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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief Breaking news update! As you know I had an interview with Donald Trump last week. Donald Trump talked about his yearly physical exam. And of course, he changed his story. He lied about his exam. Nothing new in that. Donald Trump always lies about everything. Donald Trump is all about lying and cheating his way through life. He still holds to the statement that he is in perfect health. But he changed his story regarding his complaint of a painful and sore penis. Here is his revised statement. When entering the examination room I requested two beautiful nurses to accompany me. I wanted to fondle them during my exam with the doctor. I complained to the doctor that my penis was painful and sore. Putting on some gloves he told me to pull down my pants. I asked if the nurses could do it for me. The doctor said no. Do it yourself. I said you're fired! I want a new doctor! The doctor said shut the fuck up you asshole and pull your pants down! After I pulled my pants down the nurses started to giggle. The doctor nor the nurses could see where my penis was. It had disappeared beneath all the fat and blubber around my midsection. The nurses on either side of me had to pull apart all the flab and blubber for the doctor to locate my penis. The doctor remarks after finally finding my penis. When was the last time you washed this area of your body?! I said I try to wash it but it's hard to get into that area in between all the fat flab and blubber. My new nickname around the White House is Moby dickless the orange whale. Sometimes they even call me fudgie the whale after that ice cream cake. The doctor stated that my penis had become infected because it hadn't been properly cleaned in months. Because it was hidden underneath all the fat flap and flubber blubber bacteria have begun to grow from urine. The doctor cleaned the area. And gave me instructions to keep the area clean on a daily basis. The doctor gave me some topical antibacterial cream and a prescription.  |
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24/8/2020 20h32 |
TDS at its fullest!
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24/8/2020 20h27 |
I think you're lying...  How can I tell??  Trump doesn't know how to use big words - like antibacteria... 
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24/8/2020 20h24 |
t lie? No say it's not true. Can't be. Now now he loves American. He is looking out for us all. How can anyone not trust it? It is only doing what is best for us. If anybody believes that I have a bridge I am selling. Maybe a national park or two?
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24/8/2020 20h19 |
 Moby dickless, orange whale......I bet he's still got some slices of pizza hidden away in the flabby folds Rick!!  They'll never see the light of day again, they'll be cremated when he goes.....
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24/8/2020 14h32 |
Good morning my friend, I have to say this is just gross..  amp;. I hope your Monday is a great start to your week..
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I think you're lying... How can I tell?? Trump doesn't know how to use big words - like antibacteria...
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TDS at its fullest!
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t lie? No say it's not true. Can't be. Now now he loves American. He is looking out for us all. How can anyone not trust it? It is only doing what is best for us. If anybody believes that I have a bridge I am selling. Maybe a national park or two? Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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Moby dickless, orange whale...... I bet he's still got some slices of pizza hidden away in the flabby folds Rick!! They'll never see the light of day again, they'll be cremated when he goes.....
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Good morning my friend, I have to say this is just gross..amp;. I hope your Monday is a great start to your week.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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24/8/2020 10h00 |
Breaking news update! As you know I had an interview with Donald Trump last week. Donald Trump talked about his yearly physical exam. And of course, he changed his story. He lied about his exam. Nothing new in that. Donald Trump always lies about everything. Donald Trump is all about lying and cheating his way through life. He still holds to the statement that he is in perfect health. But he changed his story regarding his complaint of a painful and sore penis. Here is his revised statement. When entering the examination room I requested two beautiful nurses to accompany me. I wanted to fondle them during my exam with the doctor. I complained to the doctor that my penis was painful and sore. Putting on some gloves he told me to pull down my pants. I asked if the nurses could do it for me. The doctor said no. Do it yourself. I said you're fired! I want a new doctor! The doctor said shut the fuck up you asshole and pull your pants down! After I pulled my pants down the nurses started to giggle. The doctor nor the nurses could see where my penis was. It had disappeared beneath all the fat and blubber around my midsection. The nurses on either side of me had to pull apart all the flab and blubber for the doctor to locate my penis. The doctor remarks after finally finding my penis. When was the last time you washed this area of your body?! I said I try to wash it but it's hard to get into that area in between all the fat flab and blubber. My new nickname around the White House is Moby dickless the orange whale. Sometimes they even call me fudgie the whale after that ice cream cake. The doctor stated that my penis had become infected because it hadn't been properly cleaned in months. Because it was hidden underneath all the fat flap and flubber blubber bacteria have begun to grow from urine. The doctor cleaned the area. And gave me instructions to keep the area clean on a daily basis. The doctor gave me some topical antibacterial cream and a prescription.
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