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What The Flock... Is Your Problem...? 😱4
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What The Flock... Is Your Problem...? 😱4 A F F is still messing with the text here . Please be patient. Hello everyone. It's Friday. And this regular feature of mine is back. Complaining never helps, right? Well... it might, make you feel better and relieve some stress. Here's your chance to vent. I am ready, to listen. Should I mention again... how this site... is... Nah... It's getting boring! 😶 Spring is springing here. The lakes and rivers are free of ice. And... the Canada geese are back, from wherever it is, they go. I live not far, from the river shore. This week, I was, on the way to work, when I see the cars in front of m.e screech and smash, to a stop. I missed hitting the truck in front of m.e, by an inch. We all got out to see, what the problem was. 🤔 Evidently... one guy, tried to avoid hitting, one of those Canada geese, as it waddled into the street. The bird, with the white trim feathers, lived. T.hat bird lover's rear bumper, was crumpled, like an accordion. The guy who h.it him, was looking a.t a smashed grill. All .... to save, a fat goose. Later t.hat day, I was driving home, in the opposite direction, past t.hat same park. Guess what I saw... dead - lying there by the ditch? Yep... t.hat Canada Goose, with the white trimmed feathers. ... I would be pissed, if I was the driver of either one of those cars t.hat morning. Thousands of dollars in damages and they don't even get, to taste... t.hat fois gras? Here's a safety tip: don't brake for geese, or you'll p.ay the price. Yeah... yeah.... I love animals. But in the city, or highway? Don't fricken stop for a duck. A fuck... ? Ok.... But not... a duck! 🐧 So... What's been going on with you people? Anyone get laid, recently? I bought some condoms yesterday... just in case. 😁 Bring it on... I am listening! ....................................... So... ° What the flock is your problem? ° If you have nothing to bitch about... How was your week? Whatcha been doing? Irish coffee, is always ready. I've got a brand new batch, of pineapple slushies in the freezer. Lemonade for those, into alcohol free. I am serving little... mini pizzas tonight. They'll be ready in a bit... if I don't burn them. Help yourself. Please don't jiggle the handle on the toilet. It's slightly fucked . . .. .........................................  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Yeah well... I've already told you my duck... uh... I mean... my goose story. It looks like the next season, is going to start here soon - construction season. Omg... 😱 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ok.. before anyone trips out about my opinion about emergency stopping for animals... I thought about this, carefully before I posted that comment. S bunch of years ago.... a woman here, stopped on the highway to get some baby ducks across the highway. Two motorcycles plowed into the back of her car killing both people. I know... sad, right? The lady was trying to do it do the right thing. It caused the death of 2 people. I don't know what to say. She was convicted of dangerous driving. What would you do? Yeah.. tough one.. on a Friday night? Tough one any time. 🤔😶 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Avoid if possible, especially for larger animals (deer, moose, cattle). Humans are expendable (jk).
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lol Oh... I get it.. you're looking for... uh never mind.. lol Hey.... pop in any time. 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Now my mission is to find that bread... stir stick thingy.. I really like yours. Do you have an instructional video? 🤔📹 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Avoid if possible, especially for larger animals (deer, moose, cattle). Humans are expendable (jk). Yeah.. Heads up on animals on the road. You guys have any critters there? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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"You guys have any critters there?" Deer, skunks, raccoons, the odd possum, the occasional squirrel and idiot pedestrians who think they have unlimited right-of-way. Bear, moose, starting a hundred or more miles north east of here
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"You guys have any critters there?" Deer, skunks, raccoons, the odd possum, the occasional squirrel and idiot pedestrians who think they have unlimited right-of-way. Bear, moose, starting a hundred or more miles north east of here Montreal is in the boonies.. I can hit a fricken deer within 4 miles of my house. A bear... within 80 kmy.. Yeah. Giidy safety tip. They say.. if you see a racoon on the road.. roll over him, as opposed to trying to avoid him. I know the rulrdy.. yet... I still tried to avoid thsty guyy. It's a challenge. Yes to moving aside for the deer and moose. lol Hdt.. have a great night. 🌃😶 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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"Don't fricken stop for a duck. A fuck? Ok. But not... a duck!" All I gotta say about that is: If yer gonna be fuckin' a duck in the middle of the road, that's GOTTA be evidence, there's little room for doubt you really are a duck-fucker. And if that's true, would it not stand to reason... that duck was likely askin' for it? Ever tried fuckin' a duck? Fair warning--don't even think about a blow-job from one of them things! Ya might get one to fuck ya... but you'll be thinkin' you made a really bad choice if that duck mistakes yer dick... for some water-snake! I got nothin' to really complain about, Paul. Well, that ain't completely true. Actually, I got a lot to complain about. But since you ain't gettin' laid either ( and you are quite prepared, what with all them condoms that babe agitated you into buyin' ) ... I can bet you don't wanna hear about "lack of boinkin" from some other dude--condoms or not. Am I right? Or what?  Solar...
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"Don't fricken stop for a duck. A fuck? Ok. But not... a duck!" All I gotta say about that is: If yer gonna be fuckin' a duck in the middle of the road, that's GOTTA be evidence, there's little room for doubt you really are a duck-fucker. And if that's true, would it not stand to reason... that duck was likely askin' for it? Ever tried fuckin' a duck? Fair warning--don't even think about a blow-job from one of them things! Ya might get one to fuck ya... but you'll be thinkin' you made a really bad choice if that duck mistakes yer dick... for some water-snake! I got nothin' to really complain about, Paul. Well, that ain't completely true. Actually, I got a lot to complain about. But since you ain't gettin' laid either ( and you are quite prepared, what with all them condoms that babe agitated you into buyin' ) ... I can bet you don't wanna hear about "lack of boinkin" from some other dude--condoms or not. Am I right? Or what? Solar... BUT.... if your hand, is out and there is a portion of food in there, they are, really... friendly. Reminds me of some women.... I've known... 🤔 Hey.. no worries.... I'll tell you about the fricken beaver I stumbled across .. Fricken 10 feet long with the tail. Or that black bear, I fumbled upon.... on that day in the fall. Yep.... no blow jobs from ducks. I learned the hard way..... Fucking tourist brochures! Piece of shit advice, about friendly local residents. 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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"Yep.. I hear you. That Hamilton Toronto corridor is . mostly humans.. " I live on the interface between suburbia/sprawlburbia and farm land. Coyotes abound but not every year. They're too smart to become roadkill. Had a face-to-face deer encounter on the Bruce Trail a few hundred yards east of Albion Falls which kinda surprised me ...
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I'll give you a good vent .... I started seeing someone whose phone number shows as restricted when he calls me and my call won't ever go through. I have mentioned it often about how uncomfortable it makes me that I can't reciprocate a phone call. He swears... pinky promise and everything .... that he's not hiding a wife. That means he is either too lazy to fix the problem, too dumb to fix the problem or is hiding something (like a wife). This could easily spell d-o-o-m. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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btw - we have Canadian geese around here all year long. Perhaps some are from Montreal. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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"Yep.. I hear you. That Hamilton Toronto corridor is . mostly humans.. " I live on the interface between suburbia/sprawlburbia and farm land. Coyotes abound but not every year. They're too smart to become roadkill. Had a face-to-face deer encounter on the Bruce Trail a few hundred yards east of Albion Falls which kinda surprised me ... Yep... Those deer... don't care, do they? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'll give you a good vent .... I started seeing someone whose phone number shows as restricted when he calls me and my call won't ever go through. I have mentioned it often about how uncomfortable it makes me that I can't reciprocate a phone call. He swears... pinky promise and everything .... that he's not hiding a wife. That means he is either too lazy to fix the problem, too dumb to fix the problem or is hiding something (like a wife). This could easily spell d-o-o-m. I have never.. nor would I ever consider.. hiding my number.. Makes no sense. Does it? Unless I'm paranoid. Hmm.. Ok.. Next! Not worthy. lol Now.. I'm annoyed at him... lol 🙄😁 Do you need a manager? lol 🤔 Great comment! Got me energized... lol 👍😘 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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btw - we have Canadian geese around here all year long. Perhaps some are from Montreal. or skate.. really well? 🤔 Yep... year round? hmmm... 😶 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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if you can duck it...fuck it...oh wait...that's not what you said... ya...i live in rural area, and we have bunches of wild animals, such as deers and birds on the road...if you must hit the animals, sometime it is better...the traveling speed on the rural road is pretty fast, and it is dangerous to be in the middle of the road stopping, just to avoid the animals...the car behind might not be able to stop fast enough, if they are following close... one time, i was stopping for deers...and a deer hit me on the side of my driver side door...and dent it...damn...if it's either my door or a deer, next time, would be a deer...lol...
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if you can duck it...fuck it...oh wait...that's not what you said... ya...i live in rural area, and we have bunches of wild animals, such as deers and birds on the road...if you must hit the animals, sometime it is better...the traveling speed on the rural road is pretty fast, and it is dangerous to be in the middle of the road stopping, just to avoid the animals...the car behind might not be able to stop fast enough, if they are following close... one time, i was stopping for deers...and a deer hit me on the side of my driver side door...and dent it...damn...if it's either my door or a deer, next time, would be a deer...lol... I hear you, about those deer. I was driving about 10 minutes from home, in a rural area... and this deer bounded in front of me. I had no time, to even press on the brakes. Freaked me out. They don't care, do they? lol... 😱 Yep... deer are crazy. I can see how accidents happen... right? So what's about those ducks, who fuck? 🤔 Or did you mean... we should duck, as we fuck? I guess you would, if you were parked in a car! lol 😱😘 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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lol... I'll probably make a mess of things. I'm clumsy when it comes to precise measurements and that's what bread and baking are all about, right? Sure.. take a video and post it on You Tube.. I'd watch it... lol 😁⌚👀 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yeah I read that. I've rarely seen that. I guess, you must have really gotten under their skin? Or they were afraid to confront you on your blog? Or... they didn't know that you would find their comments? Maybe they thought their comments would remain hidden...? Still doesn't make it right though. Just keep it between you two. Everyone dances to their own drum, right? 🛢️✌️😘 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You have very entertaining blog here! Happy Saturday.
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Go figure... right? I even hear rumours here. 😱 They're still selling condoms out in the real world. So... unless.. people are buying them... just to practice... hmmm.... 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You have very entertaining blog here! Happy Saturday. Thanks for popping in. Drop by, any time. 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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In person does sound like it has its advantages. I've always wanted to stand in my kitchen... while an experienced lady, standing behind me... helps me sift flour. Hmmm.. Yep... That sounds like a plan! 🤗😯😘 I wonder if I'd be able to concentrate on proportions... and stuff like that. And wouldn't it be fun, as we'd both watch it rise? 😱 The bread.... I mean... 😶😋 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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