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Just a Funny thought I had on Profiles.
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Just a Funny thought I had on Profiles. Obviously when you sign up on a dating site, you try to put your best foot forward. Well, I would assume most of us do. And yeah, there's some who may embellish a bit and some that are just outright fake. But lets not digress into another fake profile post.  You try to post some good pics. And you have to write the dreaded profile.  For me, I just have fun with my profile Try to always be different than the typical. "I'm a great guy." "I'm a really interesting guy" " I like cats." And I certainly stay away from the ever successful,"I'm really horny and want to fuck" I know that's a all time winner, but I'd rather just do it the hard way, I guess.  But what if we were completely honest? The other foot, if you will. LOL I've been thinking about this for a couple of days, reading through peoples profiles. Some I'm sure could be quite funny. These are not directed at anyone in general, just sorta my thoughts on what some would say. If we're being honest. From the married guys. Hi, yes I'm married. I'd like to tell you a sob story, but to be honest, I just have that itch. I'm bored and need to fuck someone other than my wife. If she catches me, I'm gonna lose everything in the divorce. So when I'm asking for discretion, I really mean don't let my wife know . From the Poor Guy who believed the ads. Ok..so I was an idiot and believed the hype. What can I say. I was horny, had a few beers and damn if I didn't buy a annual Gold membership. I really , really need one of you woman to step up and have sex with me, so I don't look like a complete fool. From the Still Undecided I know I posted some pics, and I wrote this wonderful profile to get you all interested. I'll even chat with you on IM, or on messages. But just prepare yourself. I'm going to talk a lot about how hot your pics are. I'm going to tell you that yeah, I think I would like to meet up with you. But then, after we set up a meet, I'm going to just ghost you. I mean flat out, disappear off the chats, full blown Casper the Ghost you. Thanks. From the Friends Collector I have no interest in meeting you, but please accept my friends request. I don't care what you look like, don't care if you're even remotely nice, hell I don't even care if you're a bot. Just please accept my request. I'm trying for the record. From the Scammer Ok, Ok. I'm not some distraught hot bikini model, stuck in a foreign country. But I do have a quota I have to meet, and to be honest, people are catching on and I'm way behind. I'm gonna get fired if I don't find a victim, er... a kind soul to help me out. Please, also act like you really believe me, I need the confidence boost. Like I said, I'm in a slump. I'm sure I missed some obvious ones, but these are the ones that came to mind. LOL Feel free to fill in any I missed. I'm sure there are things we could all put in our profiles if we were being completely honest. But hell, no one wants to put their worst foot forward. Do they? " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx |
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If I was being honest, I'd have put, I can be a little stubborn on some things. Just letting you know.  " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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I just want a nice casual fwb, until......after a few times I will get all clingy wanting to know your every move and just when I will see you again. And btw, who the hell are all those skanks on your friends list? I am really sweet. 
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OK, being honest, I can be a pain in the ass sometimes. Hummm . . . so for this site I guess I have to clarify something "pain in the ass" not in the sexual way. I love cats and dogs. Awww crap, now I probably gotta clarify that.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I just want a nice casual fwb, until......after a few times I will get all clingy wanting to know your every move and just when I will see you again. And btw, who the hell are all those skanks on your friends list? I am really sweet. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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16/10/2018 13h55 |
Oh, so, TRUE!
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Nicely stated (your words?)........regardless......effort meits a star (whatever the hell that means)..stated age 96 with the body of a 24 year old.......yikes. Sham and I would say if I was gay we might have had something to discuss. As I am not gay, and you are not 96, shall we discuss the stock photo you present and why you think anyone that would meet you in person would not feel cheated. #metoo sorry dude,so sad, too bad. There are forces at work much larger than you, some for sport, some for power........some because there is nothing better to do. Roll the dice my friend 0 All opinions and statistics are derived from a poll of 1 (me). The rate of error is plus/minus 100%.
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OK, being honest, I can be a pain in the ass sometimes. Hummm . . . so for this site I guess I have to clarify something "pain in the ass" not in the sexual way. I love cats and dogs. Awww crap, now I probably gotta clarify that. They let you edit your profile..so you can maybe reword the dogs and cats thing. We'll all act like we never saw it. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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Oh, so, TRUE! I get amused easily. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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Nicely stated (your words?)........regardless......effort meits a star (whatever the hell that means)..stated age 96 with the body of a 24 year old.......yikes. Sham and I would say if I was gay we might have had something to discuss. As I am not gay, and you are not 96, shall we discuss the stock photo you present and why you think anyone that would meet you in person would not feel cheated. #metoo sorry dude,so sad, too bad. There are forces at work much larger than you, some for sport, some for power........some because there is nothing better to do. Roll the dice my friend 0 The award for the most convoluted response goes to..... And thanks for the compliment. I'm no where near 24. LOL " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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LOL..yeah there is no telling what you're gonna find once you go profile surfing. BTW...here's your gif posted for you. [image] " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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Lol...you are such a sham. Those aren’t your pics? I am crushed. Someone please pass the bong.
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Happy Tuesday all so very true and this even made me giggle a bit. As the site says sign up today get laid tonight. I think some of the men that join this site and expect that to happen, even some of the ladies. But this site to be honest is what we all make of it.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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You forgot The Lazy Guy I'm new even though I've been on the site for 6 years. I know I said I'd fill this in later but Really? You believed that?? Wanna fuck?! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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As for my own profile - it's as honest as they come. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Ok..now don't get mad.. But wouldn't you also have to add...'and I roll my eyes, a lot".  " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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Lol...you are such a sham. Those aren’t your pics? I am crushed. Someone please pass the bong. Oh..but I did lie. I'm not 96 and that astute bastard picked right up on that. Busted. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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BiggLala 'Stock photo'? Damn that IS a compliment innit? Better than most cock photos. Who ordered the triggered married dude??? Anyone...anyone...? I'll stop now, Plato. 😏 LOL. that guy is sorta fun though. It was like learning a new language when I read his responses. And stop? I bet you don't. LOL " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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Happy Tuesday all so very true and this even made me giggle a bit. As the site says sign up today get laid tonight. I think some of the men that join this site and expect that to happen, even some of the ladies. But this site to be honest is what we all make of it.. But the site is what you make of it. I have fun on here. I've met (talked) with some wonderful people. Made a really good friend. And have a lot of laughs. Great point Trzz. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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You forgot The Lazy Guy I'm new even though I've been on the site for 6 years. I know I said I'd fill this in later but Really? You believed that?? Wanna fuck?! And yeah...there is one I missed that is all over the site. LOL I can believe yours is a honest profile. Never seen anything to the contrary. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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LOL...i'm rolling over here with the "nipples won't stop looking at the ceiling". I thought the lady who thought I was really 96 and just looked really good for my age was pretty silly. This guy takes the cake. LOL " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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Ok..pay up. You have to post a picture of you in a black top, showing some cleavage. Go ahead. I'll wait. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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Yes, sometimes as I have yet to achieve the constant level of pain in the ass you have mastered. Geez, THAT was waaayyy too easy   When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Or you could just write ramblin, ramblin, blah, blah, blah. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Doubtful - just sayin When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Now that sounds like what a couple of ladies I've dated on here..should have had on their profiles. LOL. Nothing less than a seven inch...er digit bank account. LOL " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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