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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief  

rick315875 65H
13314 messages
25/4/2020 14h56

Dernière Consultation:
26/4/2020 19h06

Donald Trump - cOMIC relief


Breaking news! Donald Trump hires new press secretary Kaleigh McEnany! In her first press conference, she was asked several questions by reporters!

Has Donald Trump tried to grab your pussy?

Not yet! But I expect him to do so anytime soon!

Has Donald Trump pulled out his dick in front of you and did you laugh at it? Can you describe what his dick looks like?

It's pretty much how Stormy Daniels described it in her book a tiny little mushroom head dick!

Did Donald Trump hire you because you are a very beautiful young woman? And does he want to fuck you?

Yes, he definitely hired me because I'm super hot! And he definitely wants to fuck me!

Have you and Ivanka had a catfight yet?

No, but I'll kick her ass!

Has Donald Trump tried to kiss you?

Yes, and his breath smelled like KFC!

Has Melania threatened you if you fuck her husband?

No, but I'll kick her ass too!

Would you do a threesome with either Melania or Ivanka?

Sure! If he paid me enough money!

What do you think about working for Donald Trump?

He's a big fat pig!

Finally, she says just one more question!

A reporter asks you are really super hot! Can I bang you?

Sure we can arrange a meeting after the press conference!



rick315875 65H

26/4/2020 19h06

    Citer txslowpoke:
    i am sure you spent the money you were sent with no problem
There is nothing you can say that will make me believe Donald Trump is a good president. And there's nothing I can say to you to make you believe that Donald Trump is a bad president. It's a waste of time.


thikhead 67H
3346 messages
26/4/2020 10h05

    Citer txslowpoke:
    i am sure you spent the money you were sent with no problem
i know i did.

1) it was OUR money anyway, from OUR taxes, and

2) the bill was drawn up by CONGRESS,
and trump had LITTLE to do with it,

except to piss around for two months
after the first warnings in january
and give the virus a TWO MONTHS HEADSTART,
which is probably why were IN this situation.

so, whats your point ?

mine went right to pay my property taxes,
whatd you buy with yours, more guns?

have a nice day.

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


txslowpoke 70H  
2557 messages
26/4/2020 3h23

i am sure you spent the money you were sent with no problem


rick315875 65H

25/4/2020 20h31

    Citer Brownie202:
    Omg how do you come up with this? Keep them coming.
I'm sure we all can think of something funny to say about him. After all he gives us plenty of material. He's always saying or doing something stupid!


thikhead 67H
3346 messages
25/4/2020 20h28

whether its facts, or jokes in this case.
your brain-washed robot response is always the same.
when was the last time you actually had an original thought?

and you "quote" an IMAGINARY mental disease
to TRY to discredit those smarter than you?

"iwant2learnit" ? "try to learn something . . ." ?

apparently, these are just empty words coming from you.
coming from an empty head . . .

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


rick315875 65H

25/4/2020 20h25

Yes I definitely have TDS. The Donald sucks!


rick315875 65H

25/4/2020 20h21

    Citer MMXX2020:
    I miss already his daily coronavirus conference rants. On Thursday he delivered another classic performance. His ignorance is mind blowing and a great boost for the Democrats.
I agree his ignorance and stupidity is dumbfounding!


rick315875 65H

25/4/2020 20h15

    Citer lok4fun500:
    Finally some truth out of the big house!
    This was Grrrrrreat!
Thanks I appreciate your comment


rick315875 65H

25/4/2020 20h05

    Citer Tmptrzz:
    Oh my friend you have definitely made my with this one..
I'm glad to hear my friend. We all need a good laugh when it comes to Donald Trump. That's for sure. Enjoy the weekend.


MMXX2020 53H
174 messages
25/4/2020 17h13

I miss already his daily coronavirus conference rants. On Thursday he delivered another classic performance. His ignorance is mind blowing and a great boost for the Democrats.


Brownie202 67F  
2680 messages
25/4/2020 17h00

Omg how do you come up with this? Keep them coming.

Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


lok4fun500 H
51906 messages
25/4/2020 16h55

Finally some truth out of the big house!
This was Grrrrrreat!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 messages
25/4/2020 15h15

Oh my friend you have definitely made my with this one..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


rick315875 65H

25/4/2020 15h00

In case words get deleted

Breaking news! Donald Trump hires new press secretary Kaleigh McEnany! In her first press conference, she was asked several questions by reporters!

Has Donald Trump tried to grab your pussy?

Not yet! But I expect him to do so anytime soon!

Has Donald Trump pulled out his dick in front of you and did you laugh at it? Can you describe what his dick looks like?

It's pretty much how Stormy Daniels described it in her book a tiny little mushroom head dick!

Did Donald Trump hire you because you are a very beautiful young woman? And does he want to fuck you?

Yes, he definitely hired me because I'm super hot! And he definitely wants to fuck me!

Have you and Ivanka had a catfight yet?

No, but I'll kick her ass!

Has Donald Trump tried to kiss you?

Yes, and his breath smelled like KFC!

Has Melania threatened you if you fuck her husband?

No, but I'll kick her ass too!

Would you do a threesome with either Melania or Ivanka?

Sure! If he paid me enough money!

What do you think about working for Donald Trump?

He's a big fat pig!

Finally, she says just one more question!

A reporter asks you are really super hot! Can I bang you?

Sure we can arrange a meeting after the press conference!


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