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Sexy... Horny... Happy and Lucky - No... NOT The New Dwarfs 🤔  

Paulxx001 67H
8732 messages
30/9/2019 12h16

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Sexy... Horny... Happy and Lucky - No... NOT The New Dwarfs 🤔

I live in a large city, filled with splattered rainbows, of peculiar people. While on the subway, I overhear bits of their chatter. I'll usually stumble into fragments, that compel me... to pause.

This morning, I was in a packed train on the Green Line, heading downtown. I stood above two women, in their twenties. The one with the dark brown hair, was lamenting about her ex-boyfriend and - still current - room mate.

"I hate him. He sneaks his dirty clothes, into my laundry basket. The next thing ya know, I'm pulling four pairs of boxers, outta the washer. Yeah... he's SEXY ... but he's soo fricken lame. I'm almost sorry, I slept with him."

Her blond haired friend, scowled in sympathy ; "And he's soo full of himself. The way he struts around your apartment in his jeans... and stares at me. I'm soo glad, I never slept with him," then she paused, thoughtfully. "Don't you wish we were lesbians... at some point? It would be soo much easier."

They got off at the next stop...

... and these two, senior ladies carefully sat down and took their place. The gray haired woman turned to the one, sitting by the window and spoke.

"I'm going to Roger and Mary's home on Sunday... for dinner. Ya know Roger, had a mild stroke last month. It's his left side, nothing too serious. It's gonna make it really easy, for me to grope him, when I'm HORNY . He always puts up a struggle, if he thinks his wife is looking."

Her window friend, nodded her head up and down and replied ; "Really... Hmmm... "

The gray haired woman, stared at her window friend and shouted ; "Helen... you're deaf. Put on , your damn hearing aide. I was joking ."

The train roared through the tunnel. One of the teenagers behind me, bellowed to his buddy, in that loud way that teens talk.

"Mike... you remind me of Robert Downy Junior, when he was on drugs... and a lot of fun. Why the fuck, are you always smiling?"

Mike replied ; "If you smile all the time, you can trick your brain into thinking - that you're happy ! "

"Makes sense... smart kid," I thought. The one not named Mike, continued talking.

"Ya know... I read that in prison, if they don't like you, they'll duct tape a snorkel to your mouth and then someone, will piss into it. True ! "

Mike, the happy philosopher, replied ;"Well... why wouldn't they like me? Everyone does!"

The train had stopped at the next station. I was nudged in the elbow, by Mike, as he pointed to an empty seat; "Go ahead sir."

"Oh for fucks sake, I'm not that old," I wanted to say. Instead I replied ; "Thanks. I'm good."

He smiled at me and squeezed in, next to his buddy. He did look HAPPY . As I turned my back to him, I practised my smile. A man in front of me, smiled back and waved. My smile... needs more work. The train sped up.

You know... occasionally, the conversations I overhear on the subway, are much more entertaining, than the shit I read on the internet.

Today... I got LUCKY and practised my smile.

.......................................
Do you ever feel lucky and play the lotto ; or is your Retirement Plan, a more thoughtful one? 🤔
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Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
30/9/2019 12h16

Ya know... one time (back in the day), I won three and a half thousand bucks ($3,500). It gave me false hope.
I've rarely won anything since then. I should really stick to playing the same numbers, but I keep changing them up. 🙄


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
30/9/2019 12h16

Yep... My retirement plan is right on schedule... if I can just win the Lottery. 🤔


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 messages
30/9/2019 12h37

You definitely hear some interesting conversations, the old ladies one you shared made me chuckle. Thanks for sharing with all of us, and I hope your day is a great start to your week..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


loveitrough113 40H

30/9/2019 13h16

Didn't even read it, only here fr the points


HermanG67 56H
8464 messages
30/9/2019 13h38

Smiles are great things.... keep that shit going!!!


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 messages
30/9/2019 14h26

"If you smile all the time, you can trick your brain into thinking - you're happy ! " So, Paul, the out-of-practice smiler tried this and wasn't crazy about his first attempt? That's because it has to be a REAL smile. I shall share my smile philosophy … it may help next time you try.

Smile - it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 messages
30/9/2019 15h11

I frequently ride public transit and have seen and heard things I wished I hadn’t. People with their headphones, often have their noses buried in their newspapers, tablets and phones and are obvious to what’s going on around them, including delays, rerouting and out-of-service announcements.
Being ‘downsized’ from my career job has altered my retirement plan. I am still in the lottery group at work...there’s always the fear they will hit it big the minute I stop playing.


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
30/9/2019 15h54

    Citer Tmptrzz:
    You definitely hear some interesting conversations, the old ladies one you shared made me chuckle. Thanks for sharing with all of us, and I hope your day is a great start to your week..
Or maybe I'm just waiting to hear stuff so I stick my ears in places. Ya know what I mean? 🤔
Take care... 😊


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
30/9/2019 15h56

Okie dokie.
Nice cock... 🐓 😊
Don't be a stranger. Come by any time, for those points.
So where ya gonna invest them? 🤔


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
30/9/2019 15h57

    Citer HermanG67:
    Smiles are great things.... keep that shit going!!!
Yep.. Will do. You'd be surprised 🤨 at how people look at you when you smile all the time.
Sorta creepy... I gotta get used to it. Ya know what I mean? 🤔


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
30/9/2019 16h03

Points are good. I've still got all of mine on my license. 😊 Which is really surprising! 👍 I better not have jinxed THAT! damn!
I could probably write 📝 a daily blog, about other people's convos but...
Well... ya can always pick up a of random thoughts by riding with the window open. 😶
Or.... not.... There's always a phone 📱... 😊


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
30/9/2019 16h07

    Citer superbjversion2:
    "If you smile all the time, you can trick your brain into thinking - you're happy ! " So, Paul, the out-of-practice smiler tried this and wasn't crazy about his first attempt? That's because it has to be a REAL smile. I shall share my smile philosophy … it may help next time you try.

    Smile - it makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Actually... I smile, all the time... But it's a sly smile... and in THIS city... I gotta watch where I flash 📸 it. People get the wrong impression. Ya know what I mean?
But I am practicing a more sincere smile.. in front of the mirror.
Ever try it?
The mirror thingy I mean...? 🤔


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
30/9/2019 16h11

    Citer sexyldy1000:
    I frequently ride public transit and have seen and heard things I wished I hadn’t. People with their headphones, often have their noses buried in their newspapers, tablets and phones and are obvious to what’s going on around them, including delays, rerouting and out-of-service announcements.
    Being ‘downsized’ from my career job has altered my retirement plan. I am still in the lottery group at work...there’s always the fear they will hit it big the minute I stop playing.
Hmmm... people are grumpier on buses.. I find. Subways (here) are jolier times.
Oooo... yeah that LOTO nightmare... where they win and that's the week, THAT guy didn't play the numbers.
Looks like you're stuck..
Or.. find a rich guy... or one with a big,...
Ugh.. never mind... 😊


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 messages
30/9/2019 16h13

I tend to smile often, especially at little kids, lol. They usually smile back. And, I'll play peek a boo or wave. I'm pretty sure they think I'm weird.

It is interesting the conversations that you can overhear sometimes...I've always wanted to make up some outrageous bullshit when someone is obviously trying to listen in on a conversation, lol.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
30/9/2019 16h21

Hmmm.. No... I meant like calling or texting a friend... But then again.. you're not into small talk. I understand.
Yep... I hear you. Big city life.. a lot of people who have a voice. Some are interesting.
Yep... I don't know, why they would share THAT? 🤔
Hey... I m sure you might have enough with the voices in your head, without listening in on someone else's space. 👍
I find it reassuring to hear, that I'm not the only person who's whacked... Every one has a story to share. You... for instance. I'd love to hear what you'd be saying... on the subway seat in front of me.
Or would you clam 🗣 up? 🤔


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
30/9/2019 16h25

    Citer SeaGirlFL:
    I tend to smile often, especially at little kids, lol. They usually smile back. And, I'll play peek a boo or wave. I'm pretty sure they think I'm weird.

    It is interesting the conversations that you can overhear sometimes...I've always wanted to make up some outrageous bullshit when someone is obviously trying to listen in on a conversation, lol.
True! I smile at kids as well. Reminds me of when I had my own and they were small enough to enjoy that game!
That's funny. I think as a kids... (irresponsibly bored (, we'd do THAT!
Hmmm... What would YOU have said? 🤔


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
30/9/2019 16h31

Well.. sorry, but I'm just reading what you've posted on your blog.
Voices in your head? Your blog posts give me an idea.
You talk to strangers? 🤔 OMG... No. Don't do that. Ya never know who you'll run into.
Might be someone like me.... Then whatcha gonna do? lol 😂 😮
What do those voices tell you?


mc_justmc 63H

30/9/2019 18h09

My retirement plan? To drop dead in my tracks without warning.


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
30/9/2019 18h27

FrankeeZee and me.. are like this 🤞
We're coming together...
But ya know... baggage is easily released...

Ya let your fingers loosen.. then you let things fall outta your hands.. then. you don't look back.
Takes a bit of self control
It's not everyone's cup of tea. You're more likely to see it in movies. Ever see THOSE?
Dream like... aren't they. Ya think they're based on reality? 🤔


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
30/9/2019 18h34

The illusion of something associated.. with a number. And then there's Monday.. and the thrill of wondering? 🤔
Hey. good luck! Any numbers ya wanna share? 👍 lol 😂


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
30/9/2019 18h38

    Citer mc_justmc:
    My retirement plan? To drop dead in my tracks without warning.
I won't disagree.
I've gotta get a will that pays for the funeral.. where the Stones and The Band.. come back for a reunion.
Can you imagine? lol
Yep.. or at least an all you can eat buffet spread.
I hear you.... Hit 95 on the dial last week. The road was empty.
Ever done that?


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 messages
30/9/2019 18h46

    Citer Paulxx001:
    Hmmm... people are grumpier on buses.. I find. Subways (here) are jolier times.
    Oooo... yeah that LOTO nightmare... where they win and that's the week, THAT guy didn't play the numbers.
    Looks like you're stuck..
    Or.. find a rich guy... or one with a big,...
    Ugh.. never mind... 😊
No, people are equally grumpy and sometimes entertaining on both.
I should look for someone with a big.......wallet?


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 messages
30/9/2019 19h14

    Citer Paulxx001:
    True! I smile at kids as well. Reminds me of when I had my own and they were small enough to enjoy that game!
    That's funny. I think as a kids... (irresponsibly bored (, we'd do THAT!
    Hmmm... What would YOU have said? 🤔
Ha. No idea, lol. I would have made something up as I went along...the trick is having the right conversation partner who would go along with it, lol. I do have a pretty active imagination...

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
30/9/2019 19h18

    Citer SeaGirlFL:
    Ha. No idea, lol. I would have made something up as I went along...the trick is having the right conversation partner who would go along with it, lol. I do have a pretty active imagination...
True.. Ya need that partner in crime... lol 😂


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
30/9/2019 19h19

    Citer sexyldy1000:
    No, people are equally grumpy and sometimes entertaining on both.
    I should look for someone with a big.......wallet?
hmmm.. or A friendly smile ☺


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