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Looks Like I.m Going To Jail... Is Prison Sex... As Good As They Say It Is...🤔
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Looks Like I.m Going To Jail... Is Prison Sex... As Good As They Say It Is...🤔 Looks like I'm going to jail. At least... that's, what the two police women said to me (last Thursday), as they frisked and handcuffed me; then shoved me, into the back of their car.  This all started, with a missing receipt. I was, as surprised as anyone, by the turn of events and how they unfolded. Who knew, overweight security guards, could run so fast (and be that happy) - to catch a stealer? In any case... I believe, that I was set up. I mean, who consciously steals, two cans of soup? A steak, a lobster... a pork chop... perhaps ; Campbell's best? I think not .  She's probably, already made plans to move on. That's what happens, when you - unknowingly - hook up with a criminal. You make decisions. I'm sure some of you, are making yours. For the haters out there... rest assured ; you won't have - Paulxx001 - to kick around for much longer. I'll be a distant memory; a vacant profile. There will be others , to replace me... as someone here recently, pointed out. And for those who care... I do , love cheese cake. Somehow, I'll let you know, where to mail it... once I'm settled in.  I'd start, a 'GoFundMe' campagne. But most of those, are designed to help, people with good intentions... not defend, the 'evil' . Oh well... I walked around the pharmacy today, looking for a hair brush and some lube. Any suggestions ? ..................................... Note : A F F is deleting words in the t.ext. Please be patient. ...................................  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Yep... I'll have to photocopy my recipes for ; Bacon Scallops and... Spicy Chicken with Spanish Rice. I'm pretty sure... the 'gang members' I'll meet.... will appreciate those gems! 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'm a very good baker … I'll start looking for my recipe for Lock-pick Lemon cake right away. Let me know where to send it. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Forget Shawshank Redemption, that's a tea party. Watch the old HBO series Oz about life in prison..........heeheehee
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Sounds like you had quite the adventure, most Stores can reprint receipts.
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26/8/2019 13h25 |
sounds like you had an exciting weekend!! Did I ever tell you I wanted to be an FBI agent! I got some handcuffs!
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Interesting who knew you could go to jail over a missing receipt Especially over these items ,two cans of soup? A steak, a lobster... a pork chop... I have never heard of such a thing. But stranger things happen I guess. Sounds like you enjoyed getting frisked there. I hope all works out for you, and your day gets much better.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Yep... Court day on the way... I don't expect jail... but ya never know? 🤔 I start up a blogging class for the inmates... I'll be a good inmate. 😊 Not sure about anal sex... Ever try it? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'm a very good baker … I'll start looking for my recipe for Lock-pick Lemon cake right away. Let me know where to send it. Cooking doesn't require precision... so I never ventured outside my comfort zone... I love lemon cake 🎂... Can you bake Boston Cheese Cake? 😍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Forget Shawshank Redemption, that's a tea party. Watch the old HBO series Oz about life in prison..........heeheehee I'm gonna go and check it out. Something I should know? 😔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ok.. That's funny... and scary! 😱 Any tips? 🤔 Drop by any time... 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Sounds like you had quite the adventure, most Stores can reprint receipts. That security guard had it in for me... 😊 I'm innocent... Isn't that what they ALL say? 🤔 Omg.... I'll remember you fondly... and our time together.... Wait a minute...... we haven't had any time together? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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sounds like you had an exciting weekend!! Did I ever tell you I wanted to be an FBI agent! I got some handcuffs! Have you ever used them? 🤔 🔥 💦 😮 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Interesting who knew you could go to jail over a missing receipt Especially over these items ,two cans of soup? A steak, a lobster... a pork chop... I have never heard of such a thing. But stranger things happen I guess. Sounds like you enjoyed getting frisked there. I hope all works out for you, and your day gets much better.. Anyway... I doubt.. things will get that far. Just in case.... I'd love a batch of your BBQ chicken... 😊 👍 They'll let me have those, right? 😮 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Caution ! They will not be using hairbrush
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Caution ! They will not be using hairbrush Thanks for the heads up. 😊 Drop by any time. 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Oh yeah... the book cart guy! He does get around and enjoy leisurely walks... chatting it up. And you know me and chatting... 😊 Curling iron? Really? 🤔 Oooo... I don't know about that. You'd have to show me how. Should I plug it in? 🔥🔥🔥 I might be able to talk my way outta this one. I'm gonna blame it on you! I was distracted and thinking of her... then I'll show the judge, one of your posts. Ya think it'll work? 😶 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You're a good baker? 🤔 hmmm... 😊 Cooking doesn't require precision... so I never ventured outside my comfort zone... I love lemon cake 🎂... Can you bake Boston Cheese Cake? 😍 Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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All I need is a recipe. Oh! and a springform pan...I don't have one of those any more. What do you like to bake? Your goto... prime time... never fail items! 👍 😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I can lend you my secrets for Handcuff Hamburger or smuggle in a key in the lobster souffle. How about Kick-poo-Joy- Juice slushie??with vodka?? (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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That's so true... about 'us'... they'll evaluate me, and figure out, I'm as... ahh.. normal or fucked up as anyone.. lol So.... how do I ride a horse, without getting my balls busted? That's the only thing that I care about. 😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I can lend you my secrets for Handcuff Hamburger or smuggle in a key in the lobster souffle. How about Kick-poo-Joy- Juice slushie??with vodka?? I presume... those won't work. Did you say smuggle? Or snuggle? 🤔 One of them won't work.. Maybe at this time.... neither will. That's sad... it was fun.... Remeber me in a song... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ok... so never mind that.... How's about your specialty? What do you like to bake? Your goto... prime time... never fail items! 👍 😊 Second choice would be applesauce cake. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Cookies are my go to item. I like something I don't need a fork to eat. I have cookie recipes that were my great grandmother's. But my best is a basic, chocolate chip cookie. I've been making those for over 50 years. Could probably make them blind folded but I wouldn't want to actually test that theory. Second choice would be applesauce cake. Sure... The homemade ones are to die for. I can only imagine yours... They're obviously great. I'll never taste them... ... and that's a bit sad 😔 Yep... well.. It's what it is right? ... it's what it is... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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26/8/2019 18h35 |
PeggedPaulxx001?
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PeggedPaulxx001? l may be able to talk my way outta that. It's all good. I heard that one can make great friends in there. Ya know anyone who walked away... a better man? It's supposed to rehabilitate you. Right? 😗 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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