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The Easter Bunny... Got Laid... 🐰😱  

Paulxx001 67H
8732 messages
19/4/2019 1h31

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The Easter Bunny... Got Laid... 🐰😱

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I sat there in my kitchen, behind the keyboard of my laptop and stared at the ticking clock - hanging on the wall. Damn... an hour... and nothing, had come outta my brain or been typed, on the screen. The doorbell rang. I let *FrankeeZee in, sat back down and continued my consternations. FrankeeZee poured himself a coffee and sat down, beside me.

"Hey Paul, you're not writing your blog, are you? It's Easter weekend, for fucks sake! Take a break and shut it down. Nobody gets on sex sites, on Easter weekend. Everyone gets religious. They all see their families and kids and grandkids and pretend they don't fuck or masturbate."

I looked at FrankeeZee and blinked." Did you shut your blog down? "

"Oh course Paul. I'm not getting back on my site, till Monday. I don't wanna go to hell!"

"Well Frankee... I think I've already got enough points accumulated, that I've earned the 'speed pass'. And the elevator I'm on..... ain't goin up. I've got nothing to loose," I looked at FrankeeZee and then peered back, into my screen.

"Paul... You mean to tell me that you, don't believe in God? Woah.... you ARE, going to hell bro! I feel really, really, sorry for you."

"Look... It's just a blog Frankee. I was going to write something funny.... to amuse those, who don't celebrate Easter. I have a title... it's called; The Easter Bunny... Got Laid. "

FrankeeZee's face turned ashen white. "Paul... if you post a blog, with THAT title, you'll get crusified, by all your fans. You'll never recover. Everyone on your site, will iggy you... forever. Don't do it!"

I thought for a moment. "OK... ok... You've made your point Frankee. I never knew that you, were so religious. I won't post anything."

"Good thinking Paul. Now close your laptop and let's get outta here. There's this brand new strip club, that opened up in Laval. I heard that it's fantastic. The women there, are sooo... fucking.... hot. If we hurry... and I drive like a nut, we can still catch Happy Hour."

I looked at FrankeeZee and just sighed. I didn't have the strength to say anything. Besides..... I'd heard about that place. The free buffet they serve, is to die for. I shut my laptop and grabbed the keys to the house.

"Alright Frankee... let's get outta here. I'm fricken hungry."


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So....
Are you celebrating Easter this weekend or do you have other plans?

Bonus Question : How's your week been? What's up?
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*FrankeeZee is a member and top blogger, of ™FOGCAF - Friends Of Good Clean Adulterous Fun ..

Happy Easter to all! 😊 .

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Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
19/4/2019 1h32

Yes of course I'm celebrating Easter. The whole family is getting together and we're going to have a feast. Family get-togethers are always special. And one never knows.... just how many more of them we will all be able to share together. 😊


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
19/4/2019 1h33

It's been a long, damp week. I'm glad it's coming to a close! 😊🍸👍


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 messages
19/4/2019 1h43

The Easter Bunny 🐰 may be the only one getting laid this weekend!
Sunday will be a quiet dinner with my daughter and a long walk if it ever stops raining ☔️. Received some upsetting news about a close friend’s health challenges so I will be keeping her in my thoughts and prayers 🙏.


jajo696 113F
4287 messages
19/4/2019 1h50

Yes....cherish that fam time. as u said it and they can be all gone in the blink of an eye. Im familiar with that. Daughter and i will go to an Easter Jazz brunch.

The week here has been damp cloudy and rainy....BUT its school vakay week....so being off in any weather ....its ALL good ~~

Happy Resurrection Day to ALL ~~


pocogato12 71F  
37235 messages
19/4/2019 4h15

Nope here. First time in years I am doing nothing. I did put eggs in my bunny's
basket on the front porch and maybe I call a neighbor and go eat Mexican if they are open. And I have come to love Frankie!!

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superbjversion2 68F  
24388 messages
19/4/2019 5h25

FrankeeZee seems to have issues with logic.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
19/4/2019 6h20

Issues with? Or disregard for? Or perhaps.... the irony he portrays is the somewhat twisted logic, we ALL use, to justify any action we take or any result we seek.
His issue is that, he manipulates it to suit his mood and goal. Whatever those happen to be, at that moment....
FrankeeZee is seeking help from a therapist.... 😶
So far.... I see no improvement... Do you? 🤔☕


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
19/4/2019 6h25

lol... me and you both. I'll meet you at the buffet table on the ground floor. 😈🔥🔥🔥👿🍔🍟🍾
Wow... That sounds great! Sounds like a really great time. Have fun. 😊😘😀


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
19/4/2019 6h29

    Citer sexyldy1000:
    The Easter Bunny 🐰 may be the only one getting laid this weekend!
    Sunday will be a quiet dinner with my daughter and a long walk if it ever stops raining ☔️. Received some upsetting news about a close friend’s health challenges so I will be keeping her in my thoughts and prayers 🙏.
Sounds like a quiet weekend for you. I hope the prayers for your friend are answered. 🙏
Have a peaceful Easter.... I thought that the weekend forecast was for sun in your region... no? ☀️😂


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
19/4/2019 6h32

    Citer jajo696:
    Yes....cherish that fam time. as u said it and they can be all gone in the blink of an eye. Im familiar with that. Daughter and i will go to an Easter Jazz brunch.

    The week here has been damp cloudy and rainy....BUT its school vakay week....so being off in any weather ....its ALL good ~~

    Happy Resurrection Day to ALL ~~
You're right about family time. We never appreciate until it disappears right? 😢
That jazz, brunch thingy sounds great! What a nice way to spend Easter! I guess you love jazz... 🎺❤️🎵🎷
Good for you.... I can relate! 🎶
Have a peaceful Easter! 🐇🐣


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 messages
19/4/2019 6h55

    Citer Paulxx001:
    Sounds like a quiet weekend for you. I hope the prayers for your friend are answered. 🙏
    Have a peaceful Easter.... I thought that the weekend forecast was for sun in your region... no? ☀️😂
She has a great attitude which makes a huge difference. I am going to see her on Tuesday and share some laughs and giggles.
There are weather advisories here for heavy rains and flood warnings. It should clear before Sunday’s Easter 🐣 activities planned around the city. Have a peaceful ☮️ weekend.


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
19/4/2019 7h02

    Citer pocogato12:
    Nope here. First time in years I am doing nothing. I did put eggs in my bunny's
    basket on the front porch and maybe I call a neighbor and go eat Mexican if they are open. And I have come to love Frankie!!
I hope even though you might be alone, memories of time spent with others, fuel a peaceful and pleasant day for you. 😊
I'm cooking today. Even though I'll be the only one dining. I find it calms my soul... And then of course... I have my back up plan... resting in the freezer. 😶 But I prefer not... to go there. 😑
FrankeeZee is an acquired taste...
I recall, my first experience with olives... when I was 4 . Funny how I kept forcing myself to keep trying them over and over again. Making faces. Trying desperately, to find the reasons why - my parents and their friends, kept munching on those green, bitter things. Then one day... I found out and I smiled when I realized that I liked those funny ovals. 😁
I'll be going on business soon and I'm letting FrankeeZee take over my blog for a bit. Perhaps he can improve the quality of the content. 🤔 Hopefully... 😊
It's tough to find something suitable.... for all tastes here. 😶


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
19/4/2019 7h08

I hear you. I understand exactly, where you're coming from. 😔 I wonder if there is a way to rebuild or recapture those traditions. I think about that quite often.
I hope you can perhaps find some memories to keep you company and warm your heart. Have a peaceful weekend...
If you have something to share, maybe there are some people there who would appreciate, what you have to offer. I'm going to try and do that this weekend... Take care. 👍


mc_justmc 63H

19/4/2019 7h56

We don't do much around here. The girls are getting to old for Easter egg hunts. We just give them candy.


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
19/4/2019 8h56

    Citer mc_justmc:
    We don't do much around here. The girls are getting to old for Easter egg hunts. We just give them candy.
Yep.... I hear you. My kids are older. My youngest is touring Asia... my oldest is going to be with her Mom. I'll be with the rest of my family.. brother, nieces..
etc... But yeah.. Things are drifting a bit.
Thank goodness for the egg hunt they organize at the strip club, otherwise there'd be no Easter spirit for me at all. 🐇😶
Have a good one! 👍


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
19/4/2019 10h30

I think most holidays are made, so much more special when kids are involved. Good for you! Sounds like it's going to be a great time! 👍😘


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 messages
19/4/2019 16h53

I am sorry I am late to this one but it just showed up on my blog list today. I hope you and Frankie had fun. And I hope you have a wonderful Easter weekend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
19/4/2019 17h16

I guess you must be looking forward to your trip next week. Looking at the weather in the region... looks like you'll be having nice temps .
I was going to cook tonight.... but then I got lazy.
Now I'm just sitting here like a blob. And I feel fine.
So... besides nothing.... Have any creative bread stories? Be good... 👍😊


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
19/4/2019 18h14

Alter ego? Really.... hmmm... It's not about the bunny? Thank goodness... 😊
Well... I hope those plans work out for you.
Yep... I'll be in doing some of the same.
Been pouring rain all day. And that's fine by me. Yep... that's nightly fine by me. I prefer being alone.... by the lake. Yep that's fine by me.
What's your cure for hiccups? 🐇👍


yesmamallthetime 56F  
11278 messages
19/4/2019 23h34

I don't know that I will be doing anything for Easter. I used to celebrate with my sister or brother and his girlfriend but they are not doing anything this year. It is kind of sad. I will watch sports I guess. If it is nice I may go for a walk. I will look at my relatives pics on FB with the little kids in their outfits. I do love seeing those munchkins. Too bad they live so far from me now(in Texas). I do have two nieces locally that may be dressed up that I can see. They grow up so fast...one is already 4 and the other 6.

Independently Romantic Sounds Better Than Lonely


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
20/4/2019 2h30

You can make some bread. 🍞 ? 🤗
Easter bread. Have you ever heard of this style of bread called - Paska....?
My mother and grandmother used to make it. I found a recipe on line. I'm going to give it a try...
Eell... have a peaceful Easter.... 🐇🐰🐣😊


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
20/4/2019 2h35

    Citer Tmptrzz:
    I am sorry I am late to this one but it just showed up on my blog list today. I hope you and Frankie had fun. And I hope you have a wonderful Easter weekend..
You're never late here dear. I always have a place reserved for you. I have three couches in my living room... lol 😱 Plenty of room for anyone dropping by.
Have a great and peaceful Easter... 🐇🐰😊🐣😘


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
20/4/2019 2h41

Declutter.... Eeeeee... 😱 That's one of my coaches. It's become a huge filing cabinet for me. So you want to sell your place? hmmmm... I could use an upgrade in my bathroom as well.
Maybe I should get the clutter off my couch first... hmmm. Yeah... Thanks for the tip! 👍 He says, as he continues to go through his blog comments... lol 😁
Procrastination... Then again... it's only 5 in the morning. It's too early to fret. 😊🐰


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
20/4/2019 2h44

    Citer yesmamallthetime:
    I don't know that I will be doing anything for Easter. I used to celebrate with my sister or brother and his girlfriend but they are not doing anything this year. It is kind of sad. I will watch sports I guess. If it is nice I may go for a walk. I will look at my relatives pics on FB with the little kids in their outfits. I do love seeing those munchkins. Too bad they live so far from me now(in Texas). I do have two nieces locally that may be dressed up that I can see. They grow up so fast...one is already 4 and the other 6.
Kids do grow up fast! Sounds like you will have a peaceful Easter.
It's is sad when families are far away from each other. An idea for a poem? Take care. 😊🐰🐇


2trythis 60F
5109 messages
20/4/2019 16h56

Happy Easter! I remember the Easter morning when my kids told me that they were too old to hunt for eggs. I was so bummed. They were plastic eggs filled with candy and/or money. I picked them all up and took them to the family gathering later that day and hid them for my niece and nephews. Of course then they wanted to hunt eggs with their cousins but I told them no. If they were too old to hunt them at home then they were too old to hunt them with family. That was the end of fun Easter mornings.

In simplified terms I believe that God knows our hearts, He made us sexual beings, and He is the one who will judge and/or forgive us. This is for every day of the year, not just Easter.

Good post, thanks.


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