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Blast your baby or rock your baby..lol  

bitchkitty2017 71F
2245 messages
20/4/2019 5h03
Blast your baby or rock your baby..lol

Yep now the time has come for a reality check...instead of women now like they did so many years ago put some music on as they did their daily chores around the house or work area to sooth their unborn child now you can buy speakers and insert them into the vagina so that way your unborn will acquire either the taste for Bach or Bolton..lol
Like that ultimate lovechild now its a baby sitter with a built in music center and when this device is inserted ,starts blasting soothing music, men might just as well take a backseat, maybe they can make a set of speakers to resemble a dildo so Mamma to e can satisfy herself and her unborn baby '...never to late! ..lol but if hes up to the task both Mom and Dear old Dad to be... can listen to that same music as well, this vagina speaker system has a pair of earphones that dangle out of the vagina so that way they can encourage the little unborn Bach by listening to the correct music whilst lying dreaming of their little music prodigy developing slumbering in the womb.How freaking cool is that ?.
Squeezing baby puns out of this is so tempting but I and other will refrain from doing so because Heaven knows we don't want to upset the apple cart and upset the new Mom's and Dad's , after all its all for the brat ..Its a well known fact though that music has calmed the little beast long before the time when it finally was a study ..and became fact..Most normal people would put on the radio and on a station that doesn't sound like the proverbial donkey braying and put on some classical ...now here I have to say there are few stations that play classical music today..some do but its a new classical..but baby experts say its not enough of a direct line to Heaven , baby needs more direct contact..
Unborn babies reacting to music streaming Vaginally by bobbing their little heads and shimmying their bodies? however if this were the first day of April I would normally say its an April fools joke but alas its not..Women who are pregnant and are vigilant about their bodies don't want to end up in any ER from an infection caused by inserting any foreign device into their vagina, come on now ppl whos gonna pay $150.00 for something that's going to cost an unborn childs life...you carry that child for 9 months and on a whim just wipe it out ? Someone should slap the hell out of the inventor instead!

bitchkitty2017 71F

20/4/2019 5h04

 Mamma let that boy play some rock 'n' roll..lol


Studd10 43H  
39 messages
20/4/2019 6h06

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MyBaffies 54H
4983 messages
20/4/2019 6h57

 Silly question, but why do the speakers need to be inserted anywhere? Did no one pipe up at the planning meeting to say "Nah, sound waves will travel through the mother's belly and placenta"? That's how the unborn child "listens" to the rythmns of the parent's speech.

Or is there an additional vibro mode that the partner can switch on remotely?
Baffies

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bitchkitty2017 71F

20/4/2019 10h58
    Citer MyBaffies:
    Silly question, but why do the speakers need to be inserted anywhere? Did no one pipe up at the planning meeting to say "Nah, sound waves will travel through the mother's belly and placenta"? That's how the unborn child "listens" to the rythmns of the parent's speech.

    Or is there an additional vibro mode that the partner can switch on remotely?
don't know what the particulars are regarding these so called speakers..i didn't designor invent them I don't know why the speakers have to be inserted anywhere I just read the article and rewrote it on here and hoped someone would see the humor of something that is so reduculous and disgusting my opinion any way ..if you would like to read the whole article and ask the inventor feel free to google it ..no question is silly but I just don't have those answer...


scoupe42 60H
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20/4/2019 16h31

 Hopefully no woman would purchase this.


bitchkitty2017 71F

20/4/2019 18h08
    Citer scoupe42:
    Hopefully no woman would purchase this.
hopefully not..and as a Native American woman of " old school ways" I have been taught the traditions of the Narragansett tribe that we are not allowed to put things into our bodies that do not naturally occur..I was appalled when I came on here and seen what some women do with different things that do not belong as natural inserting into the vagina and rectum...I continue to be amazed at the amount of men who do the same....I now pass them by ..and to an extent do not put myself out by explaining my position to someone who wishes I do the same, if you catch my drift..lol..I would def never recommend the speakers , but fear others find it amusing ..and surely would do just that..


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