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How To Write A Fucking Profile... So That People Fucking Read It...😎❗  

Paulxx001 67H
8732 messages
22/4/2021 11h31

Dernière Consultation:
6/8/2021 16h17

How To Write A Fucking Profile... So That People Fucking Read It...😎❗

The Sad Lament

If you peruse the pages of this imploding website, you'll inevitably stumble over some poor soul's blog as they lament their inability to make themselves understood. Poorly written profiles combined with an inattentive audience result in a crybaby approach to finding a solution. Wouldn't it be more productive to learn how to write a proper profile for your target audience?

I'm here to help you before this site fades into oblivion.


The Typical Complaints

How many times have you come across some sensitive male blogger whine;

- They won't stop sending me pussy pics.
- I just want to blog.
- I'm not here to meet.
- I want a meaningful friendship before we fuck.


And yet, women harass men on this site incessantly and without remorse. The reason — men have mishandled their profiles. Let me explain.


How Much Can A Standard Member View

More and more women no longer carry that golden crown, they've become Standard members, and as such — they can only view a portion of a profile. How much?

Approximately 25 words, or 122 characters. THAT'S how much space you have to make clear EXACTLY what you're looking for. There is no room for pleasantries or salutations, or adjectives, let alone adverbs. Here are prime examples of how you should express yourself.

- "Please fuck off."
- "I don't wanna fuck."
- "I just wanna blog."
- "I'm here to look at pics."
- "Even if I wanna fuck I've forgotten how."
- "I'm only here for the free coffee."
- " Leave me the fuck alone. My wife just left me and I'm depressed."


The Average Attention Span

Experts have determined that people on a web page read only 20% to 28% of what's written before they get bored. So even if a woman is a Gold member, she'll be inattentive and lose interest in a hurry. Don't waste your time describing your interests or your wish list - they'll never get low enough into your profile to read it.


Women Can't Read

That's shocking yet true. Don't use fancy three-syllable words and keep your writing level to no higher than a Grade Four proficiency. Although women claim to be able to read — it's a fallacy.

Optimize Your Profile Pics

If you don't want to get harassed by women, stop flashing your dicks. The best pics you can post are;

- elbows, knees, arms, feet (wearing dirty socks), white teeth (are pushing the limit), definitely NO tongues!


A Perfect Example

Here is an example of a well-structured, exquisitely composed and brief profile.
..............


나는 섹스하고 싶지 않습니다. 채팅하고 싶어요. 나는 처녀입니다. 나는 친구로 남고 싶다.

............


As you can see, this person has followed all my rules and has crafted the perfect profile.


Conclusion

Don't complain about being harassed by women on this site. Take these tips I've provided, hone your communication skills and affect a positive step to ensure YOUR profile reaches your target audience.

Make it happen, and good luck!
...........................

This man successfully found a partner to spank.


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
22/4/2021 11h33

I've given up trying to reply to all the emails I get; I ignore them. *UGH*...

If only they'd stop sending me — [*to my Private Blog Mail Box*] — all those uninvited vagina pics. 😊

Oh well... I'll plod on. 😐


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
22/4/2021 11h37

Do you adjust, and modify and sculpt and change your 'PROFILE', or do you just let it ride?

Or, do you even THINK, it's THAT important? 🤔


elderberry50 73H

22/4/2021 12h16

The ones that count have answered mine,


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 messages
22/4/2021 12h20

Bravo, sir!

Among the humor you have buried an excellent point, which is that standard members can only see the first few words. I'm off to make sure that "Please fuck off" is somewhere among the first few words of my profile!


Paulxx001 replies on 22/4/2021 13h45:
25 words lol 😂
Go for it. 🍷 🍷

scoupe42 60H

22/4/2021 13h09

You speak the gospel my friend. You have some great point of views on things. I know if you put out a blog, it must be something you want to say for you don't have to put a blog out on a daily basics. Good blog!


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
22/4/2021 13h25

Go for it! If you have a handle on it.... don't let it go.
Pop in any time, I'd like to hear how things are going.
Make us jealous! 👍 lol 😂
Cheers 🍷 🍷 😎


flannel_light 61F
4586 messages
22/4/2021 13h29

Right now I just want to duck your brains out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Seriously I have changed my profile. I still get the cock pictures and they get deleted.

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
22/4/2021 13h30

    Citer smartasswoman:
    Bravo, sir!

    Among the humor you have buried an excellent point, which is that standard members can only see the first few words. I'm off to make sure that "Please fuck off" is somewhere among the first few words of my profile!
Well... I guess I'll pop in to measure the difference.
But seriously... does it really matter, when people can read, between the lines? 🤔
So, whatcha gonna change? 🤔
Lol 😂 Come on back here and let me know. Chicken is on the grill... red? 😎🍷🍷


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
22/4/2021 13h32

There is something to be said about the psychology of pics, words and how they're structured. True...
lol 😂 Glad you could share my smile
🍷🍷😎


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
22/4/2021 13h36

True.. you are. Now how is that working out? Isn't that a huge difference? 🤔
There are limits. I understand.😎


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
22/4/2021 13h41

    Citer scoupe42:
    You speak the gospel my friend. You have some great point of views on things. I know if you put out a blog, it must be something you want to say for you don't have to put a blog out on a daily basics. Good blog!
Life is a swath of colors and blurred thoughts and some of them... are sorta, clear. It's what it is, isn't it it?
Dja ever change your profile stuff? 🤔


scoupe42 60H

22/4/2021 13h45

But was really good, you did it with a little Sarcasm humor!


donsv1962 61H

22/4/2021 14h13

well said.

I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.


lust4life59 65F  
2552 messages
22/4/2021 14h45

Translation from Korean:

Title: I'm going crazy because I want to do it so much...

lol, I just ignore inappropriate emails and comments, and if I have to tell someone how to write their profile to appeal to me, they probably don't appeal to me the first place.


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 messages
22/4/2021 15h01

You have to realize that for someone as wordy as I am, twenty-five words IS "a few words".

My previous first twenty-five words:
I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. I might be open to meeting people who fall within a fairly small (OK, vanishingly small) [set of parameters.]
The part in brackets is over 25 and presumably wasn't visible.

The new beginning:
I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. If you're looking for a hookup or a fuckbuddy during your business trip, kindly fuck off.

I then go on to say, "if you're one of the very few who meet the following, give it a go" and give a list of desirable attributes. But of course, no one will see that. 😂


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
22/4/2021 15h14

    Citer flannel_light:
    Right now I just want to duck your brains out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Seriously I have changed my profile. I still get the cock pictures and they get deleted.
Ya wanna what? 🤔 lol 😂
Such a fine line between — I understand and, WTF r u talking about?
Do you have nice nails? 🤔 Post a provocative pic of them... walking across a table.
Just a thought. ❗ ❗ 😎 🍷 🍷


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
22/4/2021 15h15

Doing someone's work for THEM.
And, hopefully having a laugh. Glad you popped in for the smile. 🍷 🍷 😎


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
22/4/2021 15h19

    Citer lust4life59:
    Translation from Korean:

    Title: I'm going crazy because I want to do it so much...

    lol, I just ignore inappropriate emails and comments, and if I have to tell someone how to write their profile to appeal to me, they probably don't appeal to me the first place.
Language is such a powerful tool. More people should learn how to use it.
So... ya feel like trading verbs? 🤔 🍷🍷😎❗❗


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
22/4/2021 16h57

    Citer smartasswoman:
    You have to realize that for someone as wordy as I am, twenty-five words IS "a few words".

    My previous first twenty-five words:
    I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. I might be open to meeting people who fall within a fairly small (OK, vanishingly small) [set of parameters.]
    The part in brackets is over 25 and presumably wasn't visible.

    The new beginning:
    I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. If you're looking for a hookup or a fuckbuddy during your business trip, kindly fuck off.

    I then go on to say, "if you're one of the very few who meet the following, give it a go" and give a list of desirable attributes. But of course, no one will see that. 😂
Hmmm... 25 is such a small number, then again ; if I was intrigued... I'd buy another vowel.
Yep, That's for sure. lol 😂.
Hey, whatcha gonna do? If there was a formula — everyone would win, and I don't often see multiple Lotto winners, do you?
So... ya don't do business folk.
Well... desirable traits are good to own... I have a few! ❗❗😎


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
22/4/2021 17h00

Three months? Wow...
Now THAT, is worthy of a few blog posts and shared stories! I'll bet you could share a tale or two with THAT lesson.
I'd ask how... but I imagine she was good!
Sorry to hear about that. Thanks for popping in and sharing. ❗❗


hippiechick1967 60F  
13154 messages
22/4/2021 17h39

Nice table turnage, dude.

Elevate me...


flannel_light 61F
4586 messages
22/4/2021 17h55

I meant fuck. My fat fingers hit the wrong key's

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 messages
22/4/2021 18h25

    Citer Paulxx001:
    Hmmm... 25 is such a small number, then again ; if I was intrigued... I'd buy another vowel.
    Yep, That's for sure. lol 😂.
    Hey, whatcha gonna do? If there was a formula — everyone would win, and I don't often see multiple Lotto winners, do you?
    So... ya don't do business folk.
    Well... desirable traits are good to own... I have a few! ❗❗😎
I don't necessarily have an issue with business folk, it's the guys who write saying "I'm in town for the night on business, want to come to my hotel room?" 🙄

I'll admit, I don't get enough of those anymore for it to be truly bothersome.

Here's a profile that might be even more discouraging:
"Fat, tired old lady with disappearing libido, mostly here to stay in touch with blog friends." Only 16 words!


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 messages
22/4/2021 19h57

    Citer smartasswoman:
    You have to realize that for someone as wordy as I am, twenty-five words IS "a few words".

    My previous first twenty-five words:
    I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. I might be open to meeting people who fall within a fairly small (OK, vanishingly small) [set of parameters.]
    The part in brackets is over 25 and presumably wasn't visible.

    The new beginning:
    I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. If you're looking for a hookup or a fuckbuddy during your business trip, kindly fuck off.

    I then go on to say, "if you're one of the very few who meet the following, give it a go" and give a list of desirable attributes. But of course, no one will see that. 😂
Don't forget that that twenty-five characters are limited further by the ever popular (is it the html code or what?) & # 3 9 ; for each apostrophe in your opening. As such, your mouseover only reads through to "...during you" so the ever-important "fuck off" doesn't even get seen.


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 messages
22/4/2021 20h21

    Citer TicklePlease:
    Don't forget that that twenty-five characters are limited further by the ever popular (is it the html code or what?) & # 3 9 ; for each apostrophe in your opening. As such, your mouseover only reads through to "...during you" so the ever-important "fuck off" doesn't even get seen.
Damn, Tickle, yer killing me here!!

What is it, twenty-five characters or twenty-five words? Or something in between?


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