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Funny Monday!
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Funny Monday!   A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, “Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?” “That doesn’t prove anything,” the woman countered. “Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?”  There is a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis. They are complaining about their lives. The cucumber says, “My life sucks. I’m put in salads, and to top it off, they put ranch on me as well. My life sucks.” The pickle says, “That’s nothing compared to my life. I’m put in vinegar and stored away. Boy my life boring. I hate life.” The penis says, “Why are you guys complaining? My life is so messed up that I feel like shooting myself. They put me in a plastic bag, put me in a cave, and make me do push-ups until I throw up.”  At School, the teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!’"  Become a Apollorising2057 blog watcher! |
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Happy Monday. You found some good ones today hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Great jokes for our Monday my friend I hope you and yours has a great start your week.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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19/11/2018 11h59 |
Thanks for the laughs they are always welcome
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19/11/2018 8h24 |
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