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FrankeeZee... the Russian Lady... and Porno Pizza Delivery... 🍕
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FrankeeZee... the Russian Lady... and Porno Pizza Delivery... 🍕 A couple of weeks ago, *FrankeeZee told me, that he had found, a part time job, delivering pizza. I was surprised. I thought, you couldn't drive a vehicle, if you had a suspended licence. FrankeeZee claimed; "It's a tiny misunderstanding, with a judge, about a minor ticket, for a very small amount- a technicality... really." Really...? So... (as I began to say), Frankee got this job, as a pizza delivery guy. I don't mean the "cool, porno kind"; just a "shitty regular kind". Last Friday night I was sleeping, when at three in the morning - the phone rang. It was FrankeeZee and he needed my help. I asked him what was going on, but he wouldn't say. He told me to drive to an address. I don't really trust FrankeeZee, farther than I can throw a pumpkin, but he is , my friend. Off I went... into the dark... to rescue my buddy. I drove about ten minutes and reached a beautiful ranch style house, near the lakeshore. I'd barely finished pressing the doorbell, when FrankeeZee flung open the door and started talking... a mile a minute. "Paul... I need your help..."  "Frankee... what the fuck is going on here? What have you gotten yourself into?" "Paul... She's not the problem. She was like that , when I got here. After I rang the doorbell, I heard someone calling for help. The door was unlocked. I ran in and found her sleeping. THERE'S the problem, " and he pointed toward the back yard. "I should pull that dildo out of her. She might be more comfortable," he added. I yanked FrankeeZee by the arm and we walked to the sliding glass doors. As I stepped onto the patio, an empty bottle of vodka and a man's bathing trunks, greeted my left foot. It was then, that I noticed... the naked guy. He was sitting neck deep, in this huge, bubbling jacuzzi. He began hollering at us. FrankeeZee nodded at me and spoke. "Ya see? This is why I needed your help. I don't know, what his problem is. He's been screaming at me in Russian and I don't understand, a fucking word he's saying." I understand Russian. I UNDERSTOOD, the naked guy's problem. I looked at FrankeeZee and blinked.  "Seriously? How do you get your cock stuck, in a jacuzzi jet? " I didn't have time to answer. The naked Russian guy, was telling me how to shut the whole system down I ran to the controls and followed his instructions. Bang .... the lights in the jacuzzi, the pumps, the jets and bubbles - everything stopped. That guy in the tub, splashed around and grunted, till he finally, freed his dick. Then... there was total silence... except for the heavy breathing, of a relieved... Russian. He soon, began to thank me profusely, while he put on his trunks. We didn't leave, right away. That (formerly naked) Russian guy (Alexey), offered us shots of vodka. We drank and ate the pizza, that FrankeeZee had delivered. The attractive naked lady (Natasha), we found on that carpet? Well... she eventually woke up and joined the party. We had a great time and made new friends. I never did ask Alexey, how he got his dick stuck. And FrankeeZee? Well... he's convinced, that we were being filmed . Oh and... he also got fired from his pizza job. FrankeeZee, will never get, to be that - "porno pizza delivery guy". Although, he checks 'pornhub' daily, for any new - "pizza delivery guy" videos. ............................................. So... What's the worst job, you've ever had? Do you eat midnight snacks? *FrankeeZee is a member and top blogger, of ™FOGCAF - Friends Of Good Clean Adulterous Fun .............................................  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Oooooo... I've had so many bad ones. There was one... I was still in highschool and I was working that summer for a paint factory. They wanted to clean up one of the unused buildings. So they marked this other guy and me, with that task. The place was sooo toxic and dirty and filthy, that we had to wear full body suits and air masks. It musta been close to 90 degrees outside, on some days. Inside those buildings and in those suits? Well... let's just say, that I only lasted a couple of weeks doing THAT job. Damm it was hot and uncomfortable! 🔥😱 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I do. Most of the time I'll reach for something healthy. But I've been known to have a full meal, at one in the morning, just by digging through left overs or whatever is in the fridge. Some crazy concoctions are created, when you're starving, in the middle of the night. No? 🌃 😁 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I was beginning to worry about FrankeeZee it's been so long since we heard from/of him. My worst jobs were some of my babysitting jobs as a teenager. I am sure some of those kids were satan's spawn.
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29/5/2019 16h33 |
Interesting very interesting.
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29/5/2019 18h12 |
truly funny and interesting story tbh, but how the heck does someone get their dick stuck in one of the suction vents of a jacuzzi? LMFAO 
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Guess I have been lucky. I haven’t had any ‘bad’ jobs. My first full-time job led to a life-long career. I try not to eat midnight snacks. I will drink something rather than eat.
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Midnight snacks are rare. I can't say I've ever had a job that I hated or that was awful. Even picking vegetable when I was 12 to 15, I liked. (Not as much on raining days, though, lol). "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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I was beginning to worry about FrankeeZee it's been so long since we heard from/of him. My worst jobs were some of my babysitting jobs as a teenager. I am sure some of those kids were satan's spawn. I'll pass on the props. He'll appreciate it. 😊👍 That's what my daughters say as well... lol 😁😘 I wonder how those kids turned out. Ya think normal? lol 🤔😁 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Interesting very interesting. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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truly funny and interesting story tbh, but how the heck does someone get their dick stuck in one of the suction vents of a jacuzzi? LMFAO I don't know how it got stuck... Google it.. It's out there... lol 😁 Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. Hey.... tip.... set up a blog with a private Mail Box. It'll multiply your chances. Best of luck! 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Guess I have been lucky. I haven’t had any ‘bad’ jobs. My first full-time job led to a life-long career. I try not to eat midnight snacks. I will drink something rather than eat. Well.... I'm always eating crazy things late njhht. Ya think you could get used to it 4 star meal... late? Small portions.... 🌟🍴 Lucky you.... for those great jobs! ⭐👍🍀 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Midnight snacks are rare. I can't say I've ever had a job that I hated or that was awful. Even picking vegetable when I was 12 to 15, I liked. (Not as much on raining days, though, lol). I'm talking primo... little potions... teeming with flavor... while the movie is setting up? 🤔 Maybe it's just me... lol 😱 Wow. So it's only me who's had, crap jobs? lol... Well... You were lucky. Or are crap jobs, just a guy thing? 🙄 Or just a Paul thing.. lol 🌟😨 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Midnight snacks? Am I the only one? lol 😁 I'm talking primo... little potions... teeming with flavor... while the movie is setting up? 🤔 Maybe it's just me... lol 😱 Wow. So it's only me who's had, crap jobs? lol... Well... You were lucky. Or are crap jobs, just a guy thing? 🙄 Or just a Paul thing.. lol 🌟😨  No, it's not just a guy thing...the crappy job. I've had female friends have terrible jobs. Now, late night snacks after sex, or while watching a movie...those would be part of the fun! Just me at home alone...that's when there are not many snacks. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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Only FrankieZee, could have a story like this happen to him. I am wondering what your thoughts were when this happened. I am sure Alexey was indebted to you for shutting the hot tub down. So glad to hear everyone is well, I can just imagine the two of you looking at the Lovely Natasha, laying there naked on the floor. The thoughts streaming through both of your minds. Now the worst job hmm  I would have to say being a Pizza Delivery Driver as well as one night late I was delivering this pizza to a house who had their lights off and it was very cold and it had rained earlier leaving black ice, which I had unfortunately slipped on it thus ending my pizza delivery job. Thanks for sharing this great story, and I hope you have a great day.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Yes, I was lucky. No, it's not just a guy thing...the crappy job. I've had female friends have terrible jobs. Now, late night snacks after sex, or while watching a movie...those would be part of the fun! Just me at home alone...that's when there are not many snacks. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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That Canadian classic... does it come with bacon and onions? Hmmmm... 👍😊🍕🍕🍕 My oldest daughte worked at Pizza Pizza doing the same thing. 👍😊🍕🍕🍕🍕 Ya hit the nail right on the head with this tale. FrankeeZee and Paul would make a great comedy... on this adventure. Just so ridiculous...! 😨😁 Glad you laughed. 😊👍🤗 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Vacuums eeeee... lol 👍👍👍 Check out the vids on pornhub... seems like it's a growing kink... lol both with the set up scenes and the amateur ones where a naked chick answers the door. It's a classic... 👍🍕😂😱 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Me? No...lol... 😱 That zipper thing Eeeee... yep! 😲😂 I have tons of prepped food that I make weekends so throwing a piece of something in the micro is always fun. Love pizza..... 🍕😊😘 Ya know.. that's a kink now. Naked women answering the door for pizza guys! 😱😍 Ever think of trying it? lol 🤗 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Only FrankieZee, could have a story like this happen to him. I am wondering what your thoughts were when this happened. I am sure Alexey was indebted to you for shutting the hot tub down. So glad to hear everyone is well, I can just imagine the two of you looking at the Lovely Natasha, laying there naked on the floor. The thoughts streaming through both of your minds. Now the worst job hmm I would have to say being a Pizza Delivery Driver as well as one night late I was delivering this pizza to a house who had their lights off and it was very cold and it had rained earlier leaving black ice, which I had unfortunately slipped on it thus ending my pizza delivery job. Thanks for sharing this great story, and I hope you have a great day.. Naked Natasha on the floor... well... she was drunk and sleeping, but otherwise YEAH! ❤️😘 YOU delivered pizzas? Wow. Any naked guys answer the door? lol It seems to be a fad these days... 🤔🍕🍕🍕 Glad you could make it. FrankeeZee says hi! 😊😘 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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this is by far one of your best Frankie tales. I am still laughing and will be all day. Worst job: a nursing home when I was 17 and the head nurse told me I had to get a body ready for the funeral home. I'd never been to a funeral never mind dress a dead body. My mother came and took me home Late night snacks- at least once a week. My favorite is cold chicken (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Really? No bad jobs? So that's just me? lol 😱 Well.... I'm always eating crazy things late njhht. Ya think you could get used to it 4 star meal... late? Small portions.... 🌟🍴 Lucky you.... for those great jobs! ⭐👍🍀
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Glad to oblige. 😁 FrankeeZee has this way of attracting... drama...? lol Eeeee... that's scary stuff. I would have freaked out. 😱 I love cold chicken... 🐔🍗 Actually... there are a lot of foods that aren't bad cold. Ever try a cold meatloaf sandwich on fresh bread? 🍞😋 Happy Friday! 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Having someone else cook 👨🍳 meals would be a delight no matter what time ⏰ it was! There is an advantage 👍 to having worked for a major corporation for the duration of my career. Multiple jobs with increasing responsibilities. Rarely had a difficult boss. Well... I guess you've been lucky when it came to bad jobs... and there's nothing wrong with that. So yours are all the happy tales! 😊👍🍗 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I don't mind doing the cooking, if you'll provide the dessert? 🤗 Well... I guess you've been lucky when it came to bad jobs... and there's nothing wrong with that. So yours are all the happy tales! 😊👍🍗
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OK 👍. Sounds like a fair trade. What’s your favourite? Or is it something that is neither made nor purchased 😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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