted. Happy Tuesday! |
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23/8/2021 7h30 |
There should be mandatory workout camps for fats.
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It could have been worse... He could have been a guy you were meeting for the first time and that is when you realized he (tweeked) his photos. 
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"The seat is forever tainted" will be the best pun of my day....lol..."taint"
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We'll I won't be able to use a walmart scooter now ever.
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We'll I won't be able to use a walmart scooter now ever.
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5/8/2021 5h03 |
Lol @ scrorum 🤣 great story!
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Thats definately not on my bucket list😂😂😂the image you described was enough
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30/7/2021 5h41 |
Thats definately not on my bucket list😂😂😂the image you described was enough
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OMG!! I never thought about someone having their naked ass (and/or balls!) on the seat of one of those scooters! I've had to use one when I was on crutches and even then I felt guilty for using it. But have to admit it was kinda fun to ride, too. I was also careful not to run over people because I've had people try to run over me before and I didn't want to be "that" person. lol
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Hahahah thank for that vision I take it he was no Carry Grant Paul Newman Pee Wee Herman hahaha
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OMG!! I never thought about someone having their naked ass (and/or balls!) on the seat of one of those scooters! I've had to use one when I was on crutches and even then I felt guilty for using it. But have to admit it was kinda fun to ride, too. I was also careful not to run over people because I've had people try to run over me before and I didn't want to be "that" person. lol Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Hahahah thank for that vision I take it he was no Carry Grant Paul Newman Pee Wee Herman hahaha
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Good luck forgetting that image! 
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I know for a fact there is one around you.... But I can't reveal the name. I'd have to stop posting about my coworkers and customers if I did.
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"The seat is forever tainted" will be the best pun of my day....lol..."taint"
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I know of a woman who told me a few times she uses them whenever at a store that has them. Doesn't need one. Why walk if she can ride she would say. Not huge. Just a lazy nasty thing.
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"Attention! A potential balls-up in aisle three"
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"Attention! A potential balls-up in aisle three" 
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I know of a woman who told me a few times she uses them whenever at a store that has them. Doesn't need one. Why walk if she can ride she would say. Not huge. Just a lazy nasty thing. Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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"The seat is forever tainted" will be the best pun of my day....lol..."taint"
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My experience of people on scooters in shops has rarely been a god one. I got run over by one and the driver demanded that I apologise!
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28/7/2021 4h09 |
Good luck forgetting that image!
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My experience of people on scooters in shops has rarely been a god one. I got run over by one and the driver demanded that I apologise!
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Made my eyes hurt just thinking of what you seen . Everyone should be required to work a public job before graduating High school.
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Sorry, not sorry.
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