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Sex and Fish in the Office
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Sex and Fish in the Office Many of today's business offices are choked with so much paranoid and excessive 'political correctness', that you are likely to get reprimanded simply for scratching your groin or passing gas, let alone for making a veiled sexual reference. There are still some offices though, that didn't get the 'memo' and maintain a more open, relaxed ambiance . ................................................... The conversation that afternoon, in the office kitchenette, drifted towards sex. Bob, the twenty something stud, opened the discussion by bragging about his 'hot' , weekend. Evidently he had serviced his new 'love' , endlessly and repeatedly, to multiple orgasms. He had supposedly lost count of how many orgasms he'd had - but he clearly remembered that it was more than four. Betty, (the stocky short haired, mother of three), who was sitting next to me , got up from her chair at my table, and went to check on the fish stew, that she had been reheating in the microwave, for the last eight minutes. Steve, (recently separated), tugged at his tie and brushed his grey hair back through his fingers, and, reluctantly, dug into his cheese sandwich. Mayonnaise , oozed from the bread at the top, and it looked like there might have been a piece of lettuce sticking out from the side. Sally, who was in the seat in front of me, quickly stopped eating her spinach salad, snapped the lid back on her container, wiped her fork with her napkin, and excused herself so that she could finish some report that was, supposedly 'way past due' . Mike and Linda and Debbie (a trio in their thirties), were sipping coffee (leisurely dripped - from our one cup, 'Designer Coffee Machine') , and joined the conversation. Betty's fish stew was done and steaming, and it was almost as if we were all eating it with her - although it was only a simple portion, prepared for no more than three or four people, or five at the very most. We all agreed that women past the age of forty or fifty, undoubtedly, have the advantage over most men of a similar age, when it comes to sexuality. Whereas many men are preoccupied with - performance anxiety issues, erection endurance fear, and overall concerns about stamina, women are more preoccupied with 'vaginal tensile strength' , 'tummy plumpiness' , and gravity issues, with respect to 'breast perkiness and overall sagginess'. The men in the room, scoffed at those concerns and sanctioned any and all warm and wet vaginas, in spite of anything else happening to a woman's body. Bob was especially adamant, and descriptive in his praise of those pink, languid vestibules of lust. Linda listened intently and fidgeted in her seat - crossing and uncrossing her legs. I smiled at her and she blushed. We also acknowledged (in between our mouthfuls of nourishment and sips of coffee) , that frequency of orgasm, and post orgasmic recovery time, was an issue with most men, and yet surprisingly, not a concern at all, for the multi orgasmic, 'ready in five minutes' , women in our midst. The women in the room also claimed, quite emphatically, and with much sympathy and empathy, that they could live with a 'reasonable' delay from their partners. Betty had her mouth full and had nothing to say. Someone (perhaps Linda), asked me for my opinion on a related topic - premature ejaculation. The tiny crew in that kitchenette , paused, and waited for my comments. Except again for Betty who was digging her fingers into her mouth, trying to pry out a fish bone, that was stuck between her back teeth. I began... "I can have an orgasm as quickly or as slowly as I wish. Unquestionably , if I am driving alone and stopped at a red light, then I am talking about a mere minute or so. In the bedroom or wherever my girlfriend and I happen to be - I will take as much time as I want. Of course the exception, is when I am at the bowling alley with my girlfriend, on the weekends - that can take all night and sometimes forever ." We were all surprised when we heard Betty, clear her throat and ask; " Why is that Paul? Why does it take you forever to 'cum' at that Bowling Alley when you are with your girlfriend on the weekends?" I looked at her and replied , "Because that's my weekend part time job and every 20 or 30 seconds or so, I have to run to one of those stupid lanes and reset the fucking pins!" Betty raised and lowered her head knowingly, and compassionately smiled at me. Steve, with his mouth quite full with a half chewed cheese sandwich mumbled ; "Sure! Yeah . . .That makes sense." The others plainly nodded in agreement, first to each other and then to me. Just at that moment, Richard (or Dick - as we all called him), the 'Interim VP Marketing' , gingerly walked into the room, looked around, and timidly mentioned that the meeting scheduled for 3 o'clock, had been bumped up to 2:30. We all looked at him and fell silent. I packed up my half eaten, meat loaf sandwich and the rest of the group, bundled their food remnants as well . All except for Betty - she was eagerly munching on her fish stew. We waved and left her there and she smiled and waved back. She worked in 'Payables'. ©August 2018 Paul P. .............................................................. So ... Do you ever get into discussions about sex at work? What do you think about fish stew (or any other smelly food), at the work. . . ....................................................................... .  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Our office vibe is pretty cool. We can have discussions about all sorts of things. How are things at your work? Can you talk about anything? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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How about you... How long does it take you to recover? Guys? Girls? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Betty's fish stew was her Mother's recipe and it was pretty good. But you know fish - it does have an odour... Betty is a sweetheart! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Oh.... And I think Linda had the hots for Bob. Yep..... Typical office stuff... Such fun. What's your office vibe like? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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By the way.... Bob and Steve, may be their real names... Who cares... They're not on this site, and even if they are - they can't read... Lol ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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14/8/2018 7h25 |
I'm very concerned that everyone left Betty alone with that fish stew which obviously has bones in it and could very possibly end up being her end. I've always heard that one should keep bread readily available while eating any fish just in case a bone should become lodged in one's throat. In answer to your questions: No Depends on who I'm with, usually an hour. Maybe 2, maybe Definitely quality over quantity Yes, Betty, is she OK? Did she survive her fish stew? And Steve does know that his cheese sandwich with Mayo is NOT going to last without refrigeration, right? This sounds like a fairly toxic lunch room, but such an interesting read! Isn't there always a "Bob", bragging about how awesome he is?
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Do you ever get into discussions about sex at work? When I worked at a business I don't think that ever happened. ( Except sex on the job) How does that turn out? The sex was fantastic Is recovery time and frequency of an orgasm, something that you or your lover think about? Men need to take their time and let women cum FIRST!!! What do you think about fish stew (or any other smelly food), at the work place? Yea I think I will pass on the fish stew..  amp; lolAnything I've missed? Feel free to freelance... I'd love to hear your point of view. Hey y'all... don't be shy...! This was a great read and thanks for sharing it with us, definitely gives us something to think about..Happy Tuesday..  Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Good one. At work no. On the golf course the girls will chat about anyt hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Guess my office was far too conservative or too worried about being 'politically correct' for discussions like this to occur. Perhaps they did if groups gathered offsite. Food smells that permeated well beyond the shared kitchen space were also frowned upon and sometimes the subject of ridicule. However, as the work force became more diverse, the acceptance levels started to inch upwards. Probably the worst was the assorted containers, wrapped in plastic or boxes of partially eaten food that would be left in the fridge for days. Ugh!
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Unwritten store policy- NO fish in the microwave- ever Due to the Sexual harassment policy and seminar we all had to attend, those types of stimulating talks never happened and never will Cool post, buddy (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Hey... Greetings.... I put up a new post if you're interested... Have a great day ! Memories In A Puff Of Smoke ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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