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How Do I Transfer $100?
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How Do I Transfer $100? I think I have a date for tomorrow. I will meet her tonight. She's coming to stay for two nights. Her husband's away and she's ready to mingle. As soon as I figure out how to get $0 to her for gas, she's driving down from Jonesboro AR. That is a bit much for a 2 hour drive. She must drive a motor-home. I found her pic on the internet using a picture search, and said she's a model, so it's to be expected. She's hot. She won't send me a selfie or a vid saying my name because her phone is broken. That makes sense though because she lost her job 2 months ago and probably can't afford a new one. When I told her to me, she said I should her and gave me a different number. Yes, that number came back registered to somewhere in Little Rock, not Jonesboro, but I knew she wants me. I sent her a pic and she said “I love the picture,” so she's real. I told her I would drive to her and now she's mad at me. She said she lives close, Arkansas Jonsboro. Yes, she put them backwards, like someone from another country, and she misspelled Jonesboro, but I misspell when texting. I know she's real. She's a model, too. Can't wait for show off my date who is a model. If only I can figure out how to get $0 to her. Disclaimer: This story is for humorous purposes only. It is a mixture of truth, lies and fantasy. Mostly the later two. |
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Obligatory First One
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Tell her to put in on a charge card and you will pay her her when you can put the money in her hand. If she does not have a charge card she is too poor to fuck...
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Lol, lucky you. Enjoy your date, make sure you strut her around to a few places so all your friends can see your model friend.
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Just send her your credit cards  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Thanks for the laugh. Send her a visa card # with an expiration date of 1982. Tell her it should be good. It has a zero balance.
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This is so funny. I bet several men on here have been HAD in more ways than one. The bitcoin comment is truly appropriate (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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30/8/2018 16h23 |
Do not send blind money my man.
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you cheap ass bastard!!!! only $100???? why not $1000???? after all, she lost her job two month ago, and pretty sure she can use it... and yah...only she would understand your situation...after all, your main profile photo is an internet photo!!!! you must be a model, too??? so how long does it take to drive from Ghana??? 
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Oh Lordy........hahahahahahaha......thanks for the laugh. I needed it!! Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL 
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