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What Could Be More Important Than Sex…I Found It…🤔  

Paulxx001 67H
8732 messages
8/6/2020 11h44

Dernière Consultation:
9/8/2020 17h01

What Could Be More Important Than Sex…I Found It…🤔

Many of us on this site have realized that SEX is something seriously underappreciated if it’s missing from our lives. Well, I accidentally found something ELSE that’s even MORE important; something I always took for granted.

‘LEFT’.  Yep, that’s what I said - ‘left’; specifically the ability to turn ones head to the left.  I don’t know how, but I’ve lost the skill to turn my head. Did I sleep wrong? Did I pull a muscle with a sneeze? I have no fricken idea but there it turned up - I can’t turn my head more than an inch or two. That bizarre kink has put a real crimp into my lifestyle. Things I used to take for granted have dissolved into these huge - momentarily painful - life altering decisions. Do I…  or don’t I? 

How do you talk with someone standing to your left? Shaving – damn!  And who knew reaching for toilet paper could be such a pain.

People who see me always notice my tilted head and ask that inevitable question, “Are you alright?” To which I constantly have to respond, “Fine. It’s just a kink in my neck.” Where they inevitably comeback with, “How did you do that?” Or, "Maybe you should get it x-rayed." And then they continue with “have you tried hot compresses, a massager, pain pills, used tea leaves?” Used tea leaves; what the fuck?

Mr. Google tells me that my predicament is temporary but in the meantime, I’m driving in the far left (fast) lane - everywhere I go. It’s the only way I can manage pain free. Ya only gotta concentrate lookin' straight ahead and right- right?

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Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
8/6/2020 11h45

Is there something you’ve recently - busted or broken or sprained and - experienced, that has made you appreciate its loss? And DON’T tell me – your significant other. I mean something besides THOSE two ✌️.


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
8/6/2020 11h48

Might as well spill it out. 😮
Dja have something (personal or not), that's on the fritz? 🤔

I've got a fridge that's buzzing... a bit. lol 😂


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 messages
8/6/2020 13h07

Sorry to hear your neck is hurting, I hope it feels better soon. It's usually my right side that does that. I hope your Monday is great start to your week..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


japaneseass 56F  
50231 messages
8/6/2020 13h28

i tell yah...i don't know...ever since this pandemic started, we are cooped up in the house...which most people would complain they are bored to death...oh me??? i found more stuff i want to finish...and i tell yah...right now??? i just don't have time to finish all the stuff i want to dooooo....i did not know i have this much stuff i wanted to do around the house...now, i can't even read a book...


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 messages
8/6/2020 13h37

Yeah, I've had the same thing happen a few times. Wake up with a stiff neck and it's a hell of a thing to check your blind spot if you want to change lanes to the left.

I approve of the fast lane solution! Especially since I get the sense from past posts that you are not a slow driver


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 messages
8/6/2020 13h41

I'm sorry that your neck hurts but ....... don't you like driving in the fast lane anyway?

I think my big right toe has arthritis or a bunion or something else that's painful. I have to watch what kind of shoes I wear. Dress shoes are the worst.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


mc_justmc 63H

8/6/2020 14h27

Been there, couldn't turn, either. Mine is usually caused sleeping funny on my pillows. My refrigerator won't defrost. It will go into defrost mode but the heating element won't heat up. I've replaced the timer, the sensor, the heating element, I think the only thing left is the control panel.


sexual692012 70H
127 messages
8/6/2020 14h31

Your neck problem is from not having enough sex!!


keithcancook 67H
18358 messages
8/6/2020 15h20

Um, are you alright? Or is it all left? I can't remember, fer fucks sake...

blog on!


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
8/6/2020 16h25

It's true... you ARE. How the heck did you set up your drum kit to the right? 😮
You lefty drummers had an advantage with THAT method!
I'll be careful! 👍 😊


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
8/6/2020 16h26

    Citer Tmptrzz:
    Sorry to hear your neck is hurting, I hope it feels better soon. It's usually my right side that does that. I hope your Monday is great start to your week..
The right side, huh? 🤔
Should I ask how it happens?
It'll pass... I'm told. 👍


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
8/6/2020 16h28

    Citer japaneseass:
    i tell yah...i don't know...ever since this pandemic started, we are cooped up in the house...which most people would complain they are bored to death...oh me??? i found more stuff i want to finish...and i tell yah...right now??? i just don't have time to finish all the stuff i want to dooooo....i did not know i have this much stuff i wanted to do around the house...now, i can't even read a book...
lol 😂... oh my gosh...
Well, ya gotta shorten your list. What the heck ya got cooking there? 🤔 🔥 💦 😮


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
8/6/2020 16h31

    Citer smartasswoman:
    Yeah, I've had the same thing happen a few times. Wake up with a stiff neck and it's a hell of a thing to check your blind spot if you want to change lanes to the left.

    I approve of the fast lane solution! Especially since I get the sense from past posts that you are not a slow driver
Yep... checking the left lane freaked me out, for sure!
I'm not THAT fast. To me it seems like a safe solution to an issue.
The problem comes up when I have to shift over - two lanes. I'm literally shifted sideways, in order to succeed with THAT move.
I think I should be ok 👌. How long does this fricken thing last? It's been a day now!


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
8/6/2020 16h34

    Citer superbjversion2:
    I'm sorry that your neck hurts but ....... don't you like driving in the fast lane anyway?

    I think my big right toe has arthritis or a bunion or something else that's painful. I have to watch what kind of shoes I wear. Dress shoes are the worst.
Do I really give off that 'fast driver' vibe? 🤔
Hmmm... Well, I am a trained professional. 😊
So about that toe... Whatcha gonna do about it?
That means you have pain with every step. Hmmm... THAT, might be worse than my neck - or not? 😶❗


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
8/6/2020 16h35

    Citer mc_justmc:
    Been there, couldn't turn, either. Mine is usually caused sleeping funny on my pillows. My refrigerator won't defrost. It will go into defrost mode but the heating element won't heat up. I've replaced the timer, the sensor, the heating element, I think the only thing left is the control panel.
I'm going to try and correct things with more pillows. We'll see if THAT works.
About your fridge... ya thought of that extreme solution? Burial? 🤔


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
8/6/2020 16h37

    Citer sexual692012:
    Your neck problem is from not having enough sex!!
Now THERE, might be a valid cause of my issues! 👍
Yep... I'm gonna try and fix this thing with a sympathy f**k from someone... I guess.😐
Drop by any time!


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
8/6/2020 16h40

    Citer keithcancook:
    Um, are you alright? Or is it all left? I can't remember, fer fucks sake...

    blog on!
I seem to flip about like a set of wipers. Today... it's mostly to the right.
Making a left turn is a series of 'rights' till I get left of where I want to be.👍


scoupe42 60H

8/6/2020 17h02

we need our neck and to be able to turn our head, just in cast your lady husband walk in on you! Just kidding good blog!


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
8/6/2020 18h48

    Citer scoupe42:
    we need our neck and to be able to turn our head, just in cast your lady husband walk in on you! Just kidding good blog!
lol...Good Safety tip !!! Yep - THAT'S for sure !


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 messages
9/6/2020 11h27

When a part of our body doesn't work the way it's supposed to, it can be frustrating and painful. It also makes us appreciate how much we take it for granted. The worst for me was Polyneuropathy.....a tingling and numbness from my fingertips to my elbows and the tips of my toes to my knees. It affected every aspect of my life and it was unknown what level of improvement would occur. Through perseverance and determination, it improved 90%. Look after yourself, it's the only body you have.


secret_lade 49F
9227 messages
9/6/2020 15h54

I have no cure... This happens to me all the time from falling asleep on too many pillows. I'm usually laying in bed watching tv.... Before I know it, I'm asleep.


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
10/6/2020 12h01

    Citer mamacita38dd:
    Ok story time... Pablo I remember a few years back we had a blog queen and some of the men had their heads stuck up her ass... when their heads finally popped out they couldn't turn their necks either way so I guess the moral of the story is it's ok to kiss ass, just make sure not to... I mean seriously not stick your head that far in. You know what I mean?
Good safety tip for sure !
Who wants to be stuck all the way up THERE? lol ugh...


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
10/6/2020 12h04

Well it's Wednesday early morning and I think I'm practically cured. I'm testing my neck as I write this and... yep - almost there. lol
True... about only recognizing how important something is - until you loose it.
I imagine you can say that about all things in life - can't you ?


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
10/6/2020 12h07

    Citer sexyldy1000:
    When a part of our body doesn't work the way it's supposed to, it can be frustrating and painful. It also makes us appreciate how much we take it for granted. The worst for me was Polyneuropathy.....a tingling and numbness from my fingertips to my elbows and the tips of my toes to my knees. It affected every aspect of my life and it was unknown what level of improvement would occur. Through perseverance and determination, it improved 90%. Look after yourself, it's the only body you have.
Ooo... THAT, doesn't sound good at all ! Although, I have that SAME type of tingling - if you know what I mean?
True about not realizing how much - the simplest of -body functions matter until we loose them from our repertoire, right?
I think I am almost cured, as I test my neck as I write this. Be safe !


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
10/6/2020 12h10

    Citer secret_lade:
    I have no cure... This happens to me all the time from falling asleep on too many pillows. I'm usually laying in bed watching tv.... Before I know it, I'm asleep.
It doesn't happen to me often so when it does I'm NOT prepared for it. I won't even mention back spasms... EEEeee...!
So whatcha watching while you fall asleep ? I usually fight it and ...c r a w l into bed before that happens. lol...


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