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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

On today's installment of 'The Spawn Chronicles'....  

secret_lade 49F
14389 messages
30/7/2021 2h11
On today's installment of 'The Spawn Chronicles'....

I woke up way to early this morning.

Ugh.....

I hate when I do this. I'll get part way through the day and want to just pull out a pillow and take a nap.

The problem with waking up this early is that any hope of falling back to sleep before my alarm goes off is slim. And, if I do fall asleep, I will have only been asleep long enough that I won't want to wake back up when I have to.

I'll be crabby, tired, and an all around JOY to be around.

So I usually just stay up when this happens.

What does this have to do with the Spawn?

I was milling about this morning, trying to decide what shower gel I wanted to use with my shower this morning, when I pulled back the shower curtain to see what I currently had in the shower.

Imagine my surprise to find Barbie dangling from the shower head with a shoe string around her neck.

Yep, it was a jump scare.

Not only did I scream but I also jumped back about a foot.

"Oh my God! What a shit!!"

On the shower wall next to Suicide Barbie was a note that said... 'Aren't you glad I'm home now.'

Never a dull moment.

Ever.

Happy Friday! TGIF!

KX450F2016 55H
193 messages
7/8/2021 19h01

 LMAO!! Love it!!


69ereatwetpussy 61H
6774 messages
1/8/2021 11h39

 I don't know she was that your thoughts she was acting that young lolololol
Well the apple don't fall far from the tree.
I guess now back backs are a bitch your grandma looking down and laughing.
(If she has past on )


topherific 61H
5209 messages
30/7/2021 16h25


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
30/7/2021 16h06
    Citer citizen4722:
    I dread to think what she did to Ken
Trust me, you don't want to know. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
30/7/2021 16h04
    Citer CL_Love:
    What a little shit. LOL
That she is!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
30/7/2021 16h04

 I've got to put some thought into this plot for revenge....


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
30/7/2021 16h02
    Citer hogknot:
    Got to love the kids, so they say. lol
Spawn of Satan or not.... I do love her developing little personality. Except when she's being snotty and mean, that I could live without.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
30/7/2021 16h00
    Citer 69ereatwetpussy:
    Pay back are a bitch.
    Time to add some hair color to her shampoo
    Next shower she take she comes out with different color hair
    Or may exlac in her dinner that will keep her entertained but the Barbie in the toilet bowl.
    Thing out side the box this girl need to move out n her own and grow up.
    Xoxoxoxo you could have been hurt fallen hit your head then found knocked out naked on the floor bye some 20 year old male EMT
    Or the new down stairs nieghbor and the handyman after they herd you hit the floor.
She's only 13, just being a stinker. I used to do stuff like that all the time to my Grandma when I was her age. She gets more and more like me the older she gets. Only with my grandma, it was fake spiders all over the place!


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
30/7/2021 15h58
    Citer benard69:
    Puts a whole new twist on Hanging out with Barbie....
Oh my..... Ha ha ha ha ha


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
30/7/2021 15h57

 Even better, it was one of her old Barbie's from when she was teensie. It's hair was all cut and she had that vacant look in her eyes of a Barbie who had belonged to a toddler. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
30/7/2021 15h56
    Citer pagancountrygirl:
    Yeah, she's a little shit. Hysterically funny little shit.
    Sorry...I know you were the victim, but that's just too funny.
It was pretty funny, I'll have to admit! She asked me what I thought of her 'surprise' when I got home from work tonight. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
30/7/2021 15h51
    Citer DiscreetQuirky:
    ROFL! I know she irritates you, but I didn't realize it was an active planned effort to irritate you! Once I tied my mom's goat figurine to a lamp so it wouldn't wander off, but this is another level entirely. Happy Friday!
Oh, she's a stinker. I kind of enjoy the prank war we've got going on, though.... I'm still trying to decide how to get even.


citizen4722 66H  
74582 messages
30/7/2021 13h29

 I dread to think what she did to Ken


CL_Love 51H/50F
425 messages
30/7/2021 12h13

 What a little shit. LOL


hogknot 57H
Demandez-moi une photo
1059 messages
30/7/2021 5h34

 Got to love the kids, so they say. lol


69ereatwetpussy 61H
6774 messages
30/7/2021 5h07

 Pay back are a bitch.
Time to add some hair color to her shampoo
Next shower she take she comes out with different color hair
Or may exlac in her dinner that will keep her entertained but the Barbie in the toilet bowl.
Thing out side the box this girl need to move out n her own and grow up.
Xoxoxoxo you could have been hurt fallen hit your head then found knocked out naked on the floor bye some 20 year old male EMT
Or the new down stairs nieghbor and the handyman after they herd you hit the floor.


benard69 66H/66F  

30/7/2021 4h54

 Puts a whole new twist on Hanging out with Barbie....


mc_justmc 64H

30/7/2021 4h07

 Hahahahahaha RIP Barbie!


pagancountrygirl 66F  
Demandez-moi une photo
6466 messages
30/7/2021 3h55

 Yeah, she's a little shit. Hysterically funny little shit.
Sorry...I know you were the victim, but that's just too funny.
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


DiscreetQuirky 55H
280 messages
30/7/2021 3h21

 ROFL! I know she irritates you, but I didn't realize it was an active planned effort to irritate you! Once I tied my mom's goat figurine to a lamp so it wouldn't wander off, but this is another level entirely. Happy Friday!


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
30/7/2021 2h13

 I woke up way to early this morning.

Ugh.....

I hate when I do this. I'll get part way through the day and want to just pull out a pillow and take a nap.

The problem with waking up this early is that any hope of falling back to sleep before my alarm goes off is slim. And, if I do fall asleep, I will have only been asleep long enough that I won't want to wake back up when I have to.

I'll be crabby, tired, and an all around JOY to be around.

So I usually just stay up when this happens.

What does this have to do with the Spawn?

I was milling about this morning, trying to decide what shower gel I wanted to use with my shower, when I pulled back the shower curtain to see what I currently had in the shower.

Imagine my surprise to find Barbie dangling from the shower head with a shoe string around her neck.

Yep, it was a jump scare.

Not only did I scream but I also jumped back about a foot.

"Oh my God! What a shit!!"

On the shower wall next to Suicide Barbie was a note that said... 'Aren't you glad I'm home now.'

Never a dull moment.

Ever.

Happy Friday! TGIF!


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