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Would You Put THAT In Your Mouth... On A DARE... 😦❗  

Paulxx001 67H
8732 messages
20/4/2021 11h37

Dernière Consultation:
6/3/2022 12h19

Would You Put THAT In Your Mouth... On A DARE... 😦❗

Who says hospital food sucks? My niece is a nurse at one of the mega hospitals in this city, and it's got a fantastic world-class food court. It's nestled beneath a fifty-foot high, glass atrium along a wide hallway of vine-covered red brick walls in an inviting space that murmurs — 'Why dontcha sit a spell.' I was early, and you know me and my restless feet — so I walked around.

I trudged along through a maze of pastel green halls and offered an encouraging smile and a thumbs up to those who looked like they needed one. Eventually, I'd drifted into the emergency waiting room, and that's when I saw her — sitting in a wheelchair.

She was a young girl with a chrome hood ornament stuck in her mouth. [* NO, I don't know what type of car it came from; I should have asked. *] I wondered what might provoke someone to shove something like THAT down one's throat, and then it dawned on me — it must have been a dare.

Which reminded me of one I'd lived through many years ago.

I was ten years old, lying naked on a table in the basement of my neighbour's house, Rosanne. She and her assistant, Giovanna, were both eleven and had volunteered to give me a free medical exam; I obliged. When they got down to that sensitive rigid twig between my legs, I thought of something my best friend Bobby had told me. His older brother had told Bobby — so it HAD to be true.

I shared Bobby's comment with my physicians.

"Ya know, if you lick it, it tastes just like a cherry lollipop."

Rosanne and Giovanna both stopped and stared at me. "No, it doesn't," they exclaimed.

"Yes, it does. Bobby's brother told him so, and he told me," I replied, quite sure of myself. Rosanne confronted her assistant, Giovanna.

"I dare you to."

Ya don't wanna mess with a spunky Italian girl who's got three brothers and doesn't take shit from anyone. With a confident glare, she leaned down between my thighs, licked and then waited a few seconds; as if to test the theory.

Rosanne spoke again. "Ya gotta lick it more than once — like a lollipop," she insisted with authority.

Giovanna nodded and dove in with gusto. Now, if it wasn't for the fact that we all heard the front door opening and Rosanne's mom calling us into the kitchen for popsicles, I might have had a 'happy ending'. As it was, I'd felt the most incredible sensations ever — in my time on the planet!

"It doesn't taste like cherry," whispered Giovanna to Rosanne as we all scampered up those stairs for our treats.

They wheeled 'hood ornament girl' into a private room as I looked at my watch. I'd be late, so I quickly headed back to the food court, where my niece greeted me. Our meals were 'ta die for,' and we both grinned ear to ear as we were draped with the international aromas of haute cuisine.

I sat there smiling, savouring my 'casu marzu' (maggot cheese) and grilled octopus while thinking about HOW they ever extracted that hood ornament from that girl's mouth.

Geez, the strange things people will shove up and into holes and cavities of their bodies, huh?

............................

I believe that's a bottle of Miller stuck up there, or am I wrong?



Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
20/4/2021 11h40

That 'maggot cheese' dish (a Sardinian delicacy) is very safe to eat, as long as those maggots are STILL alive.😮

I'm pretty open minded when it comes to trying different foods — as long as it tastes good.


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
20/4/2021 11h41

Are you an adventurous diner or do you prefer traditional, meat and potato, type foods? 🤔

Chocolate crickets anyone? 🦗 ❗


hornyrabbit2021 33H

20/4/2021 11h58

wow.


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 messages
20/4/2021 12h23

I can only imagine Giovanna's reaction if she had gotten to the center of your Tootsie Pop!

I am daring in some areas and not so much in others ... food is one of those not so daring things.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


1seeking1 58F
3767 messages
20/4/2021 12h53

Food , somewhat adventurous, no thanks to the maggot cheese, thought was only served in Italy?


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
20/4/2021 13h17

That's what I thought. ❗❗


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
20/4/2021 13h20

Octopus 🐙 is GREAT! I think it's about texture as much as it is about flavor. So... chocolate, huh? lol 😂 True!
My daughter went to Thailand last year and described all the tiny beasts she tried.
Ever have chocolate covered crickets? 🤔


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
20/4/2021 13h22

    Citer superbjversion2:
    I can only imagine Giovanna's reaction if she had gotten to the center of your Tootsie Pop!

    I am daring in some areas and not so much in others ... food is one of those not so daring things.
Omg... Giovanna might have been surprised. lol 😂 😮
I'll betcha with a dollop of the right sauce, any food is palatable, no? 🤔 ❗ ❗ 😎 🍷 🍷


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
20/4/2021 13h24

    Citer 1seeking1:
    Food , somewhat adventurous, no thanks to the maggot cheese, thought was only served in Italy?
I'll betcha if I didn't tell you the ingredients ya wouldn't mind. lol 😂
True... THAT dish originates in Sardinia. How did you know? 🤔 I'm a huge fan of any Mediterranean dish... you? ❗❗😎🍷🍷


Negro_4_Latina 56H

20/4/2021 14h42

Hummmmm


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
20/4/2021 15h04

My thoughts, EXACTLY! 👍


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
20/4/2021 15h10

I'll put the brakes on eating RAW grubs like that guy on the 'nature survivor tough guy' show. Ugh... I once watched him elk testicles, and grubs the size of my thumb. On the out-takes of the show — he threw up both times. The camera crew was laughing hysterically in the background.

I gotta find me some crickets! Damn closures here, otherwise I would patrol the streets. lol 😂
I imagine snails in garlic butter is a no-brainer for you? 🤔


flannel_light 61F
4586 messages
20/4/2021 15h13

I will stick to what I like in food but when I was on drugs, I took a dare to get a tattoo and had it removed after I got cleaned.Thant food of yours No Thank You.

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


GhostofH 65H
22788 messages
20/4/2021 15h14

'Thermometers' man.... that's what life's all about....


elderberry50 73H

20/4/2021 15h40

Why eat octopus, where you live you go to the street and eat at the taco truck


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
20/4/2021 16h16

    Citer flannel_light:
    I will stick to what I like in food but when I was on drugs, I took a dare to get a tattoo and had it removed after I got cleaned.Thant food of yours No Thank You.
I think it's who you're paired with and how gentle they are with those menu suggestions. I understand where you're coming from. I'd cover it up in a rich, sweet and sour glaze... but... and yet... isn't that what food is all about? 🤔
Close your eyes and swallow.
lol 😂
You know what I mean. ❗❗🍷🍷😎


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
20/4/2021 16h16

    Citer GhostofH:
    'Thermometers' man.... that's what life's all about....
lol 😂
True...
Cheers 🍷 🍷 😎


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
20/4/2021 16h19

    Citer elderberry50:
    Why eat octopus, where you live you go to the street and eat at the taco truck
Good point! Ya gotta try it at least once. 😶
And at the end of the day, doesn't most stuff taste like chicken? 🤔
Thanks for stopping by. Pop in any time. ❗


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 messages
20/4/2021 21h48

People will put any and everything in a body orifice. I'm not sure I understand the fascination.


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
20/4/2021 22h48

    Citer PonyGirl1965:
    People will put any and everything in a body orifice. I'm not sure I understand the fascination.
Well, there's some proof there in that x-ray. lol 😂 😮 Omg! 😎❗❗


mc_justmc 63H

21/4/2021 19h28

Both of my hospital vacations had real good food. Low sodium dishes that were very filling and I lost weight every morning weigh in. I've heard of that hood ornament girl, always sucking the chrome off of car parts.


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
21/4/2021 20h32

    Citer mc_justmc:
    Both of my hospital vacations had real good food. Low sodium dishes that were very filling and I lost weight every morning weigh in. I've heard of that hood ornament girl, always sucking the chrome off of car parts.
True, about hospital food having improved. That food court I was in surprised me.
So ya know that hood ornament do ya?
Imagine getting THAT stuck in your throat? lol 😂 😮


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