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I Have Insider Information... About Who Runs This Web Site... You Will Be Shocked... 😮
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I Have Insider Information... About Who Runs This Web Site... You Will Be Shocked... 😮 I have the inside scoop on why things HERE - run the way they do. A video call to the Bobs - CIO and CEO of 'A F F' - and voilà ; ALL... was revealed to me. Last Friday, I cam called 'The Bobs' private number - via ZOOM. They've been quarantined at 'A F F' headquarters - together now - for the last seven weeks and were VERY happy to hear my voice. We talked about the virus and their families and mine... and then, they both started dipping into the scotch. I was plowing forward with my vodka, pineapple slushies. Things were rolling along comfortably and we all had a warm buzz on when we got down to some serous business ; I asked the HARD question. "Bob... What the fuck is wrong with the 'A F F' website?" One of the Bobs (I still can't tell who's who), stumbled forward and blurted his answer to me. Actually - it was more of a confession. "Paul... We experimented with new technology but we fucked up. We've been using trained monkeys to manage all our IT infrastructure."  "Paul... Blame the fucking monkeys. Those assholes write the HTML script, update all the bugs and manage everything related to how this place performs on the web," Bob continued.  Turns out it has nothing to do with lack of investment in new technology or aging servers with poor web design and ancient computer code... It is solely due to - poorly trained monkeys. One of the Bobs, admitted that they were attempting to get their money back. But the Chinese, weren't answering their phones. So... we're all stuck with this mess for an indefinite period of time. I was about to ask why, they decided to cancel the popular - "Ice Breaker Program". Unfortunately, one of the Bobs had to run to the bathroom to throw up and the other, had fallen off his chair and was having difficulty standing up. I left it at that, with a promise from him ; they would keep trying their best. We toasted to freedom and social distancing and I ended the cam call with renewed respect for our leaders - over at HQ. At least, they are trying their best. Is there anything more one can expect? ........................................  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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You can THANK me for this information... OR send me points. I'd be happy with either. 😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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The Bobs and I have scheduled a meeting AFTER the crisis with this virus dies down. The Bobs want to invite me over to California for the unveiling of the - brand new - blogger's lounge. I can hardly wait.🍷🍷😎 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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i knew it...all along...they are there...the monkeys....now, i heard they are not completely giving up on the monkeys idea...they are just switching to HIGHLY trained monkeys from these poorly trained ones...we shall see how this works out in the future, they say...
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2/5/2020 10h18 |
I'd hafta blame the Scotch before I blamed the monkeys. That shit is basically paint remover. Hey, maybe the problem is the monkeys are drinking the Scotch!!
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The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare. So maybe all of the glitches will be fixed if we just wait long enough...   
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Gee, and I always thought it was hamsters. The least they could have done was use gecko's they do have a clue. [image]
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btw, that picture was taken by me on my deck, I think they're mocking me.
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don't let the monkeys fling the shit at you...wait...too late...
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Obviously then, as the well trained monkeys leave for better paying jobs not enough time and effort is being put into training the replacements. They need better inservice seminars. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Paul, I had figured out that it must be some training issue as the hardware and software issues are easily solved with all the money they get from all the clientele. The increased pricing and reduced services have left them with all the money necessary to have a fine system so, the only other reason ; as you have reported is the lack of proper training of the new IT personnel. At least they had an answer to you, all I can get is , clear your cache and reboot.. Good one for these bad days in out time!!! Have a good day, be safe Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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I'd be happy to send you points to thank you for this information, but you'll have to mouse over my profile so I can access the feature.  Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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You didn't know the monkeys were running this place, sheesh there are only a few of us that knew that apparently. Only those in the KNOW are able to have this information as its very Secretive..lmfao.. Thanks for sharing this information, it's too bad the you didn't find out why the ICEBREAKER has been taken away as I am seeing many LADIES leaving here very soon..  I hope you enjoy the rest of your day.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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i knew it...all along...they are there...the monkeys....now, i heard they are not completely giving up on the monkeys idea...they are just switching to HIGHLY trained monkeys from these poorly trained ones...we shall see how this works out in the future, they say... But... as long as we have a sense of humour, we should be ok. No? 😊🍷🍷 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'd hafta blame the Scotch before I blamed the monkeys. That shit is basically paint remover. Hey, maybe the problem is the monkeys are drinking the Scotch!! But seriously, ya think scotch is THAT bad? Damn... I've had some pretty good scotch in my life and some of it would twist your head... in a smooth way... What's your preferred? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare. So maybe all of the glitches will be fixed if we just wait long enough... I don't think they'd be able to write more than a hundred billion words and none of them would come close to Shakespeare. Whoever came up with that story was a mathematician. Dontcha think? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Good point. Who knows? I hope not. Or perhaps... he'd, be able to make things happen. or not... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Gee, and I always thought it was hamsters. The least they could have done was use gecko's they do have a clue. [image] I met them in the Dominica Republic. They scared the stuff outta me - the FIRST time. He's cute - from here. 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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btw, that picture was taken by me on my deck, I think they're mocking me. Do you have names for them? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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don't let the monkeys fling the shit at you...wait...too late... My daughter went to Thailand 🇹🇭 last year and she shared monkey 🙊 stories. lol 😂 You know what I mean? 😮 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I would have passed on this suggestion to the Bobs, but I'm thinking, by the time they get it - it'll be be too late. 🤔❗👍🍷🍷 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Shades of Dilbert's pointy headed boss ?*
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This made be laugh out loud! And with everything going on here and elsewhere, I immediately thought of this image: [image]
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Well, I've always had trouble with anything that required conceptualizing infinity...
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Monkeys... huh? Geez... what will they think of next? 🙉🙈🙊 You know their seems to be a lot of 🐀🐀🐀 running around her lately... just saying! But the Bobs? I don't know... lol 😂 I'm glad you can see my silly emojis. 😎👍❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Obviously then, as the well trained monkeys leave for better paying jobs not enough time and effort is being put into training the replacements. They need better inservice seminars. Great diagnosis! And that... is PROBABLY, what keeps things the way they are. True... The experienced ones - disappear. Were you ever in HR? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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